OT/So tomorrow at 12:20 Eastern

[T-TownDawgg]

The government is sending a signal to your phone which will activate the chip received in the Covid vaccine, turning it's victims into cannibalistic zombies. No worries, since fatalistic MSU football coaches, players, and fans feast on the misery of each other anyway.

 

[dorndawg]

PRO-TIP for any Sixpackers who are currently incarcerated or cheating on their spouses: even if you turn off your burner phone, it's still gonna make the noise when you power it back on.

 

[GloryDawg]

I can't wait until the Zombie Apocalypse. It would be open season on A-Holes. ********

 

[NawlBennyDawg]

The government is sending a signal to your phone which will activate the chip received in the Covid vaccine, turning it's victims into cannibalistic zombies. No worries, since fatalistic MSU football coaches, players, and fans feast on the misery of each other anyway.

Which realistically comes first: State winning a natty in football, or a zombie apocalypse?

 

[RivaDawg]

I don’t have 5G coverage so my chip will remain dormant….

 

[Dawgbite]

I can't wait until the Zombie Apocalypse. It would be open season on A-Holes. ********

If you run out of ammo, call me!

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

And this is what happens when you think about the Roman Empire too much.

 

[Shmuley]

The government is sending a signal to your phone which will activate the chip received in the Covid vaccine, turning it's victims into cannibalistic zombies. No worries, since fatalistic MSU football coaches, players, and fans feast on the misery of each other anyway.

That explains the guy in the lane next to me holding what looked like a tin foil wrapped deck of cards next to his head.

 

[57stratdawg]

So, I’m good to cancel spin class?

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

So, I’m good to cancel spin class?

I’d say that’s a valid excuse.

 

[ZombieKissinger]

Guys, please be civil

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

I keep my phone in a faraday bag, so I should be good.

 

[PBRME]

 

[Simmer]

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

Well I’m still alive. Do I win a prize?

 

[CochiseCowbell]

Well I’m still alive. Do I win a prize?

Free Chat.

I assumed it would be a missive from our new Alien or AI Overlords. I was disappointed.

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

Free Chat.

I assumed it would be a missive from our new Alien or AI Overlords. I was disappointed.

 

[T-TownDawgg]

And this is what happens when you think about the Roman Empire too much.

Well I’m still alive. Do I win a prize?

Congratulations. You shall live to see the end of another empire.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

Congratulations. You shall live to see the end of another empire.

I doubt it. They rarely crumble that quickly.

 

[Pars]

Wow. Feeling so much sharper thanks to Bill Gates for activating my 5g.

 

[T-TownDawgg]

I doubt it. They rarely crumble that quickly.

Yall taking this too seriously.

This is SixPack. We can't even predict which NFL coach we are going to end up with after an egg bowl win.