Let's have a discussion about assisted living

[The Cooterpoot]

Heavy on the assisted

 

[jethreauxdawg]

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Heavy on the assisted

Shoot, let ‘em have a good time.

 

[dickiedawg]

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Heavy on the assisted

Sounds like it’s heavy on the living

 

[Dawgbite]

My mom was in assisted living for about a year. Her next door neighbor had a case of wine delivered every week. She had dementia but she never forgot that she liked to drink.

 

[TaleofTwoDogs]

My mom was in assisted living for about a year. Her next door neighbor had a case of wine delivered every week. She had dementia but she never forgot that she liked to drink.

The case probably ended up in the employee break room.

 

[FormerBully]

My mom was in assisted living for about a year. Her next door neighbor had a case of wine delivered every week. She had dementia but she never forgot that she liked to drink.

My grandmother was a pack a day smoker and got dementia. She got so mad one day when she found cigarettes in her assisted living room. Dog cussed the nurse for hiding cigarettes in her room because she thought they were the nastiest thing and not ladylike!

 

[Olegreyboy]

I heard of an Avon lady that would bootleg whiskey into an assisted living home.

 

[57stratdawg]

They fkvc a lot apparently. Good for them. An 80 year old man that can walk and talk can basically pick whatever dame he wants.

I’m counting down the days.

 

[Olegreyboy]

They fkvc a lot apparently. Good for them. An 80 year old man that can walk and talk can basically pick whatever dame he wants.

I’m counting down the days.

My daddy was in a nursing home. There were 100 women and 17 men.

 

[PBRME]

Not assisted living, but I’m looking hard at Margaritaville PCB retirement community.

 

[Dawgbite]

Not assisted living, but I’m looking hard at Margaritaville PCB retirement community.

We looked at it pretty hard a few years back. They’re building a new one in OBA but I think it’s going to be more short term rental than retirement community.

 

[T-TownDawgg]

If you’re approved for assisted living,
Lay that pipe
Smoke that J
Take that shot
Seduce that stud
Lie to that hottie

Just keep lube in a pocket somewhere

 

[Darryl Steight]

My daddy was in a nursing home. There were 100 women and 17 men.

I bet that's what the ladies called them too.... "17 men"

 

[vhdawg]

My mom was in assisted living for about a year. Her next door neighbor had a case of wine delivered every week. She had dementia but she never forgot that she liked to drink.

My dad had dementia and he finally did forget that he dipped snuff, which saved my brother from having to get it for him.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

My grandmother was in assisted living and we'd regularly bring her some bourbon. I don't know if we snuck it in or not. I mean we didn't broadcast it, but we also figured she'd earned a finger of it with water a few times a month.

 

[57stratdawg]

My daddy was in a nursing home. There were 100 women and 17 men.

That’s what I’m talking about.

Im pretty sure you can have a girlfriend for breakfast and a different one for dinner.