The epitome of Bama fans

[Bullldawg78]

Saw this at the grocery store in West GA today, this is what I picture most BAMA fans driving and the fact that 90% of them never even went to school there! Can't wait to beat them tomorrow!

 

[bully12]

And they all say "We" when referring to the Tide, when in fact the vast majority have never set foot on the campus of UAT much less taken a class there!!

 

[oompa]

To me, that looks like a truck being used to do actual truck things instead of a status symbol.

I see BAMA fans buying massive trucks they can't afford with a huge lift, giant wheels, and useless low-profile tires. A truck that can no longer be used to do truck things.

 

[horshack.sixpack]

Saw this at the grocery store in West GA today, this is what I picture most BAMA fans driving and the fact that 90% of them never even went to school there! Can't wait to beat them tomorrow!View attachment 1464748

I am a fan of the square body

 

[Chile]

That's Bama's "Quiet Luxury" style.

 

[horshack.sixpack]

To me, that looks like a truck being used to do actual truck things instead of a status symbol.

I see BAMA fans buying massive trucks they can't afford with a huge lift, giant wheels, and useless low-profile tires. A truck that can no longer be used to do truck things.

seen in Alabama

 

[HailStout]

Take the god awful tag off the front and I love that truck. There is nothing better than an old, beat up truck.

 

[dirtclod]

They didn’t pick Alabama so much as Alabama’s win column picked them. Losers want to be a part of something that's a winner so they can feel like they're winners.

 

[HailStout]

They didn’t pick Alabama so much as Alabama’s win column picked them. Losers want to be a part of something that's a winner so they can feel like they're winners

what does that say about us?

 

[uptowndawg]

The only thing keeping me from getting a simple truck like that is the need to have kids car seats

 

[Deltaduckhunter]

They didn’t pick Alabama so much as Alabama’s win column picked them. Losers want to be a part of something that's a winner so they can feel like they're winners.

This I've known a handful of UA graduates that are normal people, but there is a big number of UA fans I have known in my life who obviously never set foot in Tuscaloosa, their life sucks in most areas, and they need one thing to be able to brag about, so they root for a team that has traditionally won.

 

[HRMSU]

what does that say about us?

It says you don't pick State....it picks you.

 

[lazlow]

I see BAMA fans buying massive trucks they can't afford with a huge lift, giant wheels, and useless low-profile tires. A truck that can no longer be used to do truck things.

And they definitely cannot park or drive the damn thing.

 

[dorndawg]

Slap an $800 coat of paint and swap out that front license plate, I'd drive the shiit outta that unit

 

[OopsICroomedmypants]

Take the god awful tag off the front and I love that truck. There is nothing better than an old, beat up truck.

Yep looks like a short wheel base and a 1985 or thereabouts. Very desirable truck for restoration these days. I love them.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

Slap an $800 coat of paint and swap out that front license plate, I'd drive the shiit outta that unit

All day.

 

[Shmuley]

Saw this at the grocery store in West GA today, this is what I picture most BAMA fans driving and the fact that 90% of them never even went to school there! Can't wait to beat them tomorrow!View attachment 1464748

I would probably offer him $7500 cash for that short box… as is, where is, with all faults. And if he took it, I would consider him a complete fool for having left a good bit of money on the table.

 

[DerHntr]

Hot damn I’d love to have that truck parked at the camp. Show up in my truck and use that one the rest of the time.

 

[MagnoliaHunter]

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My son and I were riding in my truck when we passed a dbag in a truck just like that but with about a bazillion colored lights under it. I told him that if he came home with his truck like that, I would shoot him. Without missing a beat, he said, dad, I would want you to. It brought a tear to my eye.

 

[GloryDawg]

I have learn not to judge any book by the cover. It might be a beat up first addition that is worth a lot of money.

 

[Dawgbite]

The only thing keeping me from getting a simple truck like that is the need to have kids car seats

I made it just fine with a timely placed forearm across my chest. My butts never seen a car seat.

 

[TaleofTwoDogs]

what does that say about us?

By the grace of god, I'm a Bulldog.

 

[Mjhs80]

Is this thread supposed to be some kind of midnight yell ritual like the male cheerleaders at TAMU do?

 

[JackShephard]

Saw this at the grocery store in West GA today, this is what I picture most BAMA fans driving and the fact that 90% of them never even went to school there! Can't wait to beat them tomorrow!View attachment 1464748

Meh, that's just an American redneck there. Probably a hard worker.

What I saw, that made me laugh, was a nerdy little white dude driving a crimson Miata with a personalized plate that said "rolltide". Dressed in a cheap suit, on his phone, just hanging out in the left lane like he owned the world. Probably never played a down in his life, probably never went to Bama, probably sells insurance for a company you've never heard of. Whole life is based on Alabama football probably.

 

[CascillaCountryClub]

Hot Take - Ole Miss success in the last 5 years has cut into the number of Mississippi trailer park Bama fans.

 

[BulldogBlitz]

This I've known a handful of UA graduates that are normal people, but there is a big number of UA fans I have known in my life who obviously never set foot in Tuscaloosa, their life sucks in most areas, and they need one thing to be able to brag about, so they root for a team that has traditionally won.

I get all the fans wandering into this store, didnt get a kentucky fan this week, but all the rest were in here. It is funny, and easy to spot the sidewalk fans in chit chat. Since they are repeat folks, I start remembering who is just some casual who didnt attend so I dont bother actually talking sports

 

[HotMop]

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seen in Alabama

 

[lazlow]

Jesus at the Bama holding!