Anyone ever 17 a Midget?

[Called3rdstrikedawg]

So a 6 foot 6 inch tall guy with a 5' 0" female is not the same?

 

[ckDOG]

Little disappointed this hasn't morphed into Select the Slut, Elf Edition.

 

[anon1787432961]

 

[Lucifer Morningstar]

If this does not win post of the year, then I will have lost faith in this institution. For the record, I have 17ed many short girls, but I do not know if they qualify as a midget.

 

[She Mate Me]

If you ever doubt that this place is an unequaled and beautiful refuge for the most irredeemable cuntdick Mississippi State fans on the internet, please note that we are over 30 responses now and all we have are honest answers and aggressive efforts to find the funny.

No one even considered condemning this beautiful thread or the OP.

America is still 17'n America by gawd!!!!

 

[Drebin]

If you ever doubt that this place is an unequaled and beautiful refuge for the most irredeemable cuntdick Mississippi State fans on the internet, please note that we are over 30 responses now and all we have are honest answers and aggressive efforts to find the funny.

No one even considered condemning this beautiful thread or the OP.

America is still 17'n America by gawd!!!!

This is the way God intended

 

[o_HuntDawg]

If you ever doubt that this place is an unequaled and beautiful refuge for the most irredeemable cuntdick Mississippi State fans on the internet, please note that we are over 30 responses now and all we have are honest answers and aggressive efforts to find the funny.

No one even considered condemning this beautiful thread or the OP.

America is still 17'n America by gawd!!!!

ignore him... his midget BF broke him with him a few weeks back...

time heals all wounds buddy.

 

[peewee.sixpack]

I’m 5’4”, I’d imagine some of the ladies I slept with in my younger days would have clicked yes on this post.

 

[peewee.sixpack]

She was 4'11", red headed, the daughter of our church's priest and we did it multiple times.

I'm going to hell for sure now.

Those priest/preacher daughter can be freaking naughty. Speaking from experience on this one.

 

[Drebin]

Those priest/preacher daughter can be freaking naughty. Speaking from experience on this one.

So you're the short guy who used to always hang out at the BSU?

 

[dorndawg]

I’m 5’4”, I’d imagine some of the ladies I slept with in my younger days would have clicked yes on this post.

Username checks out

 

[DAWGSANDSAINTS]

Does a girl with one leg count ?

 

[maroonmadman]

Do what now?

I'm Episcopal, not Catholic, our priest can get married.

 

[Darryl Steight]

Little disappointed this hasn't morphed into Select the Slut, Elf Edition.

I just looked it up and unfortunately Kristen Bell is 5'1". Does not qualify or else she would be high (low?) on the list.

 

[Darryl Steight]

Does a girl with one leg count ?

We will discuss pirates in a different thread**

 

[Darryl Steight]

Username checks out

Beat me to the UNCO

 

[willi13]

 

[dorndawg]

I'm Episcopal, not Catholic, our priest can get married.

I'm aware, but forget Episcopalians use "priest" - when I hear it, I automatically think Catholic

 

[HumpDawgy]

Does a 4 foot 11 Italian wife count? If so, then once or twice.

 

[BulldogBlitz]

I see I need to scroll further through the board

 

[anon1787432961]

I'm aware, but forget Episcopalians use "priest" - when I hear it, I automatically think Catholic

At 1.4M total in the USA, it is one of the smallest congregations of any, about the same size as Jehovah's Witnesses. Lutherans are 2X the size of both.

 

[Willow Grove Dawg]

Does a 4 foot 11 Italian wife count? If so, then once or twice.

Tell me that you have been married for 10 plus years without telling me.......

 

[Mobile Bay]

SPS Magazine is on furlough. Maybe I'll start a gofundme and we'll do a midget, er, fun-sized centerfold.

What we really need is a midget Friday NSFW thread

 

[Dawgbite]

My wife heard the question and said, "You must be reading the Six-Pack."

How did she “hear” the question? Do you sit and read SPS out loud to yourself?

 

[dorndawg]

How did she “hear” the question? Do you sit and read SPS out loud to yourself?

Some folks have vision problems and use text to voice - could be that.

 

[Maroon13]

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[ABiggerUglierJoe]

Does a girl with one leg count ?

Possibly. You take whatever her height is minus a foot.

 

[She Mate Me]

Some folks have vision problems and use text to voice - could be that.

Sixpack using text to voice seems like a dangerous and joyous adventure...

 

[dickiedawg]

Some folks have vision problems and use text to voice - could be that.

Could also be like my wife, and if I laugh at anything on my phone she asks me what it is.

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

How did she “hear” the question? Do you sit and read SPS out loud to yourself?

Select posts that I find very humorous.

You will get here as an old couple someday. You look for anything to entertain you.

 

[BulldogBlitz]

Select posts that I find very humorous.

You will get here as an old couple someday. You look for anything to entertain you.

Me too. I laugh hysterically at something and she asks who said what on the board.

 

[skipperDawg]

I wouldn’t let my wife know about any of you midget 17ing devil believing perps on this page.
no pictures

 

[paindonthurt17]

Just wondering.

Define midget

 

[paindonthurt17]

No but I bet a lot of guys on this board commits a felony every time they take a piss. You know the one that is illegal for a grown man to touch a little boy's penis.

Slow

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Not as good as the deaf girl thread, but pretty good still.

 

[HotMop]

 

[Dawgbite]

Do mental midgets count?

 

[theoriginalSALTYdog]

Just wondering.

got a buddy of mine that swears he banged twin midget sisters on a cruise. Said he got a blow job and they stood flat footed. Didn't even have to get on their knees.

 

[dawgman42]

It's amazing that this thread has gone on for this long without either Ozarka or MikeTice input.

 

[wdawg44]

I hear they are heavier than you would think