In your FACE Brown-nosers

3-D_chess

All-Conference
Jul 18, 2025
1,268
1,403
113
Y'all know who you are.
You wanted Hank and another 9-win season.

Get ready for a HECK of a season that includes the playoffs!!!!!

Mary finally had the conversation, reminding the fossil that at his age his opportunities were drying up. It was now or never. And a spot in the playoffs was the only way to convince Beth to let him appoint Brian as his successor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

eyesofhawk

All-Conference
Apr 17, 2011
3,873
3,617
113
Y'all know who you are.
You wanted Hank and another 9-win season.

Get ready for a HECK of a season that includes the playoffs!!!!!

Mary finally had the conversation, reminding the fossil that at his age his opportunities were drying up. It was now or never. And a spot in the playoffs was the only way to convince Beth to let him appoint Brian as his successor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll ask again.

Are you related to 2D?
 

BunchofAholes

All-Conference
Jul 9, 2025
2,601
4,951
113
Y'all know who you are.
You wanted Hank and another 9-win season.

Get ready for a HECK of a season that includes the playoffs!!!!!

Mary finally had the conversation, reminding the fossil that at his age his opportunities were drying up. It was now or never. And a spot in the playoffs was the only way to convince Beth to let him appoint Brian as his successor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF is wrong with you
 

Hendy Hawk

All-Conference
Aug 21, 2002
832
1,235
93
Let's see how things play out as the season progresses.
I'm ok with whoever the coaches choose, But:
 

MeetTheFerentzes

All-American
Sep 6, 2022
3,095
6,231
113
Y'all know who you are.
You wanted Hank and another 9-win season.

Get ready for a HECK of a season that includes the playoffs!!!!!

Mary finally had the conversation, reminding the fossil that at his age his opportunities were drying up. It was now or never. And a spot in the playoffs was the only way to convince Beth to let him appoint Brian as his successor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve suspected you had rather severe mental illness. Thank you for removing all doubt.
 
Feb 25, 2008
32,923
32,219
113
Y'all know who you are.
You wanted Hank and another 9-win season.

Get ready for a HECK of a season that includes the playoffs!!!!!

Mary finally had the conversation, reminding the fossil that at his age his opportunities were drying up. It was now or never. And a spot in the playoffs was the only way to convince Beth to let him appoint Brian as his successor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let's try to convince Iowa fans to never expect overly positive results (a blowout against Iowa State or Minnesota before the game happens) or gloat about something prematurely (Heck being the answer) ever again.

Deal?...Deal. Good talk. 😃
 
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gojojo

All-Conference
Jan 1, 2023
572
1,670
93
Y'all know who you are.
You wanted Hank and another 9-win season.

Get ready for a HECK of a season that includes the playoffs!!!!!

Mary finally had the conversation, reminding the fossil that at his age his opportunities were drying up. It was now or never. And a spot in the playoffs was the only way to convince Beth to let him appoint Brian as his successor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feel shame.
 

Hurricane88

Junior
Mar 13, 2024
285
359
63
Y'all know who you are.
You wanted Hank and another 9-win season.

Get ready for a HECK of a season that includes the playoffs!!!!!

Mary finally had the conversation, reminding the fossil that at his age his opportunities were drying up. It was now or never. And a spot in the playoffs was the only way to convince Beth to let him appoint Brian as his successor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are so wrong hahahahaha
 
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HawksRule25

All-American
Sep 8, 2023
5,812
8,194
113
Heck gets zero touches in the 4th quarter.

Explain that poop connoisseurs ?

 

WDSMHawk

All-American
Jun 30, 2019
1,924
5,038
113
Heck getting to look good against a Washington team that had quit probably cost us the playoffs.
 
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