Technology is moving fast

[The Cooterpoot]

But not as fast as a fart

 

[bulldognation]

Because it’s not enough to just track gas prices at the pump.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

Is this from the Onion?

 

[patdog]

Question. If I release a string of farts all At once dies that count as 1 big fart or about 20 small individual farts?

 

[MStateU]

Get these for the guys trips. Low score pays the bar tab.

 

[The Cooterpoot]

Is this from the Onion?

Oh it's real, and Taco Bell and Wards are here for it!
By studying who farts more, who farts less and how flatulence changes with diet, researchers aim to understand how microbes respond to different foods and why some people can tolerate high-fiber diets comfortably while others struggle with gas.

https://www.cnn.com/2026/09/04/health/smart-underwear-fart-tracking-flatulence-wellness

 

[dog99walker]

When you guys reach my age (74), you will learn the phrase, Never trust a fart!!

 

[thatsbaseball]

Do they measure distance when you crop dust ?

 

[Dawgbite]

Never trust a fart!
Never pass a bathroom bye!
Never waste a hard on!

 

[CascillaCountryClub]

The Government will say farts cause Climate Change and tax you.

 

[leeinator]

When you guys reach my age (74), you will learn the phrase, Never trust a fart!!

Yep, always take a couple extra pairs of underwear with you on trips.

 

[3407Dewey]

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But not as fast as a fart

Obligatory “username checks out”.

 

[thatsbaseball]

The Government will say farts cause Climate Change and tax you.

So there will be another line added to the 1040 ? Can you imagine the exchanges between auditors and taxpayers ?

 

[BulldogBlitz]

This is a distraction. Do not fall for it. Skynet became sentient and is about to take over.

 

[Dawgbite]

If you buy these the technology overlords will literally have you by the balls!