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DeBoer31

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Haven’t heard hook or crook from these…..Neanderthals.
Since crest players look and smell like mustard, and have lots of gas (some say hot air….but they stink as a people so I say “gas”) - I can only correlate their silence with probable apathy and depression.
maybe just like after WwI when mustard gas was agreed to be outlawed by all….maybe they are re-thinking this constant tinkering and recruiting efforts? When it doesn’t go as planned are they thinking of going back to the roots of having their local grown players participate in the football games?
One would assume they have a little white flag in their back pocket and aren’t afraid to use it.
Shelby obviously has already come to terms with reality and refusing to be bold enough to talk prior to the st. Cramer game. Their school is built on an Indian burial ground so Shelby terror is partially justified. Many from Belmont knew that dump was built on “ole Lakawooda” . Many spirits haunt the playing fields.
 
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Haven’t heard hook or crook from these…..Neanderthals.
Since crest players look and smell like mustard, and have lots of gas (some say hot air….but they stink as a people so I say “gas”) - I can only correlate their silence with probable apathy and depression.
maybe just like after WwI when mustard gas was agreed to be outlawed by all….maybe they are re-thinking this constant tinkering and recruiting efforts? When it doesn’t go as planned are they thinking of going back to the roots of having their local grown players participate in the football games?
One would assume they have a little white flag in their back pocket and aren’t afraid to use it.
Shelby obviously has already come to terms with reality and refusing to be bold enough to talk prior to the st. Cramer game. Their school is built on an Indian burial ground so their terror is partially justified. Many from Belmont knew that dump was built on “ole Lakawooda” . Many spirits haunt the playing fields.
Plenty of summer days spent on Ole Lakawooda...
 
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20 time says hello
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DeBoer31

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But subconsciously …is this a projection of seeing yourself leaving as bloodied, disheveled and disoriented after this Friday nights game played at the Indian burial ground?
maybe the ghosts will start tripping the opponents instead of the purple team starting this game?
 
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Haven’t heard hook or crook from these…..Neanderthals.
Since crest players look and smell like mustard, and have lots of gas (some say hot air….but they stink as a people so I say “gas”) - I can only correlate their silence with probable apathy and depression.
maybe just like after WwI when mustard gas was agreed to be outlawed by all….maybe they are re-thinking this constant tinkering and recruiting efforts? When it doesn’t go as planned are they thinking of going back to the roots of having their local grown players participate in the football games?
One would assume they have a little white flag in their back pocket and aren’t afraid to use it.
Shelby obviously has already come to terms with reality and refusing to be bold enough to talk prior to the st. Cramer game. Their school is built on an Indian burial ground so Shelby terror is partially justified. Many from Belmont knew that dump was built on “ole Lakawooda” . Many spirits haunt the playing fields.
Only spirits that haunt those grounds are the spirits of hossle rockets and missed 3 foot putts. Sad to see the last golf course on earth where you could play shirtless, shoeless, and in cut off blue jeans gone. Many a Busch Light drank there.
 

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Only spirits that haunt those grounds are the spirits of hossle rockets and missed 3 foot putts. Sad to see the last golf course on earth where you could play shirtless, shoeless, and in cut off blue jeans gone. Many a Busch Light drank there.
Also….Indian burial ground
 

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Only spirits that haunt those grounds are the spirits of hossle rockets and missed 3 foot putts. Sad to see the last golf course on earth where you could play shirtless, shoeless, and in cut off blue jeans gone. Many a Busch Light drank there.
Cut off blue jeans? Jorts? Now you're speaking Shelby Lions language. Throw in a can of Copenhagen, a wife beater, Cheetos and 2 PBR's to wash down the potted meat and he is all in.
 

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Cut off blue jeans? Jorts? Now you're speaking Shelby Lions language. Throw in a can of Copenhagen, a wife beater, Cheetos and 2 PBR's to wash down the potted meat and he is all in.
I worked there in high school….rednecks as far as the eye could see were coming out to Lakewood Golf Links….it was a special place for sure
 

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Cut off blue jeans? Jorts? Now you're speaking Shelby Lions language. Throw in a can of Copenhagen, a wife beater, Cheetos and 2 PBR's to wash down the potted meat and he is all in.
You guys still got Fried Bologna and Fried Livermush at the concession stand? Asking for a friend about next Friday. Actually told my parents you guys had a great concession stand for baseball and told them to just plan on eating at the game.
 
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Official theme songs for local football programs:
South Point - Sharp Dressed Man , ZZ Top.
Crest- Gengham style, voice stylings by psy. Credible sources also report this to be the official dance of crest.
Shelby - Atlantis by Donovan. There is intrigue, mystique, distant past mythology that probably isn’t accurate in the song.
Kings mountain - land of confusion by Genesis. Official dance of Km performed by a young Jean-Claude van damme in breakin’ 2…the electric boogaloo. Look it up. That is what you see at their gymnasium dance-offs regularly.
West Lincoln - lady in red by unnamed Canadian (probably)
East gaston - all by myself, Eric Carmen
Forestview- Barbie girl by “aqua”. Nobody likes it, knows about it, requests to hear from it, or thinks about it. It’s just over in the corner collecting dust.
Ashbrook - brass in pocket by the PRETENDERS . Quick note- instead of proclaiming to “gone use your arms, gone use your legs”….how about throw in “gone use your mind” while you are at it because they throwing away diamonds.
Stuey crumer-…..you guessed it….careless whisper….by the Brit with the beard and the sunglasses who liked to frequent rest stop bathrooms.
Official dance: the butabi brothers from night at the Roxbury.
 

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Official theme songs for local football programs:
South Point - Sharp Dressed Man , ZZ Top.
Crest- Gengham style, voice stylings by psy. Credible sources also report this to be the official dance of crest.
Shelby - Atlantis by Donovan. There is intrigue, mystique, distant past mythology that probably isn’t accurate in the song.
Kings mountain - land of confusion by Genesis. Official dance of Km performed by a young Jean-Claude van damme in breakin’ 2…the electric boogaloo. Look it up. That is what you see at their gymnasium dance-offs regularly.
West Lincoln - lady in red by unnamed Canadian (probably)
East gaston - all by myself, Eric Carmen
Forestview- Barbie girl by “aqua”. Nobody likes it, knows about it, requests to hear from it, or thinks about it. It’s just over in the corner collecting dust.
Ashbrook - brass in pocket by the PRETENDERS . Quick note- instead of proclaiming to “gone use your arms, gone use your legs”….how about throw in “gone use your mind” while you are at it because they throwing away diamonds.
Stuey crumer-…..you guessed it….careless whisper….by the Brit with the beard and the sunglasses who liked to frequent rest stop bathrooms.
Official dance: the butabi brothers from night at the Roxbury.
Sharp Dressed Man….I would have probably went with Indian Outlaw….you know because of all that controversy over the mascot and the Big Red saying you will not take our Indian off our helmets like a bunch of Outlaws….You guys get a kickback from Two Kings and Cherokee?
 
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Sharp Dressed Man….I would have probably went with Indian Outlaw….you know because of all that controversy over the mascot and the Big Red saying you will not take our Indian off our helmets like a bunch of Outlaws….You guys get a kickback from Two Kings and Cherokee?
Not that I know of….but…..
 
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