Fear not, SPS, math saves the day

TaleofTwoDogs

All-Conference
Jun 1, 2004
4,206
1,946
113
I have worked on the equation and we are good.

+ 2004 ÷ 1941 + π(1998-17) + (1/2 Keenum - Selmon) * (± Croom ÷ 1/4 Gators) + µ (Fat Girlfriend) - Drunk injun = BIG WIN

Note: Of course, this is theoretical and may have an error rate of greater the 19.83

 

Drebin

Heisman
Aug 22, 2012
22,044
26,213
113
I have worked on the equation and we are good.

+ 2004 ÷ 1941 + π(1998-17) + (1/2 Keenum - Selmon) * (± Croom ÷ 1/4 Gators) + µ (Fat Girlfriend) - Drunk injun = BIG WIN

Note: Of course, this is theoretical and may have an error rate of greater the 19.83

Well who can argue with this?

This is why I pay money for this site.
 
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dog12

Senior
Sep 15, 2016
1,950
592
113
I'm a realist, so I'm expecting our Dogs to get stomped by the Gators today.

The Gator football players are much faster and stronger than our football players . . . and, they have a higher level of skill than us.

The Gators will boat-race us to begin the game and will jump out to a several-touchdown lead. Then, they will relax in the second half and end up winning by 10-14 points.

(I sure do hope I'm wrong.)
 

Shmuley

Heisman
Mar 6, 2008
24,138
11,665
113
I have worked on the equation and we are good.

+ 2004 ÷ 1941 + π(1998-17) + (1/2 Keenum - Selmon) * (± Croom ÷ 1/4 Gators) + µ (Fat Girlfriend) - Drunk injun = BIG WIN

Note: Of course, this is theoretical and may have an error rate of greater the 19.83

I just spotted the fat girlfriend in the stands.
 
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