If you were going to enter a Eating competition, what food would you pick?

[WDDT]

Its lunch time and I have food on the mind.

Would you go with something you love or something you kind of like in fear of hating it after your competition?


Me, Id go pumpkin pie. I love the stuff and would have zero fear of PTSD.

 

[Ktrain1969]

Fried shrimp.

 

[GesterHawk]

Jell-O.

Not because I like it.
Not because I wouldn't mind hating it.

But because I think I could win in a timed event.

 

[Hydro2.0]

OP moms vagin.a

 

[WDDT]

Follow up: if given 12 hours could you break any of these:
( Do 3 hours for cocktail wieners)

Hot dogs (male) – 83 hot dogs and buns in 10 minutes (Joey Chestnut)
Hot dogs (female) – 51.5 hot dogs and buns in 10 minutes (Miki Sudo)
Nathan's contest wins (male) – 18 wins (Joey Chestnut)
Nathan's contest wins (female) – 10 wins (Miki Sudo)
Chicken wings – 182 wings in 30 minutes (Joey Chestnut)
Ice cream – 16.5 pints in 6 minutes (Miki Sudo)
Tacos – 96 tacos in 10 minutes (Miki Sudo)
Watermelon – 2,000+ grams in 3 minutes (Leah Shutkever)
Cocktail wieners – 54 in 1 minute (Takeru Kobayashi)
Eggs – 50 eggs in ~3 minutes (Nick Wehry)






Im a No. MAYBE the eggs.

 

[Ghee Buttersnaps 2]

Tacos!

 

[Ktrain1969]

Follow up: if given 12 hours could you break any of these:
( Do 3 hours for cocktail weiners)

Hot dogs (male) – 83 hot dogs and buns in 10 minutes (Joey Chestnut)
Hot dogs (female) – 51.5 hot dogs and buns in 10 minutes (Miki Sudo)
Nathan's contest wins (male) – 18 wins (Joey Chestnut)
Nathan's contest wins (female) – 10 wins (Miki Sudo)
Chicken wings – 182 wings in 30 minutes (Joey Chestnut)
Ice cream – 16.5 pints in 6 minutes (Miki Sudo)
Tacos – 96 tacos in 10 minutes (Miki Sudo)
Watermelon – 2,000+ grams in 3 minutes (Leah Shutkever)
Cocktail wieners – 54 in 1 minute (Takeru Kobayashi)
Eggs – 50 eggs in ~3 minutes (Nick Wehry)






Im a No. MAYBE the eggs.

No for any of that. I did eat 82 fried shrimp at Bluff Lake. I put a scoop of coleslaw on every shrimp.

 

[GOHOX69]

OP moms vagin.a

Trust me, neither v ag or azz should be a buffet. You get tired of it in about 6 minutes.

 

[GOHOX69]

Ice cream. I could melt and drink it.

 

[GOHOX69]

No for any of that. I did eat 82 fried shrimp at Bluff Lake. I put a scoop of coleslaw on every shrimp.

Slaw is vile brah. German kraut is just fine how they make it in Doosh land but cole slaw = vile.

 

[QChawks]

casey's pizza

 

[Rifler]

 

[GesterHawk]

Follow up: if given 12 hours could you break any of these:
( Do 3 hours for cocktail wieners)

Hot dogs (male) – 83 hot dogs and buns in 10 minutes (Joey Chestnut)
Hot dogs (female) – 51.5 hot dogs and buns in 10 minutes (Miki Sudo)
Nathan's contest wins (male) – 18 wins (Joey Chestnut)
Nathan's contest wins (female) – 10 wins (Miki Sudo)
Chicken wings – 182 wings in 30 minutes (Joey Chestnut)
Ice cream – 16.5 pints in 6 minutes (Miki Sudo)
Tacos – 96 tacos in 10 minutes (Miki Sudo)
Watermelon – 2,000+ grams in 3 minutes (Leah Shutkever)
Cocktail wieners – 54 in 1 minute (Takeru Kobayashi)
Eggs – 50 eggs in ~3 minutes (Nick Wehry)






Im a No. MAYBE the eggs.

Are you asking if I could eat 54 cocktail weenies in 3 hours?
Because I could probably do that in 30 minutes if I had an empty stomach and I took a good poop first.

