I know, I know...you are sitting there thinking to yourself, "how in Sam Hell did our in-house pessimist come to this conclusion?"
Well, brother. I'm here to share with you my simple 3-pronged approach to understanding how close we are to being back.
1) For the first time in 3 years, the Plantationists message board mods have returned to complaining about cowbells. You can set your watch to this one. If we are good, the cucks on the other side are going to dig up this corpse.
2) The followers of said message board mods are doing their standard practice of calling us "M$U" (particularly when referencing baseball and basketball recruiting) while also telling you that we are too poor to hold onto football players.
3) Lastly, Po' Ol' State fans (POSFs) complaining about basic game economics. There is one universal truth when it comes to gameday lodging. The less you suck, the more expensive The Derby is. Low hotel prices and a top-25 football team are MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE in SEC Country.
Well, brother. I'm here to share with you my simple 3-pronged approach to understanding how close we are to being back.
1) For the first time in 3 years, the Plantationists message board mods have returned to complaining about cowbells. You can set your watch to this one. If we are good, the cucks on the other side are going to dig up this corpse.
2) The followers of said message board mods are doing their standard practice of calling us "M$U" (particularly when referencing baseball and basketball recruiting) while also telling you that we are too poor to hold onto football players.
3) Lastly, Po' Ol' State fans (POSFs) complaining about basic game economics. There is one universal truth when it comes to gameday lodging. The less you suck, the more expensive The Derby is. Low hotel prices and a top-25 football team are MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE in SEC Country.


