Can’t Wait to Witness the Freak of Nature Tomorrow

[GoB1G]

He’s a physical freak of nature.

He catches everything thrown his way.

His route running for his size is unbelievable.

Might be the best receiver his school has ever had.








His name is Reece Vander Zee.

 

[UIAlumFireFighter]

You’re either thinking of DK Metcalf - who played last night - or, Jeremiah Smith for Ohio State.

And you know this, man!

 

[TheGreatDivider101]

He’s a physical freak of nature.

He catches everything thrown his way.

His route running for his size is unbelievable.

Might be the best receiver his school has ever had.








His name is Reece Vander Zee.

Hopefully he won't make any Iowa db's look like the dude from Illinois who was about to screw himself into the turf on that long TD reception.

 

[GoB1G]

Hopefully he won't make any Iowa db's look like the dude from Illinois who was about to screw himself into the turf on that long TD reception.

I’m not a very good cusser, but I couldn’t a$$ three Hells about the receiver you’re referring to.

 

[PinkShizzle]

I couldn’t a$$ three Hells

Serious question, is this a phrase?

That could also be part of the joke as well.

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

What good is a receiver if your quarterback is unable to pass?.........

 

[Hawkangler]

Saw Smith two years ago when the Bucks won 35-7. Smith swatted Hill away on a TD catch. Of course they won a national title that year. He has only gotten better. A true difference maker. Stars need to align for the Hawks tomorrow.

 

[Hawk_4shur]

I heard Jeremiah Smith ordered a Whopper and McDonald's. And he got one.

Santa Claus takes his kids to the Mall once a year to see Jeremiah Smith.

When Jeremiah Smith was born, he drove his Mom home from the Hospital.

Bigfoot claims he once saw Jeremiah Smith.

 

[SoonerBeAHawk]

Dolphin before the last play said he hoped Iowa went back to Ostrenga, I guess because tapping and bobbling the ball is a good recipe near the end line? Just kidding, but RVZ is also tall and has the best hands on the team, imo.

I'm a fan.

 

[GoB1G]

Serious question, is this a phrase?

That could also be part of the joke as well.

For dick sake, what about ‘I’m not a very good cusser’ don’t you understand?

 

[r_desihawk]

He’s a physical freak of nature.

He catches everything thrown his way.

His route running for his size is unbelievable.

Might be the best receiver his school has ever had.








His name is Reece Vander Zee.

i won’t lie. you got me good…. humor is indeed a magnificent coping mechanism but transitioning from your post to anticipating the dude you papered over with humor made me go

 

[Wobmam Rulez!]

He’s a physical freak of nature.

He catches everything thrown his way.

His route running for his size is unbelievable.

Might be the best receiver his school has ever had.








His name is Reece Vander Zee.

RVZ and Diaz is this year's version of DJK and McNutt.

 

[PinkShizzle]

For dick sake, what about ‘I’m not a very good cusser’ don’t you understand?

There are a lot of old posters here that legitimately would say something like that.

Edit to add: "for dick sake" is actually pretty funny.