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[cawoodsct]

Clay Travis with a [sick] take on Saban and Cal, wow
http://www.foxsports.com/college-football/outkick-the-coverage/all-that-and-a-bag-of-mail-021216

 

[_Chase_]

He really looks like he's either trying to smell his own ***, or figure out whether or not he could blow himself.

 

[BBdK]

Anyone else having trouble understanding these gravitational waves, and why this is so huge?

lol

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Anyone else having trouble understanding these gravitational waves, and why this is so huge?

lol

no wow I'm embarrassed for you if you don't get it

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

Here's a brief explanation of why it's big:

Why is observing gravitational waves such a big deal? Apart from the fact that it would affirm a big piece of Einstein’s theory of general relativity, gravitational waves can be used to probe some of the most mysterious phenomena in the cosmos. As LISA Pathfinder scientist Bill Weber told Gizmodo last month, they’re “the most direct way of studying the large fraction of the universe which is dark.”

Black holes, neutron stars, and other objects that don’t emit light are very difficult to study directly from our vantage point. But gravitational waves, which pass through such objects like a knife through butter, offer us a window. In probing the dark universe with gravitational waves, we might uncover new celestial wonders we never dreamed of.

 

[kybobcat_rivals185207]

 

[BBdK]

Oh, ok.

Got it

 

[joeyrupption]

Anyone else having trouble understanding these gravitational waves, and why this is so huge?

lol

Hey man, in my mindset, that physical model is just an abstraction of the computer model from a slice in spacetime - not the other way around.

we are merely passengers along our own cosmic railways - inevitable, powerful, freeing.

No.

 

[wildcat1973_rivals160373]

I saw Poltergeist when I was 05s age and it was pretty much the scariest thing ever. That tree is just wrong. And the clown.

:scream:

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

It's pretty damn amazing that Einstein came up with theories/ideas 100 years ago that we're only now able to prove. That level of thinking is unfathomable to me.

 

[Ribsandwhitebread]

This Einstein ******** wont make a spec of difference when we all get wiped out by the Zika.

 

[SAECATFAN]

Yep. Honestly, sometimes I marvel at how ignorant a being I really am. As far as the universe is concerned, I am basically a walking, talking, breathing chief post.

 

[joeyrupption]

Yep. Honestly, sometimes I marvel at how ignorant a being I really am. As far as the universe is concerned, I am basically a walking, talking, breathing chief post.

Fabric of the Cosmos would make a nice beach read follow-up to The Rite, imo.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Here's a brief explanation of why it's big:

Why is observing gravitational waves such a big deal? Apart from the fact that it would affirm a big piece of Einstein’s theory of general relativity, gravitational waves can be used to probe some of the most mysterious phenomena in the cosmos. As LISA Pathfinder scientist Bill Weber told Gizmodo last month, they’re “the most direct way of studying the large fraction of the universe which is dark.”

Black holes, neutron stars, and other objects that don’t emit light are very difficult to study directly from our vantage point. But gravitational waves, which pass through such objects like a knife through butter, offer us a window. In probing the dark universe with gravitational waves, we might uncover new celestial wonders we never dreamed of.

Well, duuuhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[neilborders]

Shari's Berries really get the hens clucking at your lassie's workplace. They all get flowers, but only a select few get those delicious berries.

 

[SAECATFAN]

Thanks, Joey. But at this point, I'm not really seeking the truth about much of this world. Just give me a prosperous 45-50 more years, healthy kids, few UK titles, *maybe* a winning SEC football season, and an agreeable meal every so often.

Then I reckon I'll see, or I won't.

 

[joeyrupption]

This Einstein ******** wont make a spec of difference when we all get wiped out by the Zika.

The scariest part of Zika's sexual spread is the very specific vector: "bloody *****."

I was happy to be informed of that while standing in my kitchen the other morning.

"Glad you told me that now, hon! I was going to eat some oatmeal, but now I pretty much can't feel my knees anymore based on those two words spoken together. I think I'll just camp out on the couch for a few days!"

 

[joeyrupption]

Thanks, Joey. But at this point, I'm not really seeking the truth about much of this world. Just give me a prosperous 45-50 more years, healthy kids, few UK titles, *maybe* a winning SEC football season, and an agreeable meal every so often.

Then I reckon I'll see, or I won't.

No biggie: Per this other book, you will fully understand cosmic truths at some point when your consciousness is augmented by computer processing anyway.

 

[drxman1]

Total consciousness FTW.

 

[assistbyhawkins]

No biggie: Per this other book, you will fully understand cosmic truths at some point when your consciousness is augmented by computer processing anyway.

Ok Sheldon, thats enough. Lets change the subject.

 

[anthonys735]

Clay Travis with a [sick] take on Saban and Cal, wow
http://www.foxsports.com/college-football/outkick-the-coverage/all-that-and-a-bag-of-mail-021216

Yeah, if only UK got to play in a flawed 1 game tournament. Also, recruiting 4-5 guys nationally out of 25 elite prospects against 60 other schools vs recruiting in your own region without AAU alliances to get in the way.

