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LionJim

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I’m not going to click. A summary will eventually float its way to me.

During the last of the Thread View days McAndrew and Southern Cal were the only Thread View holdouts and I would occasionally visit the USC board. The meltdown they had when Kiffin was hired, I can’t do it justice.
 
Midnighter

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LionJim said:
I’m not going to click. A summary will eventually float its way to me.

During the last of the Thread View days McAndrew and Southern Cal were the only Thread View holdouts and I would occasionally visit the USC board. The meltdown they had when Kiffin was hired, I can’t do it justice.
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Gist is, keep Lane away from college girls (quote from Saban).
 
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psu0408

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To summarize: Lane was a drunk womanizer using a cheesy alias at Tuscaloosa bars, Kiffin felt Jimmy Sexton sabotaged him from getting the Houston job, Kiffin blamed Obama and his wife for not keeping most of his earnings, Kiffin hated working for Saban, and Saban called him a less than flattering name before firing him. All in all, an article about him being a trash person, which is no surprise.
 
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psu0408 said:
To summarize: Lane was a drunk womanizer using a cheesy alias at Tuscaloosa bars, Kiffin felt Jimmy Sexton sabotaged him from getting the Houston job, Kiffin blamed Obama and his wife for not keeping most of his earnings, Kiffin hated working for Saban, and Saban called him a less than flattering name before firing him. All in all, an article about him being a trash person, which is no surprise.
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Not defending him, but I would use a cheesy alias if I were a womanizer going out to Tuscaloosa bars, too.
 
LionJim

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I know you. You're Buck Naked.
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My porn name (name of your first pet and the street you grew up on) is Tony Hawk. Yes, I grew up in Highland Park, Levittown. Tony was the name of my rocking horse.
 
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LionJim said:
Okay, change of porn name criteria: the name of your first male pet and the street you grew up on. I am getting seriously skeeved out.
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I gotta say - I'm candidly pretty surprised that, based on an extremely risky AI-enabled google search, "Ginger Columbia" doesn't actually seem to have been taken already.
 
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LionJim said:
My porn name (name of your first pet and the street you grew up on) is Tony Hawk. Yes, I grew up in Highland Park, Levittown. Tony was the name of my rocking horse.
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Max Mount Rose at your service.
 
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LionJim said:
My porn name (name of your first pet and the street you grew up on) is Tony Hawk. Yes, I grew up in Highland Park, Levittown. Tony was the name of my rocking horse.
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No joke here (or I guess plenty of jokes, but this is legit). I’ve never had a pet but at one point my brother brought a dog home that he kept until he moved out named Lady. First street I grew up on was Filmore Ave. That’s right, my name is Lady Filmore.
 
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LionJim said:
My porn name (name of your first pet and the street you grew up on) is Tony Hawk. Yes, I grew up in Highland Park, Levittown. Tony was the name of my rocking horse.
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Rusty Eastwood.

At your service.

Love You GIF by Sky
 
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Aardvark86 said:
I gotta say - I'm candidly pretty surprised that, based on an extremely risky AI-enabled google search, "Ginger Columbia" doesn't actually seem to have been taken already.
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Yikes

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now that this has ruined maybe 45% of everyone's security code questions for Cloud AI to sift through
 
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LionJim said:
My porn name (name of your first pet and the street you grew up on) is Tony Hawk. Yes, I grew up in Highland Park, Levittown. Tony was the name of my rocking horse.
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Barney Wellington and I guess my brothers would have same name.......
 
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Aardvark86

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NoSoup4U said:
Yikes

Shadow Sheffield

now that this has ruined maybe 45% of everyone's security code questions for Cloud AI to sift through
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it's honestly kind of stunning how this formula works so damn well, in almost every case Ive met of someone who didn't grow up on a numbered street.
 
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LionJim said:
My porn name (name of your first pet and the street you grew up on) is Tony Hawk. Yes, I grew up in Highland Park, Levittown. Tony was the name of my rocking horse.
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I grew up in Holly Hill. You were a Neshaminy Redskin, I was a Delhaas Tiger and then they closed it. Combined again with Woodrow Wilson HS, then renamed to Truman HS. Neshaminy went through the same short term exercise with Mapke Point HS in your district, then combined the two; now just Neshaminy. What a waste of tax dollars those turned out to be. I was angry when they split our class for final two years of HS to have the two high schools in Bristol Township.
 
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DaytonRickster said:
I grew up in Holly Hill. You were a Neshaminy Redskin, I was a Delhaas Tiger and then they closed it. Combined again with Woodrow Wilson HS, then renamed to Truman HS. Neshaminy went through the same short term exercise with Mapke Point HS in your district, then combined the two; now just Neshaminy. What a waste of tax dollars those turned out to be. I was angry when they split our class for final two years of HS to have the two high schools in Bristol Township.
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Yes, an incredible miscalculation with Maple Point.
 
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