Alabama OL Elijah Pritchett Arrested for Knowingly Transmitting STD

[TiogaLion]

I knew I hadn't seen it all yet.

https://www.si.com/college/alabama/football/report-alabama-ol-elijah-pritchett-arrested-for-knowingly-transmitting-std

 

[BobPSU92]

bama has a culture problem.

 

[EricStratton-RushChairman]

Class C Misdemeanor... it is effectively a speeding ticket

 

[BobPSU92]

Class C Misdemeanor... it is effectively a speeding ticket

Well, he was driving recklessly.

 

[Woodpecker]

Class C Misdemeanor... it is effectively a speeding ticket

Should be equivalent to possession with intent to distribute. So now he'll be clapping from the sidelines.

 

[anon1786720894]

Should be equivalent to possession with intent to distribute. So now he'll be clapping from the sidelines.

 

[LionJim]

Class C Misdemeanor... it is effectively a speeding ticket

A speeding ticket where everyone knows you’re a ****** human being. What a dick.

 

[LB99]

It’s the gift that keeps on giving. The whole year round.

 

[EdwardoCarrachio]

It’s the gift that keeps on giving. The whole year round.

I wouldn't be more surprised if I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet.

 

[LB99]

I wouldn't be more surprised if I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet.

Don’t piss me off Art.

 

[psuro]

Well, he was driving recklessly.

Failed to take proper safeguards.

 

[EdwardoCarrachio]

Probably got the STD screwing over Florida St.

 

[BostonNit]

"But your honor, the plaintiff said she was a wide receiver."

 

[BobPSU92]

"But your honor, the plaintiff said she was a wide receiver."

“Like a hot dog in a hallway.”

 

[Nits74]

A speeding ticket where everyone knows you’re a ****** human being. What a dick.

So to speak.

 

[PSUJam]

 

[Catch1lion]

Youthful Offender Status

Alabama's Elijah Pritchett Granted Youthful Offender Status

More details have emerged about the arrest of Alabama OL Elijah Pritchett

tuscaloosathread.com

 

[EPC FAN]

I knew I hadn't seen it all yet.

https://www.si.com/college/alabama/football/report-alabama-ol-elijah-pritchett-arrested-for-knowingly-transmitting-std

What a guy.

 

[BVSt.Paul]

Article says he plays OL. Guess he didn’t know when to pull.

 

[Nittany1865Farmer]

Article says he plays OL. Guess he didn’t know when to pull.

He may have switched positions and was the tight end for the entire time.....

 

[BobPSU92]

Isn’t it his right to switch teams?

 

[Waaaaaaaany]

“Like a hot dog in a hallway.”

Sorry...This board uses kayaks and cave references

 

[Nittany1865Farmer]

Sorry...This board uses kayaks and cave references

Truth: Our favorite saying is 'Like BobPSU92 holding a scone and walking through the stadium tunnel"