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[dawgstudent]

The owner of Strange Brew or I will pick the winner and if he deems it worthy - it will make the marquee at Strange Brew. Plus, you will also win a $20 gift card to Strange Brew AND a $20 gift card to Churn and Spoon Creamery. So $40 in gift cards!!

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[Nugdawg]

We’re so excited to beat Cocks!

 

[cowbell88]

The only time you can say “beat the Cocks” and it’s perfectly ok.

 

[Dawg Raid]

Beamer’s in-laws drink coffee here

 

[The Cooterpoot]

You know the difference between a cock and poon? Poon will still be undefeated after next weekend

 

[Chesusdog]

Fort Sumter was an inside job.

 

[57stratdawg]

Do yall miss Lindsey Graham as much as we do?

 

[Walkthedawg]

South Carolina: All Gamecock websites will be down this weekend due to the inability to find a third W.

 

[PBRME]

Treating this week like a week off.

 

[HailStout]

South Carolina: The most “That’s what she said” mascot in all of college football.

 

[NotCadaver]

Cocks will be beaten in Sowkerlina and Oxford Saturday

 

[DerHntr]

Seek immediate medical help for a beating lasting all four quarters

 

[HailStout]

Seek immediate medical help for a beating lasting all four quarters

This is going to be hard to beat

eta: that’s what she said

 

[BoDawg.sixpack]

Well i'm running back and forth from here to South Carolina...Wishing you were here. I guess I should watch what I wish for..

 

[Puppers]

Yall aren't game so that just makes you.....

 

[T-TownDawgg]

Luckily for them, Cock fighting is illegal.

 

[columbiadawg2]

(Insert Cock Joke Here)

 

[Trazom]

Out of gas in ‘04.
Out of answers Saturday.

 

[DawgNsuds]

These are our cows!

 

[THE Bruce Dickinson]

2-0. Don't get cocky.

 

[Lucifer Morningstar]

Sandstorm sucks.

 

[eckie1]

Not “Carolina”. Not “USC”. Not gonna “win”.

 

[uptowndawg]

riding the lines between too abstract to make sense and too R rated if it does, and stolen from another thread, I present:

“I don’t know what to do with my hands!”

 

[HailStout]

Sandstorm sucks.

This is good

 

[uptowndawg]

Go State!
Beat ——-!

Just kidding, this is
a family establishment.

 

[MagicDawg]

Your mascot sounds like a lifestyle choice.

 

[Bulldog45]

Gopher tastes like chicken, and these dawgs are still hangry

 

[Lawdawg.sixpack]

No backup QBs allowed.

 

[o_Bud1991]

Cocka-doodle-WHO?

 

[Predestined]

We're gonna beat you so bad you'll secede again.

 

[thekimmer]

Here chick, chick, chick....

 

[Wesson Bulldog]

Greetings fellow women's basketball school!

 

[DawgInThe256]

It’s not just the Dolphins that will make Darius cry

 

[$altyDawg]

So ya'll are known for your Cocks and Cabooses?

 

[Dawgzilla2]

They have no idea what's about to hit that field

 

[Ranchdawg]

USC - uhhh, no not that USC. We are Cocks not Trojans! They got us covered.

 

[Lucky Dawg]

Just this once can we not revert back to the mean?

 

[MSUDC11-2.0]

It’s third down, somebody make that chicken shut up.

 

[Darryl Steight]

Mississippi: "Welcome to the Hospitality State"
South Carolina: "Needs More Mustard"

 

[dawgstudent]

You know the difference between a cock and poon? Poon will still be undefeated after next weekend

Winner