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[dawgstudent]

The owner of Strange Brew or I will pick the winner and if he deems it worthy - it will make the marquee at Strange Brew. Plus, you will also win a $20 gift card to Strange Brew AND a $20 gift card to Churn and Spoon Creamery. So $40 in gift cards!!

We will pick the winner Wednesday for those who celebrate Labor Day.

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[PBRME]

"Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. A man, free to kill gophers at will."

 

[OopsICroomedmypants]

Ski-U-Mah can't touch Hail State!

 

[Dawgbite]

Hey Minnesota, that’s our river!

 

[BIGDAWG44]

We don’t negotiate with rodents

 

[Puppers]

Golden Gopher? I hardly know know her!

 

[Slow Natives]

The only school where every player owns a childcare center.

 

[Called3rdstrikedawg]

Bold Strategy: Playing an FBS Football Game in Somalia-West!

 

[Dawgzilla2]

Where is Panscakes House?

 

[Col. Forbin]

The owner of Strange Brew or I will pick the winner and if he deems it worthy - it will make the marquee at Strange Brew. Plus, you will also win a $20 gift card to Strange Brew AND a $20 gift card to Churn and Spoon Creamery. So $40 in gift cards!!

We will pick the winner Wednesday for those who celebrate Labor
http://strangebrewcoffeehouse.myshopify.com/

I smell varmit poontang.

 

[Yeti]

Hey Gophers It really will feel like Mogadishu when we get finished

 

[dawgman42]

So, no ICE in the stadium cups?

 

[Predestined]

Free admission with a tampon (if you forgot, we gotcha covered in all bathrooms)

 

[SteelCurtain74]

We are going to beat you so bad, you'll beg us to put a Target in Starkville

 

[Predestined]

Contain their ground game, we win gophering away.

(Less caustic entry)

 

[The Peeper]

What do you mean Hayden, Luther, and Dauber aren't available for interviews?

 

[thatsbaseball]

Does this guy have any eligibility ?

 

[Anon1749038494]

Crazy yall have ICE for 12 months.

 

[Lucifer Morningstar]

Or in this case Mr. Bulldog.

 

[dstatechamps]

Gunga galunga

 

[CascillaCountryClub]

Marrying your brother is illegal in Mississippi

 

[T-TownDawgg]

Keep the tampons in your own locker room.

 

[msudog79]

Welcome to the Caddyshack Bowl

 

[dawgstudent]

We don't even want your Wal-Mart Lite chain

 

[MSUGUY]

“University of Minnesota, learing is our mission.”

 

[Shmuley]

Yankee hot is not really a compliment.

 

[skip dog]

just leared minasoda has a foosebal team

 

[Called3rdstrikedawg]

Why are all of your cheerleaders wearing burkas?

 

[HailStout]

Carl Spackler was right

 

[AFDawg]

Fargo vs. O Brother, Where Art Thou?

 

[AFDawg]

Winner gets Garrison Keillor and the Tishomingo Blues

 

[DerHntr]

Need a coffee break? Gopher it.

 

[patdog]

Need a coffee break? Gopher it.

I like this one.

 

[vhdawg]

Is it hot up here, or is it just me?

 

[57stratdawg]

I’m going crazy out there at the lake…

 

[Pink Floyd.sixpack]

Norm I’m heading over to the Twin Cities

 

[Chesusdog]

Minnesota - Home of the NICU to NIL pipeline.

 

[TaleofTwoDogs]

"Hey Gophers, Tom Homan is on the phone. Just a heads-up that the Dawgs will be in town."

 

[Wesson Bulldog]

Gopherk yourselves

 

[MagicDawg]

Who is PJ? We had tickets for Bela.