Hats: Curved or Flat Bill?

[85Bears]

If you have a small head you can get away with a more extreme curve. I do not

Yea my head is so huge i cant hardly wear a baseball cap

 

[Taz_Man]

Same as the wearing jerseys or not: whatever your grown *** prefers.

I got a jersey for Christmas one year. Have not worn it once and my wife asked why I don't wear it. I told her because I am not 12.

 

[Taz_Man]

Pretty funny how many here are triggered by flat bill caps. I’m a slight curve guy, but I can think of several things men wear much worse than the hat bill:

-5 inch inseam shorts (ghey)
-the big Apple Watch
- oversized watches in general
-Nike dunks in general but especially in formal situations
-frat flip hair as an adult
-silicone wedding bands outside of work (grow up)
- Oversized water cups like a woman
-a hard part in their haircut
-flip flops not around a pool/beach
-long back pocket wallets
-bow ties
-seersucker suits

Is it safe to put - any grown man over 30 wearing crocs on this list, or will I get banned?

 

[horshack.sixpack]

Curved but not extreme.

Never flat bill

Exception. John Deere hats must be curved to almost a 90.

 

[horshack.sixpack]

There has been one customer that I sold hats to that specifically requested flat bill only. He runs an auto shop that specializes in the little drifter cars. When I asked, he straight said its an age thing. Young dudes will wear a flat

I'm sure they wear them over their ears too. I have no words for such things...

 

[horshack.sixpack]

I wear them so the top of my head doesn’t blister in the sun. I’m not balding , I just have a double crown!

We will let you go on...

 

[horshack.sixpack]

Pretty funny how many here are triggered by flat bill caps. I’m a slight curve guy, but I can think of several things men wear much worse than the hat bill:

-5 inch inseam shorts (ghey)
-the big Apple Watch
- oversized watches in general
-Nike dunks in general but especially in formal situations
-frat flip hair as an adult
-silicone wedding bands outside of work (grow up)
- Oversized water cups like a woman
-a hard part in their haircut
-flip flops not around a pool/beach
-long back pocket wallets
-bow ties
-seersucker suits

silicone wedding rings are a problem for you? since when did a man care about what a wedding ring was made of other than what he had to lay out for his wife's? and you missed hat on backwards after the age of 18 (12 preferred).

 

[GulfDawg]

Pretty funny how many here are triggered by flat bill caps. I’m a slight curve guy, but I can think of several things men wear much worse than the hat bill:

-5 inch inseam shorts (ghey)
-the big Apple Watch
- oversized watches in general
-Nike dunks in general but especially in formal situations
-frat flip hair as an adult
-silicone wedding bands outside of work (grow up)
- Oversized water cups like a woman
-a hard part in their haircut
-flip flops not around a pool/beach
-long back pocket wallets
-bow ties
-seersucker suits

Agree with most of these but flip flops are year round casual footwear down here!

 

[BulldogBlitz]

I'm sure they wear them over their ears too. I have no words for such things...

Thats definitely the case.

 

[aTotal360]

Pretty funny how many here are triggered by flat bill caps. I’m a slight curve guy, but I can think of several things men wear much worse than the hat bill:

-5 inch inseam shorts (ghey)
-the big Apple Watch
- oversized watches in general
-Nike dunks in general but especially in formal situations
-frat flip hair as an adult
-silicone wedding bands outside of work (grow up)
- Oversized water cups like a woman
-a hard part in their haircut
-flip flops not around a pool/beach
-long back pocket wallets
-bow ties
-seersucker suits

We are on the same wavelength except for the ring thing. It's the only rubber I wear.

