I was thinking about going to Starkville this weekend

[FreeDawg]

And this summer i did some research. I went to the about section of a restaurant near a prospective hotel and saw this:

A Wine Spectator Award of Excellence-winning wine list and expertly-crafted signature cocktails complement the lunch, dinner and Sunday brunch menus. Experience Southern hospitality at its finest at Restaurant Tyler.

Man these guys get it. I'm in. Shoutout to my boss for letting me take off this weekend. I hope we beat their loser sidewalk trailer park fanbase ***!

17 Houndstooth
17 Miss Terry
17 Finebaum callers
17 the trailer park
17 Freddie Kitchens
17 picked up illegal touching penalties
17 John Parker Wilson's hair
17 Dreamland BBQ it 17ing sucks
17 Bear Bryant
Don't 17 your cousin you 17ing inbreds

 

[CochiseCowbell]

What exactly constitutes a "colonial ingredient"?

 

[ZombieKissinger]

I’m going to start a bar in Starkville and have a $17 cocktail list in honor of SPS

 

[FreeDawg]

I’m going to start a bar in Starkville and have a $17 cocktail list in honor of SPS

Genius. We gotta find a 17 street address or suite 17.

17 Bar
located at 17 University drive with a craft cocktail list where everything is $17. Only downside is Lane Kiffin will show up looking for 17 year olds