Would you kill anyone in the world for $1 billion dollars if you were guaranteed to get away with it?

[BrianNole777]

Here's the deal:

You can kill ANYONE in the world and no one would know you did it.

You can choose the manner of killing and who to kill.

You get $1 billion placed in your checking account tax free immediately after.

Who would you kill and how would you kill them?

(I'll give my answer later in the thread.)

 

[fatpiggy]

A billion? I’d kill a couple Hawkeyes on here for a fraction of that.

No one would know you did it? Give me $100k and you got a deal.

Seriously on those terms you are waaay off on price.

 

[Ktrain1969]

Yes, doesn't matter, I like knives, up close and personal.

 

[Wobmam Rulez!]

Effing A, Cotton, effing A!

 

[SoProudNole]

Yes.

 

[Scrubby]

Am I limited to one billion dollars or can I keep going on the ride?

 

[BrianNole777]

Yes, doesn't matter, I like knives, up close and personal.

Who is on your hit list?

 

[BrianNole777]

Am I limited to one billion dollars or can I keep going on the ride?

Just one...who is it?

 

[What Would Jesus Do?]

Here's the deal:

You can kill ANYONE in the world and no one would know you did it.

You can choose the manner of killing and who to kill.

You get $1 billion placed in your checking account tax free immediately after.

Who would you kill and how would you kill them?

(I'll give my answer later in the thread.)

Only one?

 

[Scrubby]

Just one...who is it?

Lindsay Clancy seems like a good pick.

 

[BrianNole777]

I would kill Vladimir Putin with a sniper rifle.

 

[What Would Jesus Do?]

Screw the money. What one death would do the most good for the world?

 

[BrianNole777]

Screw the money. What one death would do the most good for the world?

Putin, depending on who takes his place.

 

[alaskanseminole]

Would you kill anyone in the world for $1 billion dollars if you were guaranteed to get away with it?​

 

[BrainVision]

Myself through a peaceful assisted suicide at 100 years old.

 

[Wobmam Rulez!]

I don't believe you, knowing your previous career. But way to throw people off.

 

[Wobmam Rulez!]

Myself through a peaceful assisted suicide at 100 years old.

Can I get your inheritance?

 

[magaboy]

How many times do I get to do it?

 

[tarheelbybirth1]

Myself through a peaceful assisted suicide at 100 years old.

 

[NDallasRuss]

Am I limited to one billion dollars or can I keep going on the ride?

Yeah, I could rack up quite the tally. I could make a run at $1T.

 

[BrianNole777]

Myself through a peaceful assisted suicide at 100 years old.

You can't spend $1 billion when you're dead, brah!

Think!

 

[RockyMtNole]

This is like asking if you would sleep with Margot Robbie and Sydney Sweeney every weekend in exchange for a billion dollars and free ice cream for life.

 

[BrainVision]

Can I get your inheritance?

Sorry, it is already earmarked for an academic endowment. Same for my body/brain.

 

[BrainVision]

You can't spend $1 billion when you're dead, brah!

Think!

I have no desire to spend a billion dollars.

 

[BrianNole777]

I have no desire to spend a billion dollars.

You could give it all to UCLA!

 

[GesterHawk]

Like can I just think them dead or do I physically have to kill them?

Because did I really kill the person if a piano falls on their head or they choke on french fries?

 

[BrianNole777]

Like can I just think them dead or do I physically have to kill them?

Because did I really kill the person if a piano falls on their head or they choke on french fries?

You have to kill them yourself in any manner you want to...drop a grenade on them, roll over them with a tank...whatever you want.

 

[GesterHawk]

You have to kill them yourself in any manner you want to...drop a grenade on them, roll over them with a tank...whatever you want.

Hmm, that is a lot less morally gray.

I think I would choose to kill someone about to kill a bunch of innocent people. That way I could feel slightly less guilty about killing someone.

I want to be the good gun with a gun. But instead of a gun I would just kill them by knocking them over a railing and they break their neck.

 

[CountingSheep]

I'd go to Argentina and take out Hitler once and for all. I'd feed him lettuce from Taylor Farms. I'd be like "i know you're a vegetarian, which is sweet of you, here's a Caesar salad kit for the real Caesar."

 

[Wobmam Rulez!]

This is like asking if you would sleep with Margot Robbie and Sydney Sweeney every weekend in exchange for a billion dollars and free creampie for life.

FIFY.

 

[BrianNole777]

Hmm, that is a lot less morally gray.

I think I would choose to kill someone about to kill a bunch of innocent people. That way I could feel slightly less guilty about killing someone.

I want to be the good gun with a gun. But instead of a gun I would just kill them by knocking them over a railing and they break their neck.

I'd shoot Putin with a sniper rifle...that would be 100% morally permissible, IMHO.

 

[BrianNole777]

Sorry, it is already earmarked for an academic endowment.

That'd be good.

 

[GesterHawk]

I'd shoot Putin with a sniper rifle...that would be 100% morally permissible, IMHO.

 

[BrianNole777]

If I could torture Vladimir Putin to death...would I?

Probably not but he deserves it, IMO.

I'd definitely shoot him though.

 

[fsu1jreed]

Screw the money. What one death would do the most good for the world?

username checks out

 

[BrainVision]

Memento mori

 

[Rifler]

Probably not,... don't really need the money.

 

[lucas80]

This is like asking if you would sleep with Margot Robbie and Sydney Sweeney every weekend in exchange for a billion dollars and free ice cream for life.

I'd be bored by the third weekend.

 

[Nole-4-Life]

Putin or the N Korean *******.

 

[hawkeyetraveler]

The only scenario I could see myself doing this would be if someone was convicted of a crime that I believe deserves to be punishable by death and only if the evidence was crystal clear to the jury, the judge and me.

In that case? Sure I would be willing to throw the switch on old sparky for $1B.

But otherwise? Nah. Hell I wouldn’t throw the switch on most death row inmates because there have been far too many convictions overturned by DNA evidence later.

As for political leaders like Putin, I won’t mourn him when he is gone, but I don’t think I should be judge jury and executioner either.