Caroline Leavitt is gone.

[Hunter1974]

My suspicious side thinks she may see the writing on the wall and knows Trump is going to do something terrible to meddle with the mid-terms and she doesn't want to answer for it.

What terrible is going to happen why don't you in lighten us??

 

[lucas80]

Natalie Harp, come on down!!

 

[AFM22]

Trump's press secretary is leaving at the end of the month. Says she needs more quality time to get banged by her 60 year old husband. God bless.

I don’t blame her. If I had the opportunity to spend more time at home with my kids,
I would.

 

[dpic73]

What terrible is going to happen why don't you in lighten us??

I said suspicious, I didn't say would, but why would you think he wouldn't do something crazy? It would be very much on brand.

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

 

[Scrubby]

FIFY

He seems to understand perfectly, teach. And she's not bailing on the failing administration to take up an anchor role at a propaganda network like sleepy joe's first press sec did.

 

[lucas80]

I don’t blame her. If I had the opportunity to spend more time at home with my kids,
I would.

You should seize the opportunity and marry a rich guy 30+ years older than you, and crank out 2 kids, then.

 

[Jonathan Assbutt Jr.]

 

[AFM22]

You should seize the opportunity and marry a rich guy 30+ years older than you, and crank out 2 kids, then.

I tried

 

[GesterHawk]

Interesting timing. I wonder if Trump, Hegseth a few others getting to sneak off AF1 when there was a credible threat has anything to do with this? It would not surprise me if she felt like cannon fodder with that whole incident. She was left behind in the face of the threat after all.

As a new mom I could imagine she said "f*ck this they don't care about my life".

Yeah, I am pretty sure I would quit a job that left me to die as a decoy.

 

[PapaGanoush]

My suspicious side thinks she may see the writing on the wall and knows Trump is going to do something terrible to meddle with the mid-terms and she doesn't want to answer for it.

Drama

 

[PapaGanoush]

FIFY

Trump has a big successful family.

You have a Lord of The Rings tattoo.

He wins.

 

[JohnHughsPartner]

Trump has a big successful family.

You have a Lord of The Rings tattoo.

He wins.

Wait . Is that what that white trash tattoo is??

 

[GOHOX69]

Bring back the dog killer.

 

[noleclone2]

She came in 27 years old and is leaving 36 years old.

 

[BrianNole777]

She came in 27 years old and is leaving 36 years old. View attachment 1392540

I assumed she was at least 33.

 

[Moogy]

A nice rack made bigger by her pregnancy. So she has THAT goin' for her, which is nice. But not much else.

A lot of times naturally big bazangas on a skinnier frame have a way of deflating post-pregnancy. See Decker, Brooklyn. Tragic, really.

 

[Jfcarter3]

At least she didn’t quit her Low T fiancé
AOC

Nope. Quit her low t rump.

 

[Wobmam Rulez!]

Trump's press secretary is leaving at the end of the month. Says she needs more quality time to get banged by her 60 year old husband. God bless.

And others. Good for her!

 

[AndreWoolridgeB10MVP]

I assumed she was at least 33.

Well, you're also clinically retarded.

 

[RagnarLothbrok]

He seems to understand perfectly, teach. And she's not bailing on the failing administration to take up an anchor role at a propaganda network like sleepy joe's first press sec did.

A lifelong rapist and pedophile who bangs porn stars while his third wife is pregnant and who brags about how hot is daughter is and the naughty things he would do to her and who skips out on his own son’s wedding “seems to understand it perfectly” because someone helped him post something sentimental on X?

Oh, and the Trump administration is without question failing and flailing. What Ms. Leavitt chooses to do with her time is irrelevant and inconsequential to that reality.

 

[RagnarLothbrok]

You should seize the opportunity and marry a rich guy 30+ years older than you, and crank out 2 kids, then.

Wow, Karoline is really altruistic in her approach to this sort of thing. I mean, Melania only had to crank out one.

 

[RagnarLothbrok]

Trump has a big successful family.

You have a Lord of The Rings tattoo.

Not surprising you can’t even get that right.

He wins.

Rent free.

 

[RagnarLothbrok]

Wait . Is that what that white trash tattoo is??

Nope. It’s Jerry Garcia wearing a modified Medieval helmet at a No Kings rally, doofus.

 

[Scrubby]

A lifelong rapist and pedophile who bangs porn stars while his third wife is pregnant and who brags about how hot is daughter is and the naughty things he would do to her and who skips out on his own son’s wedding “seems to understand it perfectly” because someone helped him post something sentimental on X?

Oh, and the Trump administration is without question failing and flailing. What Ms. Leavitt chooses to do with her time is irrelevant and inconsequential to that reality.

Do you really have an Amazon rings of power tattoo?

 

[QChawks]

 

[lucas80]

Bring back the dog killer.

She and Corey have been seen biking and hanging out in the burbs of Minneapolis. And odd choice for couple that laid siege to that region.

 

[PapaGanoush]

Not surprising you can’t even get that right.


Rent free.

Harry Potter?

 

[GOHOX69]

She and Corey have been seen biking and hanging out in the burbs of Minneapolis. And odd choice for couple that laid siege to that region.

Lucas got all the deets. Love it. And yes, that is weird but they are weirdos.

 

[UrHuckleberry]

Trump has a big successful family.

You have a Lord of The Rings tattoo.

He wins.

whoa whoa whoa, leave LOTR tattoo's out of this.

 

[r_desihawk]

I will miss her gigantic t its. Good for her geriatric banger.

do any pics exist to prove this?

 

[lucas80]

Scott Jennings is being rumored as the replacement. Maybe that's just Jennings promoting himself, but that would be weird to have a gay dude as WH spokesperson.

 

[Hawkedup]

What terrible is going to happen why don't you in lighten us??

Pretty sure we got a WOB here.

 

[RagnarLothbrok]

Harry Potter?

Your wife’s cvnt.

 

[GOHOX69]

do any pics exist to prove this?

 

[GOHOX69]

Honestly though, I shouldn't be rooting against the guy. I've now become the geriatric banger. Every time a graduate student flirts with me, I have to remind myself she didn't exist when I was a graduate student and how morally repugnant that is.

 

[r_desihawk]

View attachment 1393168

partial credit. your first statement remains unaddressed

 

[GOHOX69]

Scott Jennings is being rumored as the replacement. Maybe that's just Jennings promoting himself, but that would be weird to have gay dude as WH spokesperson.

That is a legit hillbilly dark horse candidate but he's gargled so much turtle dic k that diaper donny should be child's play.

 

[Anon1750875978]

Will the WH be holding auditions so they can find the person that's the best liar with a straight face?

 

[stillh8unlv]

He seems to understand perfectly, teach. And she's not bailing on the failing administration to take up an anchor role at a propaganda network like sleepy joe's first press sec did.

Boy, that's a whole lotta words when "she's been a great sycophant and will continue to be one" would've sufficed