I'd probably still take Saban but Travis constantly gives Cal ****. "It's not paying off for Cal." Ok, buddy. 4 Final Fours and 1 title. I think we're ok. Congrats on your Outback Bowl and being great at rape.

 

[wcc31]

So, now Poythress may not return this season. :chairshot: Fourth year in a row with a devastating injury.

 

[anthonys735]

Typed in Romey's code for Shari's Berries yesterday....$19.99, which is like 60% off.

Get to checkout, $14.99 charge for shipping & handling, $16.99 charge for "special valentine's day delivery", total + tax $55, for 12 strawberries.

Lol, false. Congrats to Shari though I guess, what a racket.

It's unreal. I order some for Xmas at the office and I get that charge on every box in the same order. F*ckers are really good but that's inane. My Old Ky Home are really good, actually.

 

[SAECATFAN]

Travis desperately wants people in Kentucky to give a **** about him.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

Clay Travis took a great idea - taking road trips to every SEC stadium - and wrote about as "meh" a book as possible about the experience. To quote Bill Murray - "medium talent."

 

[anthonys735]

Travis is obviously a smart guy but he's the type that likes to tell you how much more intelligent he really is. Huge douche.

 

[anthonys735]

So, now Poythress may not return this season. :chairshot: Fourth year in a row with a devastating injury.

Where you hearing that? I heard hopefully TAMU and definitely by the tourney. That was 2 days ago.

 

[UKwizard]

Elite college basketball teams are more prone to upset than elite football teams. Just the nature of the game.

The NCAA tourney is much harder to transverse than whatever college football has had over the years.

Saban doesn't have to worry about his elite freshman leaving after one year and retooling his team every year.

So Poythress went from day to day, to 2 weeks, to may be out for the year. Is the next news on the injury going to be amputation?

 

[chitown87]

Where you hearing that? I heard hopefully TAMU and definitely by the tourney. That was 2 days ago.

KSR this morning.

 

[UK_Dallas]

Seems as though Dancing Guy is officially done.

 

[B Rax_rivals210137]

My wife is the absolute worst person alive to buy valentines presents for. She doesn't give a **** about flowers, but absolutely despises getting them in public. She doesn't eat chocolate, doesn't drink, and doesn't care about jewelry. "Oh b rax, that's great it means she's low maintenance!" you are probably saying to yourself. Oh, no. She expects something for Valentine's Day. What does she expect? Who knows! But I better put in some gotdamn effort and creativity or I do not love her like her friends husbands love them.

My daughter on the other hand is easy. Gonna get that little sweetie a stuffed animal that size of a real animal [cheers]<3 <3 <3

 

[wcc31]

Jesus Christ, B Rax, know your environment. This isn't DADYERO.

 

[TransyCat09]

sounds like brax puts that p-word on a pedal stool imo.

 

[cawoodsct]

Seems as though Dancing Guy is officially done.

UK Athletics is aware of the accident involving two fans in the lower bowl at Tuesday night’s game vs. Georgia. EMS officials on-site evaluated all involved parties following the accident. To provide all guests with a safe and enjoyable experience, UK Athletics is emphasizing that all fans keep stairways and entry and exit ways clear. We ask that all patrons please be respectful and considerate of their fellow fans.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

UK Athletics is aware of the accident involving two fans in the lower bowl at Tuesday night’s game vs. Georgia. EMS officials on-site evaluated all involved parties following the accident. To provide all guests with a safe and enjoyable experience, UK Athletics is emphasizing that all fans keep stairways and entry and exit ways clear. We ask that all patrons please be respectful and considerate of their fellow fans.

I like how they're acting like this was an isolated incident, and that this dude dancing in the aisles doesn't happen every single game. That's some solid CYA.

 

[anthonys735]

Tell the constant barrage of dolts tromping in out of section 16/17 to stay the hell out of the aisles during the game. If you get stuck on the outside with the aisle b/w you and the action, forget about it. It's all game long and mostly during action. In/out, up down, ice cream in tow. SIT THE F*CK DOWN or at least stay in your seat. I sprint during timeouts to be back before action.

I can't even sit over in my parents seats without about losing my ****.

 

[Touch_Em_All]

Looks like Crean is about to do his best Ace Ventura talking *** impersonation...

 

[cawoodsct]

There is this guy we see every game sprinting in section 16/17 at Rupp, so he doesn't upset other fans. We call him the Duke manager fan UK guy. Very respectful gentleman.

 

[BristolCat_rivals158386]

BRax, you guys could get a couples massage, or a couples mani-pedi, or you could even consider both getting couples-pumped. That's right, you and your gal pal can both go get pumped this holiday weekend. Little secret from one guy to the next. Hope this helps!

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

Not sure I get the "couples massage" deal. How are you supposed to put the moves on your masseuse (via "accidental" butt pawing, "boner surprise," etc.) with your significant other in the room?:thumbsdown: