Kakert in the process of opening Hawkeye Report up again

[TrooneyLoons]

something @Torbee would say

"Congratulations on a race well-run!"

 

[Jonathan Assbutt Jr.]

"Congratulations on a race well-run!"

 

[gohawks50]

I want to go back, but seriously how long can the process take? Didn't we all wake up 1 day and discover it was subscribers only? Seems like opening it back up should be just as quick.

 

[TrooneyLoons]

See ya soon, phagoot!

 

[Moogy]

imagine actually saying "biznatch" lol

Or "homie."

 

[Moogy]

lol idiot can’t remember 3 letters

I remembered 3 letters ... I just couldn't remember what order they were in, because you're not very consequential, and the order is meaningless. Plus AMF (A MF) makes more sense, given your biznatchiness.

 

[TrooneyLoons]

Or "homie."

Will there be only the one awwwwwtistic allowed back at HROT?

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw JoesPlace taking Greenland ice core samples at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

 

[AFM22]

I remembered 3 letters ... I just couldn't remember what order they were in, because you're not very consequential, and the order is meaningless. Plus AMF (A MF) makes more sense, given your biznatchiness.

Must have been enough for you to bring me up.

 

[Moogy]

Will there be only the one awwwwwtistic allowed back at HROT?

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw JoesPlace taking Greenland ice core samples at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

Speaking of Lindsay Clancy, how many little kids have you strangled?

 

[Jonathan Assbutt Jr.]

See ya soon, phagoot!

Better butter up your britches deli boy, because I'll be throwing salami darts

 

[TrooneyLoons]

Speaking of Lindsay Clancy, how many little kids have you strangled?

 

[noleclone2]

It kind of feels like being dumped and divorcing a real toxic / bitchy but hot wife and now a few years later contemplating leaving your plainer second wife when the first one wants you back again…

 

[TrooneyLoons]

Better butter up your britches deli boy, because I'll be throwing salami darts

Is ... is that a euphemism for assrape?

 

[TrooneyLoons]

It kind of feels like being dumped and divorcing a real toxic / bitchy but hot wife and now a few years later contemplating leaving your plainer second wife when the first one wants you back again…

Like your fantasy.

 

[Jonathan Assbutt Jr.]

Is ... is that a euphemism for assrape?

 

[DBQStarhawk]

It would be great just to get away from all this orange.

Was gonna post this.

 

[Tenacious E_rivals41982]

It kind of feels like being dumped and divorcing a real toxic / bitchy but hot wife and now a few years later contemplating leaving your plainer second wife when the first one wants you back again…

 

[LiveFreeOrDie97]

I want to go back, but seriously how long can the process take? Didn't we all wake up 1 day and discover it was subscribers only? Seems like opening it back up should be just as quick.

All the secret mods are being put in place to quickly identify and banhammer gibbs / hotel accounts.

 

[Meatball Sandwich]

Somebody missed his ad revenue

 

[AFM22]

All the secret mods are being put in place to quickly identify and banhammer gibbs / hotel accounts.

Just got mine in the mail

 

[HawkBlocker]

I ain't going anywhere. These Clemson folks need us.

 

[Jonathan Assbutt Jr.]

I ain't going anywhere. These Clemson folks need us.

 

[Tenacious E_rivals41982]

I ain't going anywhere. These Clemson folks need us.

Part of the deal is that given our incursion, they also have dual citizenship.

 

[TrooneyLoons]

All the secret mods are being put in place to quickly identify and banhammer gibbs / hotel accounts.

CONGRATULATIONS ON A RACE WELL-RUN!

 

[LiveFreeOrDie97]

CONGRATULATIONS ON A RACE WELL-RUN!

 

[HoggI74]

I remembered 3 letters ... I just couldn't remember what order they were in, because you're not very consequential, and the order is meaningless. Plus AMF (A MF) makes more sense, given your biznatchiness.

I always think of the bowling pins when he posts, then remind myself it's actually not the bowling pins letters but semi reversed. Hope this helps...

 

[AFM22]

I always think of the bowling pins when he posts, then remind myself it's actually not the bowling pins letters but semi reversed. Hope this helps...

Set em down and knock em up

 

[HawkBlocker]

Part of the deal is that given our incursion, they also have dual citizenship.

Hmmm, I don't know that HORT needs some of them. But this board need us.

 

[TrooneyLoons]

Looking for input from HROT - Page 4 - Forums

Have had several requests from folks who are not over here at this time regarding lifting the gate on this page and opening it back up. Any thoughts? Keep it like this or open it up? Only way I will agree to opening it back up is if the trolls are not engaged with and promptly reported...

www.on3.com

How's that work when you invite back a guy who commits serial copyright infringement?




Oh, you were NEVER banned in the first place, @cigaretteman ?

 

[TrooneyLoons]

Johnny Hilbrant Partridge on Instagram: "PE GUY: Dartmouth reunion version #dartmouth #comedyreel #parody #financebro #golf"

12K likes, 305 comments - johnnyhilbrant on June 20, 2026: "PE GUY: Dartmouth reunion version #dartmouth #comedyreel #parody #financebro #golf".

www.instagram.com

 

[Tenacious E_rivals41982]

Hmmm, I don't know that HORT needs some of them. But this board need us.

HORT will sort it all out. Trust the process.

 

[TrooneyLoons]

HORT will sort it all out. Trust the process.

 

[HawkBlocker]

HORT will sort it all out. Trust the process.

That sounds like something an Iowa State football coach would say.

 

[Aardvark86]

This kinda captures things almost as well as the “you cut the turkey without me” vid captured my in law family dinner last week.

 

[Tenacious E_rivals41982]

That sounds like something an Iowa State football coach would say.

 

[lucas80]

This kinda captures things almost as well as the “you cut the turkey without me” vid captured my in law family dinner last week.

Fun fact, Michael Ansara played Kang in three separate Star Trek franchises. In addition to the original show, he played Kang in DS9 and Voyager.

 

[lucas80]

Honestly, I don't think I want you people back.

 

[AFM22]

Honestly, I don't think I want you people back.

What do you mean you people?

 

[BrianNole777]

Honestly, I don't think I want you people back.

What's HROT like without all the trolls and unwashed masses?

 

[Moral]

What's HROT like without all the trolls and unwashed masses?

You know that feeling when a bathroom stall doesn't have a hook? That's what it is like.