Could I eat the eggs scrambled? I think I could do a cool 60 scrambled eggs in 12 hours as long as the came out freshly cooked when I wanted them (not 11 hour old scrambled eggs). But hard boiled - probably not

 

[GesterHawk]

No for any of that. I did eat 82 fried shrimp at Bluff Lake. I put a scoop of coleslaw on every shrimp.

I bet you had horrible gas after that.

 

[McLovin32]

Chicken wings

 

[AndreWoolridgeB10MVP]

Jell-O.

Not because I like it.
Not because I wouldn't mind hating it.

But because I think I could win in a timed event.

 

[LiveFreeOrDie97]

Steak. I could eat the old 96er.

More than two pieces of pizza though? Fugggedaboutit.

 

[Finance85]

Krispy Kreme donuts.

 

[Ktrain1969]

I bet you had horrible gas after that.

The Budweiser didn't help.

 

[GesterHawk]

Chinese food, because 30 minutes later I will be hungry again.

 

[GesterHawk]

The Budweiser didn't help.

It never does.

 

[RockyMtNole]

I like OP’s pumpkin pie/dessert suggestion.

I think I’d go with coconut custard pie. Goes down easy and I love it.

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

Gallon of lemonade. Record is 21 seconds. I could do that in 12 hours.

And if there is a key lime pie record, I think I can match that record n 12 hours.

 

[hawkeyetraveler]

Its lunch time and I have food on the mind.

Would you go with something you love or something you kind of like in fear of hating it after your competition?


Me, Id go pumpkin pie. I love the stuff and would have zero fear of PTSD.

I could easily take down a whole pumpkin pie and go back for more. Every Thanksgiving I hide an extra pumpkin pie in the basement fridge so I am guaranteed more pie throughout the weekend after the family departs.

I probably couldn’t win an eating contest these days, but I would go down swinging (or puking if it came to that)l

 

[hawkeyetraveler]

Follow up: if given 12 hours could you break any of these:
( Do 3 hours for cocktail wieners)

Hot dogs (male) – 83 hot dogs and buns in 10 minutes (Joey Chestnut)
Hot dogs (female) – 51.5 hot dogs and buns in 10 minutes (Miki Sudo)
Nathan's contest wins (male) – 18 wins (Joey Chestnut)
Nathan's contest wins (female) – 10 wins (Miki Sudo)
Chicken wings – 182 wings in 30 minutes (Joey Chestnut)
Ice cream – 16.5 pints in 6 minutes (Miki Sudo)
Tacos – 96 tacos in 10 minutes (Miki Sudo)
Watermelon – 2,000+ grams in 3 minutes (Leah Shutkever)
Cocktail wieners – 54 in 1 minute (Takeru Kobayashi)
Eggs – 50 eggs in ~3 minutes (Nick Wehry)






Im a No. MAYBE the eggs.

At first I thought I might be able to do the wings. That’s 15 wings an hour. I know I could do a few hours at that pace but I guess it would start going sideways around hour 4. The rest? No way.

 

[hawkeyetraveler]

Trust me, neither v ag or azz should be a buffet. You get tired of it in about 6 minutes.

6 minutes? Tell me you‘re single without telling me you’re single.

One of the secrets to a happy relationship is being generous with your time down there. I like to settle in, I can be down there for a while.

 

[HoggI74]

If I was doing pie, I'd think lemon meringue would be my go to. I could probably suck down a lot of over easy fried eggs...

 

[lonestar50]

Are you asking if I could eat 54 cocktail weenies in 3 hours?
Because I could probably do that in 30 minutes if I had an empty stomach and I took a good poop first.

Could I eat the eggs scrambled? I think I could do a cool 60 scrambled eggs in 12 hours as long as the came out freshly cooked when I wanted them (not 11 hour old scrambled eggs). But hard boiled - probably not

Yeah the cocktail weiner record is the only one I would have a chance at

 

[Chick Huggins]

I wish Pizza Ranch would do an eating competition. I believe out of all the people on this board,@WDDT and @PinkShizzle would give me a run for my money but I think I’d finish top 3 for sure.

 

[PinkShizzle]

I've done roughly 90 food challenges across the US and in a few different countries; a dumb little hobby.

