Books/Headlines you will not see published - South Carolina**

[dawgstudent]

 

[dawgstudent]

"How to troll effectively" by @BTCock and @henders90_

 

[TheBannerM]

"If I Did It" - Alex Murdaugh

 

[DawgatAuburn]

"I really showed 'em" - by @leeinator

 

[Drebin]

 

[Drebin]

"How to troll effectively" by @BTCock and @henders90_

dammit, beat me to it

 

[YesIAmAPirate]

"How to Make Friends and Influence People"

 

[Dawgbite]

“ How to start a war and divide a nation “. Wait, I’m doing this wrong!

 

[DerHntr]

“How to control your emotions during times of adversity” - By @leeinator

 

[Dawgzilla2]

"Never let adolescents choose your mascot" - USC administration

 

[dawgman42]

"We love ketchup and humility!" - On3 Cocks

 

[thekimmer]

"20 reasons why USC is not a women's basketball school"

 

[HotMop]

'Just beat it', the origin of our mascot.

 

[MSUDC11-2.0]

“How to deal with everyone making penis jokes at your expense” - by Cocky

 

[Lucifer Morningstar]

Sandstorm sucks.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

Break A Leg: Marcus Lattimore’s Thespian Journey

 

[Deltaduckhunter]

"It's not a good idea to talk s--- after a 4 - 8 season"

 

[Ranchdawg]

"USC Dynasty" by OJ Simpson (mention of the other USC in the Appendix).

 

[PBRME]

We are not cocky — some random cocksuck3r

 

[The Usual Suspect]

“You Can Have Too much Mustard in BBQ Sauce” by anyone from SC

 

[willi13]

“Your Mom Likes Our Caboose”

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

"Bannannas" Authors Unknown or Unavailable

 

[HumpDawgy]

How to be an effective Cocksmith.

 

[MagicDawg]

SandStrom: Senator Thurmond's Guide to Game Day

The Cock Philosophy: Don't Make It Harder Than It Needs To Be

The Palmetto State: Self-Guided Cock Attractions

(Have to get all this year's puns in print somewhere.)