Football GAMEDAY THREAD: Rutgers Football versus Howard

[Knight Shift]

That takes talent; haiku on the fly, in-game thread

When team plays poorly
Haiku quells the violence
My TV survives

 

[RUGuitarMan1]

Greg to reporter
"They are playing violent"
But there:s no defense.

A parade of cliches. Let’s see what it looks like next week.

 

[Caliknight]

Loses Toure to Miami , Jordan Walker to GT, Bo to Texas, etc. and we get a LB from Drake and a bad Safety from UNLV ( last season).

He paid $600k for that safety

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Greg to reporter
"They are playing violent"
But there:s no defense.

Another buzzword

Violence, FAMILY, Chop

Ends after Indy.

 

[Caliknight]

Blonde water girl is hot

 

[Dowling's Revenge]

OMG a field goal!!

 

[Zebnatto1!]

Our O and D lines are miles from B1G level.

 

[RUfrom NJ]

Pizzaro on the board

 

[PSAL_Hoops]

D is really bad. We’re not going to hold anyone in the BIG under 35.

 

[shields]

We had over 450 yards vs USC. OL can't be that bad.

 

[bac2therac]

What a disastrous 2 minute drill...not sure why they ran so much clock is greg playin for fgs now..last 2 drives puzzling

 

[Knight Shift]

Greg needs a visor
Holding paper over eyes
Thwarts his note taking

 

[Caliknight]

I’ve never seen the crowd this small on Tv. Maybe it’s different in person

 

[Knight Shift]

What a disastrous 2 minute drill...not sure why they ran so much clock is greg playin for fgs now..last 2 drives puzzling

Kicker needs practice

 

[iReC89]

You can blame the impending storm for some of it, but the majority of it is apathy

Crowd is about to get smaller. Chance of rain is going up

 

[RUChet]

Surace needs to start 2nd half and get experience. Get Duff and Raymond out of there.

 

[PSAL_Hoops]

Kicker needs practice

May as well. Howard’s defense is basically like playing against our defense in practice.

 

[PSAL_Hoops]

Surace needs to start 2nd half and get experience. Get Duff and Raymond out of there.

For what? In case Lonergan gets injured? There is no “next year” in this system. Greg is on life support.

 

[AnonAmoose26]

I’ve never seen the crowd this small on Tv. Maybe it’s different in person

It's a camera trick. Adds 3500 people.

 

[Knight Shift]

For what? In case Lonergan gets injured? There is no “next year” in this system. Greg is on life support.

#FreeAshenfelder

 

[bac2therac]

Wouldnt be shocked to see a light shower before games end. Some rain bands backing in from the coast

 

[bac2therac]

I’ve never seen the crowd this small on Tv. Maybe it’s different in person

Theres literally no one in the uppers

 

[AnonAmoose26]

It's like watching a Hawaii game from back in the day. Dark skies, sparse crowd, wind ripping, trash blowing all over the field...

 

[Caliknight]

Theres literally no one in the uppers

Is that DeadbeatAl they keep showing in the student section lol

 

[Knight Shift]

#FreeAshenfelder

 

[RUfrom NJ]

Surace is legitimately terrifying every time he drops back

 

[Knight Shift]

Sheesh

 

[Colbert17!]

Surace is legitimately terrifying every time he drops back

He's bad

 

[Colbert17!]

At least we've learned that we have someone who can kick

 

[Dowling's Revenge]

Pizzaro looks really good. Lol we could have been easily booting long field goals all season. Schiano is dumb.

 

[RUChet]

For what? In case Lonergan gets injured? There is no “next year” in this system. Greg is on life support.

Yes, we need the backup to get more reps. DL doesn’t need to get hurt and indeed GS pulled him after 1 series which you should do in a blowout

 

[RedTeamUpstream94]

I think this shows why #10 is the backup. No?

 

[RUChet]

#FreeAshenfelder

Nah. Dude was lightly recruited and will never play here

 

[RedTeamUpstream94]

I’ve never seen the crowd this small on Tv. Maybe it’s different in person

no. It’s f$&king empty

 

[Wagram97]

Hmm…watching Surace in year 3 has me thinking maybe Kirk isn’t really a QB guru.

 

[Knight Shift]

Nah. Dude was lightly recruited and will never play here

Who cares about his recruiting? You are gonna go with AJ? Why not roll the dice and have a look at #3?

 

[PSAL_Hoops]

Theres literally no one in the uppers

We suck. Howard is the opponent. And a Nor Easter is on the way in. What did you expect?

 

[Knight Shift]

Nah. Dude was lightly recruited and will never play here

Yeah dude, trot out the guy who can't hit a receiver in stride, under throwing him and getting him injured. Brilliant. How much more do we need to see?

 

[rosenst2]

Eyeball test shows Surace looks significantly worse than Dylan.

I know it's all backups right now, but his rhythm in the pocket, touch throws, moving defenders with his eyes does not look good right now.

 

[Knight Shift]

Ashenfelder freed!