My sixth month anniversary arrived at my new company today, after I was terminated 6 months earlier from my former place of employment because I accidentally left my space heater running in my cubical and burned the entire building down, over reaction from my dumb@$$ boss but whatever. Anyway I went to my new boss's office and told him not to worry about doing anything special for my big day. After he said he had no clue what I was talking about, like a boss would forget his employees 6 month anniversary, I made a pretend big scene and cursed him out and kicked his chair over . Anyhow my boss "fired" me after that, LOL. I can not wait to see what surprise they have planned for me when I show up Monday, I can not believe they think that I am that stupid.