Let them eat SUVs: Trump White House orders fleet of luxury cars as Americans struggle

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Gas prices are up almost a dollar a gallon since the day Donald Trump took office; mortgage rates just hit their highest level in nearly a year, and over the weekend a prominent economist said the Iran war is costing the average US household more than $1,200.
Americans are struggling through a deepening affordability crisis caused largely by Trump’s ill-fated war against Iran. They are in need of a boost, something to lift the spirits. Perhaps the president could give a speech, letting the people know that we are all in this together.

Or, he could give a speech announcing that the White House has just ordered 250 brand new Cadillac Escalades, giant SUVs which have a suggested retail price of more than $90,000 each and cost significantly more to customize for secure uses.

“We ordered 250 Escalades. That’s how we look sharp in those cavalcades, you know,” Trump said during a rambling, hour-long address at a General Motors facility in Michigan.
“We look sharp in those Escalades. Our guys are very spoiled. They’re very spoiled. They like the Escalade. So do I.”
I’d like to think I would look sharp in an Escalade. But, like most people in the US, I cannot afford one: especially if, as seems likely, the White House orders the armored version of the SUV, which can cost more than $300,000. And then, of course, I’d have to fill the 24-gallon gas tank.
The symbolism of Trump’s gesture, his fiddling with car specifications while Rome burns, is consistent with his Lucille Bluth-like behavior in recent weeks. He’s dismissed “affordability” as a term concocted by Democratic political consultants to criticize his presidency, introduced a new round of tariffs likely to push up prices, and refused to sign a rare bipartisan housing bill. It’s still shocking. Even Scrooge didn’t order a new horse and cart as Tiny Tim’s health declined.
Yet here we are, in 2026, with a billionaire president crowing about spending at least $22m of Americans’ money on a fleet of luxury SUVs, an act which seems extremely unlikely to boost morale.

“Hey I know inflation is out of control and a lot of folks can’t afford basic necessities, but at least we’re tackling waste fra ud and abuse by buying… *checks notes* 250 Escalades for the government,” the Angry Staffer account wrote on X, capturing much of the mood.
The announcement of the car purchase was a baffling move in what was a confusing speech. Trump’s address in Michigan was supposed to be about US auto manufacturing, but instead his remarks took on transgender rights, “Marxist protesters” and how, should Democrats win control of the government: “In one year, the country will be absolutely bankrupt. You’ll live in squalor. You’ll live in fear. You won’t have police. You won’t have firemen. You won’t have anybody.”
Trump also disclosed to the crowd that he was “sort of a clean freak, I like clean”, before claiming he had been awarded “man of the year” in Michigan 25 years ago. The latter was an interesting claim, because Trump has been claiming to have been awarded this Michigan man of the year title for a decade, and it never happened.

 

Palmerhawk

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You know what will solve this? Electing more centrists who will lightly criticize this then go back to giving more tax breaks for corporations.
Ok, let's nominate more unelectable candidates and keep losing Congress...that's the ticket!

Or, we can get pissed at party and stay home instead of voting for Kamala and allow trump to win....that sure showed them dirty centrists

Or, we can nominate candidates that can win in their districts/states whether it's AOC in NYC or rob sand in Iowa
 

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Gas prices are up almost a dollar a gallon since the day Donald Trump took office; mortgage rates just hit their highest level in nearly a year, and over the weekend a prominent economist said the Iran war is costing the average US household more than $1,200.
Americans are struggling through a deepening affordability crisis caused largely by Trump’s ill-fated war against Iran. They are in need of a boost, something to lift the spirits. Perhaps the president could give a speech, letting the people know that we are all in this together.

Or, he could give a speech announcing that the White House has just ordered 250 brand new Cadillac Escalades, giant SUVs which have a suggested retail price of more than $90,000 each and cost significantly more to customize for secure uses.

“We ordered 250 Escalades. That’s how we look sharp in those cavalcades, you know,” Trump said during a rambling, hour-long address at a General Motors facility in Michigan.
“We look sharp in those Escalades. Our guys are very spoiled. They’re very spoiled. They like the Escalade. So do I.”
I’d like to think I would look sharp in an Escalade. But, like most people in the US, I cannot afford one: especially if, as seems likely, the White House orders the armored version of the SUV, which can cost more than $300,000. And then, of course, I’d have to fill the 24-gallon gas tank.
The symbolism of Trump’s gesture, his fiddling with car specifications while Rome burns, is consistent with his Lucille Bluth-like behavior in recent weeks. He’s dismissed “affordability” as a term concocted by Democratic political consultants to criticize his presidency, introduced a new round of tariffs likely to push up prices, and refused to sign a rare bipartisan housing bill. It’s still shocking. Even Scrooge didn’t order a new horse and cart as Tiny Tim’s health declined.
Yet here we are, in 2026, with a billionaire president crowing about spending at least $22m of Americans’ money on a fleet of luxury SUVs, an act which seems extremely unlikely to boost morale.

