It's like one big infomercial for "Carolina's Greatest Hits..."
"Well folks we have something special for you tonight, over the next 2 hrs we are going to take a walk down memory lane with the greatest hits from the North Carolina Basketball Dynasty..."
"Who can forget that great little number Antoine Jamison...what a diddy that was..."
"...folks, it's time now for one of best hits of all time..MJ...look how cool he is with that earring...remember all those buckets he got, girls he bopped, money he gambled, and cigars he smoked while playing with golf with celebrities...got a hot little number of a young wife now...what a winner...UNC wins...great times..."