Ok, I've come up with a plan

[The Cooterpoot]

If about 100 of will have our ashes spread on Davis Wade, we can take the damn Indians!

 

[BossDawg78]

We could get a priest to come and bless the stadium and field to drive away evil spirits .

ETA: I’m not being sarcastic about that either. Not much anyway.

 

[The Cooterpoot]

We could get a priest to come and bless the stadium and field to drive away evil spirits .

I think an exorcism and a coaching Enema would get it done

 

[patdog]

I hope I don’t have to do this anytime soon.

 

[MaroonOldCrow]

I think an exorcism and a coaching Enema would get it done

Now I'm wondering if exorcisms are in Fr. Burke Masters' repetoire.

 

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Now I'm wondering if exorcisms are in Fr. Burke Masters' repetoire.

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