 

[champdawg.sixpack]

Pretty funny how many here are triggered by flat bill caps. I’m a slight curve guy, but I can think of several things men wear much worse than the hat bill:

-5 inch inseam shorts (ghey)
-the big Apple Watch
- oversized watches in general
-Nike dunks in general but especially in formal situations
-frat flip hair as an adult
-silicone wedding bands outside of work (grow up)
- Oversized water cups like a woman
-a hard part in their haircut
-flip flops not around a pool/beach
-long back pocket wallets
-bow ties
-seersucker suits

 

[champdawg.sixpack]

Pretty funny how many here are triggered by flat bill caps. I’m a slight curve guy, but I can think of several things men wear much worse than the hat bill:

-5 inch inseam shorts (ghey)
-the big Apple Watch
- oversized watches in general
-Nike dunks in general but especially in formal situations
-frat flip hair as an adult
-silicone wedding bands outside of work (grow up)
- Oversized water cups like a woman
-a hard part in their haircut
-flip flops not around a pool/beach
-long back pocket wallets
-bow ties
-seersucker suits

I take umbrage to the flip flops! Any footwear where I don’t have to bend down to put on is in my closet

 

[Pilgrimdawg]

I take umbrage to the flip flops! Any footwear where I don’t have to bend down to put on is in my closet

Dang hippie

 

[OopsICroomedmypants]

A face beneath a flat bill cap automatically becomes punchable

Damn right

 

[champdawg.sixpack]

Grown men over 35 wearing jerseys with players name on it. So sad

 

[PBRME]

Growing up there was a common denominator with the kids that had flat bills. They were all a little slow. I’m not talking about running speed.

 

[cowbell88]

A face beneath a flat bill cap automatically becomes punchable

Like the Jamie Tart Character in the Ted Lasso Series.

 

[cowbell88]

Upside down visor turned slightly sideways

Ahh, the Fresh Prince look!

 

[The Peeper]

Agree with most of these but flip flops are year round casual footwear down here!

Same, that's the only one I was in opposition to

 

[Dawgbite]

Thats so we can use you as a firestarter if nothing else works.

 

[The Peeper]

I'm sure they wear them over their ears too

That's to try and hide their MMA induced cauliflower ears

 

[FreeDawg]

Is it safe to put - any grown man over 30 wearing crocs on this list, or will I get banned?

Best fishing and yard cuttin shoes on earth

 

[FreeDawg]

silicone wedding rings are a problem for you? since when did a man care about what a wedding ring was made of other than what he had to lay out for his wife's? and you missed hat on backwards after the age of 18 (12 preferred).

It’s not a problem and if you do a job where you need it, I 100% understand. Or a specific activity. But when you’re dressing at least decent have something better than a rubber band on your finger. It’s the crocs of wedding rings.

 

[ZombieKissinger]

I take umbrage to the flip flops! Any footwear where I don’t have to bend down to put on is in my closet

Only downside of flip flops is urinals. There’s nothing worse than peeing at a baseball game while wearing flip flops and you make the mistake of standing next to a kid’s urinal, and you start to feel the splatter of another man’s urine spraying your toes

 

[FreeDawg]

Agree with most of these but flip flops are year round casual footwear down here!

My number one fear in life is getting my *** whipped in front of my family in flip flops. With tennis shoes I can run and get away**

 

[Dawgbite]

Pretty funny how many here are triggered by flat bill caps. I’m a slight curve guy, but I can think of several things men wear much worse than the hat bill:

-5 inch inseam shorts (ghey) I’m short, anything else looks like board shorts!
-the big Apple Watch Really didn’t know this was a thing
- oversized watches in general Agreed
-Nike dunks in general but especially in formal situations What are dunks?
-frat flip hair as an adult Meh!
-silicone wedding bands outside of work (grow up) If I wear a ring, it’s silicon.
- Oversized water cups like a woman What if it filled with beer?
-a hard part in their haircut If you still have hair, flaunt it!
-flip flops not around a pool/beach Wrong, shoes hurt my feet.
-long back pocket wallets Ok, I’ll go along with this one.
-bow ties I look good in a hand tied bow tie!
-seersucker suits You ever been to an outdoor formal wedding in August?

 

[Dawgbite]

My number one fear in life is getting my *** whipped in front of my family in flip flops. With tennis shoes I can run and get away**

The first sign of trouble, the flip flops get discarded.

 

[champdawg.sixpack]

Who is the one flat brim voter? Fess up!

 

[Dawgbite]

Best fishing and yard cuttin shoes on earth

I’ll see your Crocs and raise you Hey Dudes!

 

[skip dog]

I mostly do not wear hats. Just really not my preference.

when I do though, I prefer a curved bill. if it is a flat rim, I will give it the ever slightest curve. Absolute straight / flat bill is just not proper in my eyes for a upstanding law abiding citizen

 

[Chesusdog]

I feel like the single person that voted Flat should come forward and be ridiculed as is proper.

