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[dawgstudent]

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[dawgstudent]

This is a contractual obligation

 

[PBRME]

We don’t want the horn.

 

[Herbert Nenninger]

The refs: They’re choosin’ Texas, I can tell.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

Was last week's winner on the sign?

 

[BulldogBlitz]

Arch, this is as close to your Heisman moment as it gets

 

[Shmuley]

November 1 approaches

 

[dawgman42]

Trick or Treat
Poor K1's Feet
Here's a Puckett to decleat.

 

[aTotal360]

Welcome back, Vic.

 

[Awwhellnaw]

X NUMBER OF DAYS UNTIL BULLDOG BASEBALL!!

 

[Villagedawg]

This time, the Horns get the Bull(dogs).

 

[cowbell88]

Your eyes might be watching, but we’re not.

 

[OopsICroomedmypants]

Put a defensive lineman in at QB to take the punishment

 

[HailStout]

God, whatever it was we did, we are sorry.

 

[$altyDawg]

I think we're about to experience what that steer did.

 

[randystewart]

I guess we'll just Arch our backs and let you give us the horn.

 

[HailStout]

You’re eyes might be watching, but we’re not.

Winner

 

[josebrown]

You may take our balls, but not with our knife.

 

[DawgatAuburn]

Tanner Leggett says hi

 

[civildawg88]

Please use lube

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Where's that "Days until baseball season" countdown?

 

[Treemydawg]

To whom it may concern. Free coffee for life if Lebby gets left on the tarmac.

 

[Darryl Steight]

This game will be featured in the new 30 for 30 "The Best That Never Was 2.0: Choctaw's Revenge"

 

[YesIAmAPirate]

Y'all got any backup QBs that we could borrow?

 

[HumpDawgy]

Matthew McConnaheyhey wears panties.

 

[horshack.sixpack]

Where's Jackie when we need him?

 

[thekimmer]

Archibald? LOL!

 

[Predestined]

Can we go back to September?

 

[The Cooterpoot]

Can we castrate a toe?

 

[lumdawg]

I'll be drinking Jack all by myself

 

[HotMop]

Christ, make it stop.

 

[RiceDawg]

(03:57) No Huddle-Shotgun #1 K.Taylor pass complete deep right to #13 S.Magee caught at Mizzou00, for 24 yards to the Mizzou00 TOUCHDOWN, clock 03:57, 1ST DOWN #80 K.Ferrie kick attempt good (H: #47 W.Wilkinson, LS: #46 K.Rushing)

 

[HumpDawgy]

I'll be drinking Jack all by myself

You're choosin Texas.......I can tell!

 

[DerHntr]

I'll be drinking Jack all by myself

Listen to that song again. She actually says “Jack Off.”

You’re welcome.

 

[DerHntr]

If you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a coach worth a damn

 

[jethreauxdawg]

Y’all are so lucky

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

Will Arch call his own shot, too?

 

[columbiadawg2]

Haven't been this concerned about a toe since The Big Lebowski

 

[Wesson Bulldog]

Christ, make it stop.

My personal favorite!

 

[Bulldog45]

I got a rock