Ice cream challenges can get rough, but I do well in those. Everyone has different defense mechanisms when their body doesn't want more food (such as throwing up). Mine is losing the ability to swallow the food, even though I'm not full. With ice cream, that's not an issue.

I do best with spice- I don't like it, but can ignore pain and beat much better competitive eaters, whereas I can only eat food so much or so fast.

CSB

 

[PinkShizzle]

Did a taco eating contest and won $1000 by eating 26 tacos in 8 minutes. CSB.

There are several random competitions and challenges that I've won money on. A few:

- $500, pizza challenge
- $400, a different taco contest
- $350, papusa contest
- $200, katsu (in Vietnam, of all places)

 

[NDallasRuss]

Fried shrimp.

I was going to say fried shrimp also.

Back in my waaaayyyy younger days - maybe 14 or 15yo, I got into a fried shrimp eating contest with a friend of my parents that we were out to dinner with. I hit 100 and stopped when I found out he'd already stopped. I'm old now and likely couldn't hit those numbers, but I do like friend shrimp.

 

[NDallasRuss]

Follow up: if given 12 hours could you break any of these:
( Do 3 hours for cocktail wieners)

Hot dogs (male) – 83 hot dogs and buns in 10 minutes (Joey Chestnut)
Hot dogs (female) – 51.5 hot dogs and buns in 10 minutes (Miki Sudo)
Nathan's contest wins (male) – 18 wins (Joey Chestnut)
Nathan's contest wins (female) – 10 wins (Miki Sudo)
Chicken wings – 182 wings in 30 minutes (Joey Chestnut)
Ice cream – 16.5 pints in 6 minutes (Miki Sudo)
Tacos – 96 tacos in 10 minutes (Miki Sudo)
Watermelon – 2,000+ grams in 3 minutes (Leah Shutkever)
Cocktail wieners – 54 in 1 minute (Takeru Kobayashi)
Eggs – 50 eggs in ~3 minutes (Nick Wehry)






Im a No. MAYBE the eggs.

If given 12 hours?

I'm pretty sure I could cover the 96 tacos, and I'm certain I could beat 54 cocktail wieners.

In fact, I might not be able to do 54 cocktail wieners in 1 minute, but I think I could do it in 5 minutes without much issue. We're talking the Little Smokies? If so, yeah, I could crush those pretty quickly.

 

[NDallasRuss]

Ice cream. I could melt and drink it.

That would still be two gallons of thick sweet liquid.

I tried the gallon milk challenge in college (drink a gallon of milk in an hour) and I got close, but it ended very poorly.

 

[Towlie]

Lamb fries

 

[Chick Huggins]

I've done roughly 90 food challenges across the US and in a few different countries; a dumb little hobby.

Ice cream challenges can get rough, but I do well in those. Everyone has different defense mechanisms when their body doesn't want more food (such as throwing up). Mine is losing the ability to swallow the food, even though I'm not full. With ice cream, that's not an issue.

I do best with spice- I don't like it, but can ignore pain and beat much better competitive eaters, whereas I can only eat food so much or so fast.

CSB

Dude that’s awesome.

 

[Tenacious E_rivals41982]

Its lunch time and I have food on the mind.

Would you go with something you love or something you kind of like in fear of hating it after your competition?


Me, Id go pumpkin pie. I love the stuff and would have zero fear of PTSD.

Crab rangoons.

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

Lamb fries

Great semi-obscure reference here.

 

[WDDT]

6 minutes? Tell me you‘re single without telling me you’re single.

One of the secrets to a happy relationship is being generous with your time down there. I like to settle in, I can be down there for a while.

Counter point: I have 2 children in Diapers.

 

[NDallasRuss]

I do best with spice- I don't like it, but can ignore pain and beat much better competitive eaters, whereas I can only eat food so much or so fast.

When I started the current job I did the "one chip challenge" for my new group. One guy was filming it to put on youtube and was pretty disappointed when I ate the chip and sat there and continued to talk to everyone for the required interval.

I do great with any level of spicy hot but, conversely, I'm absolutely terrible with foods that are temperature hot. Like with soup or tea, if they're at all hot I'm burning the taste buds on my tongue and I can't take it. It's really weird.