Books/Headlines you will not see published - Alabama**

[NWADawg]

How To Have Great Teeth and Good Dental Hygiene While On Meth.

Book signing will be at Walmart where roll tide shirts are 50% off (not really but retarded meth heads can't do math.)

 

[BulldogBlitz]

"None of these players have assisted in a drive by yet"

 

[Dawg Raid]

Record number of Roll Tide shirts sold in Walmarts all over Mississippi

 

[MagnoliaHunter]

“How to lose a game to Sylvester Croom” by Nick Saban

Foreword by Ron Zook, Mike Shula, and Senator Tommy Tuberville

Wow. Just Wow. You just devalued the MSU degree of everyone on here, assuming that you actually did graduate from MSU.

 

[Deltaduckhunter]

"The Complete Guide to Tree Care" by Harvey Updyke

 

[MSUDC11-2.0]

Wow. Just Wow. You just devalued the MSU degree of everyone on here, assuming that you actually did graduate from MSU.

I’ve been on this board for 15 years and if this is the dumbest thing I’ve ever said then I haven’t done that bad.

Probably not the dumbest thing I’ve ever said though.**