“Hey I know inflation is out of control and a lot of folks can’t afford basic necessities, but at least we’re tackling waste fra ud and abuse by buying… *checks notes* 250 Escalades for the government,” the Angry Staffer account wrote on X, capturing much of the mood.
The announcement of the car purchase was a baffling move in what was a confusing speech. Trump’s address in Michigan was supposed to be about US auto manufacturing, but instead his remarks took on transgender rights, “Marxist protesters” and how, should Democrats win control of the government: “In one year, the country will be absolutely bankrupt. You’ll live in squalor. You’ll live in fear. You won’t have police. You won’t have firemen. You won’t have anybody.”
Trump also disclosed to the crowd that he was “sort of a clean freak, I like clean”, before claiming he had been awarded “man of the year” in Michigan 25 years ago. The latter was an interesting claim, because Trump has been claiming to have been awarded this Michigan man of the year title for a decade, and it never happened.

Rent free.
 
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Ok, let's nominate more unelectable candidates and keep losing Congress...that's the ticket!

Or, we can get pissed at party and stay home instead of voting for Kamala and allow trump to win....that sure showed them dirty centrists

Or, we can nominate candidates that can win in their districts/states whether it's AOC in NYC or rob sand in Iowa
These are electable candidates, tho. The far left is steamrolling centrists and many, like Mamdani, are steam rolling the general elections.
 

Moogy

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You know what will solve this? Electing more centrists who will lightly criticize this then go back to giving more tax breaks for corporations.

No, silly ... we need to elect more far left extremists who will lightly criticize this, then commandeer the SUVs "for the greater good" and ride around in them shouting that we need to help the less fortunate. When asked how, they'll just yell "shut up, fascist, we're in control now! eat the dust of my rocking SUV!"
 
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Ok, let's nominate more unelectable candidates and keep losing Congress...that's the ticket!

Or, we can get pissed at party and stay home instead of voting for Kamala and allow trump to win....that sure showed them dirty centrists

Or, we can nominate candidates that can win in their districts/states whether it's AOC in NYC or rob sand in Iowa
The progressive values are better than the corporate Dem values, where they differ. If the folks who own the party want to win, they should be selling those better values, not attacking them.
 

Huey Grey 2

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No, silly ... we need to elect more far left extremists who will lightly criticize this, then commandeer the SUVs "for the greater good" and ride around in them shouting that we need to help the less fortunate. When asked how, they'll just yell "shut up, fascist, we're in control now! eat the dust of my rocking SUV!"
None of what you wrote is even happening on the left. Know where it is happening? On the right. So where are you going with this?
 

Moogy

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None of what you wrote is even happening on the left. Know where it is happening? On the right. So where are you going with this?

Absolutely false. I've asked posters repeatedly on this board to explain exactly how they're going to implement their plans to fix things, beyond stating empty platitudes of "we just want to stop global warming" "we just want to have healthcare for all", etc. and, each time, they've refused and stated they don't need actual plans/thoughts because they're not politicians. Where I'm going with this is I'm dealing in reality, not some empty talking point xanadu.
 
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dpic73

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He could skim a small piece off the Somali fraud and fund these in every state. Love how he’s improving the country’s infrastructure instead of lining his pockets like the lifelong politicians.
You have lost your damn mind, no wonder it's so easy for you to mutter meaningless phrases because you avoid reality. Trump has grifted more money while in office in the LAST YEAR ALONE than ALL presidents in the last 100 years.

 

Huey Grey 2

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Absolutely false. I've asked posters repeatedly on this board to explain exactly how they're going to implement their plans to fix things, beyond stating empty platitudes of "we just want to stop global warming" "we just want to have healthcare for all", etc. and, each time, they've refused and stated they don't need actual plans/thoughts because they're not politicians. Where I'm going with this is I'm dealing in reality, not some empty talking point xanadu.
You just said the greedy socialist will take our SUVs to go out joy riding and thumb their noses at the rest of us.

When has that ever happened?

But you know when it has happened? Under Trump and his crew.

Your complaints are being directed at the wrong people.
 
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He could skim a small piece off the Somali fraud and fund these in every state.
How much was the Somali "fraud"

Now compare and contrast Trump concerning:

The pool
White House east wing
Insider trading
Selling of Pardons
Trump Plane
The Escalades
Over paying and under selling of many ICE Detention Centers
The Ballroom and Helipad
The Arch
Golfing
DHS spending on marketing and travel
Trump DOJ spending on "election fraud" (losing 61/62 cases
 

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How much was the Somali "fraud"

Now compare and contrast Trump concerning:

The pool
White House east wing
Insider trading
Selling of Pardons
Trump Plane
The Escalades
Over paying and under selling of many ICE Detention Centers
The Ballroom and Helipad
The Arch
Golfing
DHS spending on marketing and travel
Trump DOJ spending on "election fraud" (losing 61/62 cases
Midterms gonna be great!
 

