Bye Week Haiku Thread
- Thread starter Knight Shift
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No sadness this week
We can find another team
to bring us some joy
We can find another team
to bring us some joy
I will still tailgate.
Be in the Black Lot by noon!
Drink the pain away.
Be in the Black Lot by noon!
Drink the pain away.
We are one and four
Our quest is now nine and four
Impossible dream.
Our quest is now nine and four
Impossible dream.
Needed a respite
From four tailgates in five weeks
Does get exhausting.
Now have four weeks off
Come back rejuvenated
For Halloween game.
From four tailgates in five weeks
Does get exhausting.
Now have four weeks off
Come back rejuvenated
For Halloween game.
Need a team? shop local.
Catch a Friday nights lights game.
Good vibe. Cheap food. fun.
Catch a Friday nights lights game.
Good vibe. Cheap food. fun.
Tick tock; Greg’s still here.
Will it end? When will it stop?
All forest … no Chop.
Will it end? When will it stop?
All forest … no Chop.
On X last two days
Hitting refresh every
Hour-looks like he stays
Hitting refresh every
Hour-looks like he stays
Glengarry Glen Ross
Alec Baldwin's scene sums up
Rutgers NIL:
These are the new leads.
These are the Glengarry leads
To you, they are gold
But you don't get them.
To give them to you is just
Throwing them away.
Alec Baldwin's scene sums up
Rutgers NIL:
These are the new leads.
These are the Glengarry leads
To you, they are gold
But you don't get them.
To give them to you is just
Throwing them away.
Doctor Worm is the
Haiku police, making sure
The rules are followed
I'm ashamed to say
I've been flagged; too generous
With my syllables
Ah, but rules are rules
Without them we are lawless
And haiku is bad
Haiku police, making sure
The rules are followed
I'm ashamed to say
I've been flagged; too generous
With my syllables
Ah, but rules are rules
Without them we are lawless
And haiku is bad
Follow haiku rules
If not you will pay the price
And no mercy shown
Nobody expects
The Haiku Inquisition
So send in the nuns!
Tailgate for UMass . . .
The ref sounded his whistle—
Crap! Tailgate again.
The ref sounded his whistle—
Crap! Tailgate again.
Should Greg stay or go?
Indecision bugging me
y me molesta
Indecision bugging me
y me molesta
As Motley Crüe sang
Greg, don't go away mad, just
Go away--soon please!
Nothing left to do
Please take Joe Nolan with you
And that train horn too
Greg made the right choice
With Pizzaro perfection
Kicking coach future
Deal with the lame duck
and still dream of better times
Glass could be half full
With Pizzaro perfection
Kicking coach future
Deal with the lame duck
and still dream of better times
Glass could be half full
Preciate support
But if I was in closet
Why my moniker
"Won't try to fool ya"
Greg's moniker is meathead
Won't get fooled again
Baba O'Reilly
Out here on the football fields
Greg squandered some leads
Greg does need to fight
To try to prove that he's right
Exodus is here
Opponents?-The fans fear
Rutgers is football wasteland
We're all wasted
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Is we're one or two?
Isn't isn't one, you'd think
Damn! Another drink.
Willis you are right,
"we're" is just one syllable.
Knight Shift, take a lap.
One last try at this
Don't know WTF went wrong
Five Seven FIVE!!!!!
Opponents?-Fans fear
Rutgers is football wasteland
We are all wasted
Phew, that was easy
Have too many distractions
Must learn: Chop Haiku
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