McLovin took 100mg of THC again
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ILL GIVE YA ONE FROM MY ROOKIE YEER FACING THE 400LB MUSKETEERS WING KING PITCHER VS ARE BIGGEST RIVAL S ITS CUMIN SHORTLY
IT WAS THE SUMMER OF 21 WEASTHAWKS ROOKIE YEER.THE SQUAD ADDED WEASTHAWK TO THE CLUB THAT WINTER LOOKING TO ADD SOME POP AND DEFENSE TO A TEEM COMING ODF A WORLD SEARS LOSS THE SUMMER BEFORE AND HADNT WON A TUSDAY TITLE IN 4 LONG YEARS. WEASTHAWKS FIRST HALF OF THE YEAR DIDNT GO WELL AS HE HIT LAZY FLYOUTS AND LINEOUTS ALL OVER THE YARD AND THE PRESSURE HAD PILED UP LIKE SHID IN THE TOLET. ONE GAME LOSING LATE WEASTHAWK CHASED A BAD PITCH AND FLEW OUT AND SOME HOSS IN THE DUGOUT CALLED OUT "DOES THIS GUY NO WERE LOSING?" IT WAS GETTING BAD.
THEN WEASTHAWK HIT A 3 RUN BLAST AND THE PRESSURE WAS GONE. THE TEAM STOPPED THREATENING TO BEET HIS ASHOL AFTER GAMES AND HE REALLY STARTED TURNING IT THE FUC ON. THE TEEM STARTED RUNNING DOWN THE STANDINGS GUNNAN FOR SIOUXLAN ATM THE ASHOL RIVALS TEEM FULL OF DIRTY SCOUNDRELS IT WAS FUCAN GO TIME 2 GAMES LEFT ALL TIED FOR FIRST PLACE FACING OFF ON TUESDAY NITE
THIS WAS BEFORE I EARNED MY STRIPES TO YELL AT SUBS BUT ITS CUMIN HANG ON DAM ASHOL
Gibbs really missed the opportunity to use Yeasthawk1062
I would have been way more likely to believe that was actually the real easthawk.
SO THE GAMES GOIN ON AND WE ARE DOWM 6 AND ITS GETTING LATE THEN ASHOL SS SHOWBOATS FOR THEM AND AIRMAILS A BALL AND WE SCORE 3 RUNS AND BIG PITCHER HOSS WHO CANT FELD A BALL A FOOT TO HIS RITE REALLY STARTS GIVEN HIS TEAM HELL AND THEY FOLD LIKE A CHEAP SUIT GOING INTO THE LAST INNING WE ARE DOWN 1 TYIN RUN AT FIRST. 2 OUTS AND WEASTHAWK DIGS IN. THE ELECTRITICY IS IN THE AIR AS MVP CHANTS ECHO AROUND THE BALL FIELDS AS THE FIELD NEXT TO US HAD A BIG TIME PLAYER HITTING AT THE SAME MOMENT. FADASS FIRES THE FIRST PITCH INSIDE AND IT CLIPS THE MATT!!!!! STRIKE 2!!! DOWN TO THAR LAST FUCAN STRIKE. BIG HOSS GOES INSIDE AGAIN AND WEASTHAWK TURNS ON IT ITS IN THE AIR HEADING TOWARDS FOUL TERRITORY WHICH WOULD BE STIKE 3 AND DOWN!!!! ITS DOWN FAIR BALL FAIR BALL FAIR BALL!!! TYING RUN BOOKING IT AROUND 3RD NO THROW!!! BALL FIRES INTO 3RD AND WEASTHAWK BEATS THE FUCAN THROW ITS TIED WIJNJNG RUN ON 3RD!!! NEXT GUY UP HITS A LAZY SINGLE EASTHAWK SCORES EASTHAWK SCORES EASTHAWK SCORES THEY WON THE FUCAN BALL GAME AND ARE IN FIRST WITH 1 GAME LEFT!!! GO CRAZY FOLKS GO CRAZY!!!! THE OTHER SCOUNDRELS ARE TALKING SHID TO US AS WE LINEUP TO SHAKE HANDS AND BIG WING KING HOSS WALKS OFF THE FIELD GIVING US THE DOUBLE BIRD REFUSING TO SHAKE HANDS
It’s like he’s trying to get chat gpt to write softball stories for him
WE ENEDED UP FINISHING IN FIRST BEFORE HTHE FIRST ROUND OF THE PLAYOFF TO GO TO THE WORLD SEARS WE WERE UP 3 RUNS GOING TO BOTTOM OF LAST INNING AND GOT THE FIRST TOO OUT IM ABOUT TO PLAY FOR MY FIRST TUESDAYS WORLD SEARS RING THEN SINGLE SINGLE 3 run BLAST TO TIE IT SO IT GOES TO EXTRAS WE SCORE 2 THEN THEY COME UP FIRST GUY GETS OUT THEN WALK SINGLE WALK AND BOOM!!! GRAND FUCAN SLAM WALK OFF AND MY ROOKIE YEAR ENDED. I GAINED A TON OF FIELD GENERAL STATUS AND SWORE FROM THAT POINT FORWARD ID TAKE OUT MY ANGER AND YELL AT EVERY FUCAN SUB EVERY UNTIL I WON A RING
Easthawk wouldn’t say it like that
One time there was an idiot on these message boards that created accounts attempting to act like other posters. Once as @AFM22 but with his old handle, millah22 and once attempting to be beloved poster easthawk1062. Both times, he failed. However, this guy also has about 100 other handles that he can use whenever he wants, so he'll be ok.
IM BASICALLY THE DAN MARINOS OF THAT FUCAN LEAGUE. NO RING AND THE ONLY TIME I GOR TO THE WORLD SEARS WE GOT PUR ASHOLS DRILLED. YOU GUYS NO HOW FUCAN HARD IT IS TO WAKE UP EVERYDAY AND GO ON LIVING WITH THAT FUCAN SHID CLOUD HAMGING OVER YOU?!
Gibbs thinks zero hundred hours is noon
The real easthawk would never say "bullshidt"
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