You can fix her, swipe right

[onewoof]

 

[dorndawg]

How on earth is she single?

 

[T-TownDawgg]

“Temporary OF”

She misspelled “will stop when I have someone to cover costs of Similac and Lithium”

 

[SchrodingersDawg]

At least I'm tall enough.

 

[Leeshouldveflanked]

She didnt list her sandwich making ability.

 

[Bobby Ricigliano]

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Sounds perfect.

 

[dorndawg]

She didnt list her sandwich making ability.

It's all the sh`it sandwiches you'll ever want to eat, Lee.

 

[SteelCurtain74]

She didn't say which correctional facilities her 3 exes currently reside in. I think I'd like to have a word with them first just to see what I might be getting into.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

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Going by the matrix, her OF must’ve been fire

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

 

[theoriginalSALTYdog]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say this is probably a really good "ride" but with high mileage.

 

[NTDawg]

Who is poster from the coast with the crazy ex? Coast Or taco dog? Is this his crazy old lady?

sorry I can’t remember names. I have crs (can’t remember s h I t)

 

[Dawgbite]

Damn, I'm only 5'8". Short people got no reason!

 

[DawgsGoneWild]

I mean judging by her mouth and chest, I’d give it a go.

 

[DawgsGoneWild]

Who is poster from the coast with the crazy ex? Coast Or taco dog? Is this his crazy old lady?

sorry I can’t remember names. I have crs (can’t remember s h I t)

Paging @tacodawg

 

[dawgman42]

Somewhere in social media land, one of our own is VERY interested:

+

 

[BulldogBlitz]

How on earth is she single?

Restraining orders prohibit the only ones stupid enough

 

[onewoof]

Why is she currently only free every other weekend.

 

[cowbell88]

Off the chart on the crazy side of the matrix!

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

This chick must already be busy visiting the Pine Belt every other weekend.

Married twice?

 

[Klovis]

Why is she currently only free every other weekend.

probably the weekends the kids are with their different fathers.

 

[T-TownDawgg]

Why is she currently only free every other weekend.

Court ordered Community service

 

[The Cooterpoot]

She probably hit the Jones Co. Holy Trinity earlier in life. Tested positive for meth, was pregnant, was under 15.

 

[OG Goat Holder]

How on earth is she single?

She’s not….do you not know how this works?

 

[horshack.sixpack]

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I hope Taco doesn't see this post.

 

[Dawgg]

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Not gonna lie, she coulda got me to swipe right 5 years ago.

 

[Dawgg]

Why is she currently only free every other weekend.

Probably her ‘non-kid’ weekends. Pretty common with dating single parents. That’s pretty much how I was before I met my wife.

 

[T-TownDawgg]

She probably hit the Jones Co. Holy Trinity earlier in life. Tested positive for meth, was pregnant, was under 15.

If that’s true, she got an 18-year-old absolute hellion that may have already reproduced, making you instant paw-paw, too

 

[CochiseCowbell]

"regularly work out & get tattoos"

No one REGULARLY gets tattoos.

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

You think you can fix her, go look in the mirror,
you would be one that needs fixing.

 

[patdog]

probably the weekends the kids are with their different fathers.

So, she's pretty good at coordinating schedules to get 3 different fathers all on the same rotation. And 3 different fathers who will even see their kids. Is she hot? Doesn't matter. She's perfect. **

 

[MaxwellSmart]

Still waiting on ClintoninHelen to weigh in.

 

[The Cooterpoot]

If that’s true, she got an 18-year-old absolute hellion that may have already reproduced, making you instant paw-paw, too

More like Uncle Touchy probably

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

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She needs to start hanging out a AF bases, plenty of young Airman would marry her after a two week courtship.

 

[Dawgg]

This profile made me laugh so much a few years ago that I screenshotted it.



The rebel flag bedspread is chef’s kiss.

 

[ZombieKissinger]

This profile made me laugh so much a few years ago that I screenshotted it.

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The rebel flag bedspread is chef’s kiss.

You hang out 11 miles from Midlothian a lot?

 

[HumpDawgy]

Guys....make sure to snip it before you rip it.

 

[klong-dog]

I mean judging by her mouth and chest, I’d give it a go.

make sure you wrap, or double wrap that thang.

 

[Dawgg]

You hang out 11 miles from Midlothian a lot?

I live in Waxahachie and work in Mansfield, so yeah.

 

[Theconnormead]

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Have to admire her honesty.