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How much was the Somali "fraud"

Now compare and contrast Trump concerning:

The pool
White House east wing
Insider trading
Selling of Pardons
Trump Plane
The Escalades
Over paying and under selling of many ICE Detention Centers
The Ballroom and Helipad
The Arch
Golfing
DHS spending on marketing and travel
Trump DOJ spending on "election fraud" (losing 61/62 cases
Rent free.
 

dpic73

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Rent free.

captain america shut up GIF

Love how he’s improving the country’s infrastructure instead of lining his pockets like the lifelong politicians.
 
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Moogy

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You just said the greedy socialist will take our SUVs to go out joy riding and thumb their noses at the rest of us.

When has that ever happened?

But you know when it has happened? Under Trump and his crew.

Your complaints are being directed at the wrong people.
When has what ever happened? Literal taking of SUVs by socialists? Dunno.

Socialists enriching themselves, hypocritically, once they gain power? All da time, yo.

My complaints are being directed at the correct people.

You seem to forget that you were borne of the same cloth as the MAGAts ... the whiny malcontents arose and out of that, splinter factions emerged ... it was the MAGAts v. the Bernie Bros. in the quest for which whiny malcontents were going to ruin the nation, and the MAGAts' brand of hate won out (while Bernie got rich, biatch!).
 
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Absolutely false. I've asked posters repeatedly on this board to explain exactly how they're going to implement their plans to fix things, beyond stating empty platitudes of "we just want to stop global warming" "we just want to have healthcare for all", etc. and, each time, they've refused and stated they don't need actual plans/thoughts because they're not politicians. Where I'm going with this is I'm dealing in reality, not some empty talking point xanadu.
When you get answers, you come back the next day and again claim that nobody gives you answers.

You don't seem to want answers. Why? What do you get out of pretending that there aren't answers?
 
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Moogy

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When you get answers, you come back the next day and again claim that nobody gives you answers.

You don't seem to want answers. Why? What do you get out of pretending that there aren't answers?

I don't get answers. I get empty platitudes repeated ad nauseum. Where are the answers? Show me. "I want universal healthcare" isn't an answer ... it's a dream that is also an empty platitude if you don't have an actual plan to fund and implement it. "We're gonna tax stuff" ... also, not an answer. So far, besides labeling and insulting everyone who doesn't think like you to justify your extremism ... in very MAGAt fashion ... it's a completely vapid movement.

Here, I'll make it very easy for you ... I LOVE ... LOVE LOVE LOVE ... the idea of expanded cheaper (free?) education extending into and through college. I think, in today's world, we need a hyper-educated populace ... a Bachelors is now a bare minimum attainment, whereas that may have been a HS diploma back in the day ... so why not try to make that a reality for all, right? That's me, thinking and wishing ideologically, and theoretically. I'm completely on your side there. But HOW is that going to happen? How do we make that a reality, while not making financially/economically stupid decisions? And how is that practically implemented (do we now have more control/oversight over the post-secondary educational system, how do we handle those who chose not to go to college, and a myriad of other practical concerns). But I'm giving you one where, ideologically, I'm probably actually aligned with you, so you won't have to deal with me shouting "that's a stupid idea" from the start.
 
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When has what ever happened? Literal taking of SUVs by socialists? Dunno.

Socialists enriching themselves, hypocritically, once they gain power? All da time, yo.

My complaints are being directed at the correct people.

You seem to forget that you were borne of the same cloth as the MAGAts ... the whiny malcontents arose and out of that, splinter factions emerged ... it was the MAGAts v. the Bernie Bros. in the quest for which whiny malcontents were going to ruin the nation, and the MAGAts' brand of hate won out (while Bernie got rich, biatch!).
So you agree with me that you have no proof of socialists taking anything in America.

If you have no proof socialists are taking anything, but we have ample proof people like Trump are taking lots, then why isn't it fair for me to keep pointing out that your complaints are misdirected?

I would appreciate a non emotional response, please.
 

Huey Grey 2

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I don't get answers. I get empty platitudes repeated ad nauseum. Where are the answers? Show me. "I want universal healthcare" isn't an answer ... it's a dream that is also an empty platitude if you don't have an actual plan to fund and implement it. "We're gonna tax stuff" ... also, not an answer. So far, besides labeling and insulting everyone who doesn't think like you to justify your extremism ... in very MAGAt fashion ... it's a completely vapid movement.
How is single payer, a system that been implemented by many countries at a higher degree of success than our own system not an acceptable answer in your book?

Single payer isn't hypothetical. It's been up and running for decades.
 

Moogy

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So you agree with me that you have no proof of socialists taking anything in America.

If you have no proof socialists are taking anything, but we have ample proof people like Trump are taking lots, then why isn't it fair for me to keep pointing out that your complaints are misdirected?

I would appreciate a non emotional response, please.
 

Moogy

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How is single payer, a system that been implemented by many countries at a higher degree of success than our own system not an acceptable answer in your book?

Single payer isn't hypothetical. It's been up and running for decades.
So you can't provide any details. Got it. "Repeal and Replace" is now ... uh, repealed and replaced with "Institute Single Payer." MAGAtLeft.
 
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