 

[FreeDawg]

-5 inch inseam shorts (ghey) I’m short, anything else looks like board shorts!

I'm not tall either but not in to showing thigh meat

the big Apple Watch Really didn’t know this was a thing

Ya they make them in a bunch of sizes and the big one is ridiculous. I think men should use the wrist watch for style and an apple watch in NPC ****, and they're ugly, but i get it if you're in to the tech

Nike dunks in general but especially in formal situations What are dunks?

They are the plain low top Nikes that look kinda like AF1 that have gotten huge the last several years. The panda dunks esp are trash but I hate seeing the dunks or low top Jordans in dressy situations like the guys on ESPN. You gotta grow up and get some classy sneakers like Cole Haan's or Bally's.

Oversized water cups like a woman What if it filled with beer?

Ha you got me there. Acceptable. I'm starting to believe too much water is what is making women crazy. I'm sure the march where they raised a million for that lady that strangled all her kids all had Stanleys.

frat flip hair as an adult Meh!

It's more horrific than a flat bill. Being 65 years old with a swoosh is a level of boomer douchebaggery that cannot be measured

a hard part in their haircut If you still have hair, flaunt it!

The hard part is where they razor in that line of the side. It's toddler hair. I'm not referring to simply parting your hair

flip flops not around a pool/beach Wrong, shoes hurt my feet

Gotta get better shoes my friend and always be prepared for combat ha. I'm a Nike guy but I gotta admit at 42 i keep a pair of Brooks. They are awesome.

bow ties I look good in a hand tied bow tie

Bow Ties remind me of OM and progressive attorneys. The older I get I realize outside of defense attorneys and top tier litigators, most attorney's are not men's men.

seersucker suits You ever been to an outdoor formal wedding in August?

If you can pull it off, more power to you. But everyone I see in a seersucker suit I imagine they talk like Foghorn Leghorn.

 

[The Peeper]

My number one fear in life is getting my *** whipped in front of my family in flip flops. With tennis shoes I can run and get away**

I'd rather get my azz whipped in front of them than let them see me run**

 

[HotMop]

Pretty funny how many here are triggered by flat bill caps. I’m a slight curve guy, but I can think of several things men wear much worse than the hat bill:

-5 inch inseam shorts (ghey)
-the big Apple Watch
- oversized watches in general
-Nike dunks in general but especially in formal situations
-frat flip hair as an adult
-silicone wedding bands outside of work (grow up)
- Oversized water cups like a woman
-a hard part in their haircut
-flip flops not around a pool/beach
-long back pocket wallets
-bow ties
-seersucker suits

I wear 2 inch seam shorts so I can hang a nut out each side so they don't get hot.

 

[Dawgbite]

Gotta get better shoes my friend and always be prepared for combat ha. I'm a Nike guy but I gotta admit at 42 i keep a pair of Brooks. They are awesome.
I usually wear Hoka flip flops. They really are awesome!

 

[Dawgbite]

If you can pull it off, more power to you. But everyone I see in a seersucker suit I imagine they talk like Foghorn Leghorn.

I can Foghorn Leghorn with the best of them. I can really turn it on when I get north of the mason dixon line.

 

[champdawg.sixpack]

Gotta get better shoes my friend and always be prepared for combat ha. I'm a Nike guy but I gotta admit at 42 i keep a pair of Brooks. They are awesome.
I usually wear Hoka flip flops. They really are awesome!

I prefer Reef. But to each his own. Will never wear Birkenstock. Just cuz

 

[FreeDawg]

I wear 2 inch seam shorts so I can hang a nut out each side so they don't get hot.

That’s why I can’t wear the 5 inch**

 

[Chesusdog]

Back in the day (i.e. high school) I'd use a baseball and a rubber band. I remember seeing Lids sell some contraption for the same effect.

I always folded the hat in on itself so that the front of the bill would touch the back of the hat. Leaving it like that overnight always seemed to do the trick.

 

[BTCMoonBoy]

Same as the wearing jerseys or not: whatever your grown *** prefers.

Agree jerseys to games are ultimate cuck