Can you poop in public?

Poop in Public?

  • Whenever/Wherever

    Votes: 20 69.0%
  • Sometimes if Everything Aligns

    Votes: 2 6.9%
  • Only In Emergency

    Votes: 7 24.1%
  • I'd Rather **** My Pants

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Trainspotting Toilet Scene was a Documentary About Me

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    29

PW Herman

All-Conference
Nov 13, 2007
2,639
4,103
113
I'm not a big fan. Much prefer the comfort of my home. If I'm going use public I prefer a casino (usually clean and they have loud music piped in) and airports. Usually clean and nobody remembers you're the guy pooping outside of Terminal C.

I always feel bad for the construction guys who only have a porta potty to use especially in the late Iowa Summer. I'd hold it all GD day there
 

Wobmam Rulez!

All-American
Aug 4, 2025
4,535
7,065
113
The latrines when I was in the military sucked. Basic training had large out houses that sat 15 or more at the firing range. If you didn't get over the shyness, you weren't going to make it.
 

Outbackbowl2017

All-Conference
Dec 4, 2016
1,729
2,775
113
 

Hydro2.0

All-American
Jun 25, 2018
2,005
5,146
113
I'm not a big fan. Much prefer the comfort of my home. If I'm going use public I prefer a casino (usually clean and they have loud music piped in) and airports. Usually clean and nobody remembers you're the guy pooping outside of Terminal C.

I always feel bad for the construction guys who only have a porta potty to use especially in the late Iowa Summer. I'd hold it all GD day there
No wai! People like popping more at home than in a public restroom. I am shocked.
 

BelemNole

Heisman
Mar 29, 2002
37,380
11,675
113
I guess it depends if there are doors
Was driving across country and the fast food we grabbed for dinner wasn't sitting well. It was becoming something of an emergency but we were driving across southern Utah so it was a long time before we found a rest stop. I jump out of the moving truck and waddle into the bathroom only to find that there is one sh.itter and it has no doors. Now things were at a point where that wasn't going to stop me....however...it was about midnight in BFE Arizona and when I walked into the bathroom there were 5-6 guys just hanging out? I looked at the shi.tter with no door, looked at the dudes...then waddled back to the van and told my brother to drive on.
 
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AFM22

Heisman
Oct 31, 2022
21,330
41,123
113
Was driving across country and the fast food we grabbed for dinner wasn't sitting well. It was becoming something of an emergency but we were driving across southern Utah so it was a long time before we found a rest stop. I jump out of the moving truck and waddle into the bathroom only to find that there is one sh.itter and it has no doors. Now things were at a point where that wasn't going to stop me....however...it was about midnight in BFE Arizona and when I walked into the bathroom there were 5-6 guys just hanging out? I looked at the shi.tter with no door, looked at the dudes...then waddled back to the van and told my brother to drive on.
There's a bar in IC named Bo James that had a urinal like right next to an open shidder. They also didn't have locks on the door.

Only the bravest took #2s in there.

bo james.jpg
 

PW Herman

All-Conference
Nov 13, 2007
2,639
4,103
113
Was driving across country and the fast food we grabbed for dinner wasn't sitting well. It was becoming something of an emergency but we were driving across southern Utah so it was a long time before we found a rest stop. I jump out of the moving truck and waddle into the bathroom only to find that there is one sh.itter and it has no doors. Now things were at a point where that wasn't going to stop me....however...it was about midnight in BFE Arizona and when I walked into the bathroom there were 5-6 guys just hanging out? I looked at the shi.tter with no door, looked at the dudes...then waddled back to the van and told my brother to drive on.

Finish the story. Where did you poop then?
 

JWolf74

All-American
Dec 17, 2022
2,381
7,429
113
I don't want to, but I can pretty much go anywhere. Once I had the bubble gut when we were shooting trap in the middle of the summer. I always have TP in my vehicles for such an occasion. Had to lean against a tree and let loose. In the few minutes this took, I got at least a dozen mosquito bites on my azz and taint. Very uncomfortable few days afterwards.
 
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