McLovin took 100mg of THC again

[Easthawk1062]

YOUR HAWKEYES ARE ENTERING THE CASE I H RED ZONES!!!!!
"BILL WILSON THE BALL CARRIER. GAIN OF 42069 ON THE PLAY BRINGS UP 4TH AND 20S"

 

[Easthawk1062]

LIKE CUMB? I MEAN BUSCH LIGHT AND BREAKFAST SANDWICHES?

YUM

 

[Easthawk1062]

THINK OF THE IOWA PA GUY SAYING
"PUSSEY LIBROL THE BALL CARRIER LOSS OF 69 ON THE PLAY"

 

[Easthawk1062]

@Moral
"PUSSEY LIBROL THE BALL CARRIER LOSS OF 69 ON THE PLAY BRINGS UP 4TH AND 20S"

 

[AFM22]

JUST NOTICED WE ARE PAST PAGE 69

 

[Easthawk1062]

JUST NOTICED WE ARE PAST PAGE 69

FUCAN A. SOMEONE DELET A PAGE QUICK. NEXT GOLE IS 420 LETS GET TO FUCAN WORK

 

[BroncHawk]

PFF says we got some WRs

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Don’t give me hope

 

[Easthawk1062]

NOT TO BRING UP THE SADS BUT I WAS AT THE 2015 BIG TENS TITLES GAME AND ABOUT BLACKED OUT WHEN THEY HIT THE LONG TD PASS. THEN AFTER THE GAME WE HAD A POCKET OF PUSSEY GREEN MICHIGANS FANS AROUND US CELEBRATING AND WE DROWNED THEM OUT CHANTING LETS GO HAWKS LETS GO HAWKS AS THE TEAM GATHERED AND SWARMED OFF THE FIELD. I ABOUT FAUGHT ALL OF THOSE FANS I WAS SO UPSET. FUCAN ASHOLS. I TOLD THEM GIT OUT OF HEAR U FUCAN GREEN MICHIGAN ASHOLS

 

[Easthawk1062]

GREEN MICHIGANS
BLUE MICHIGANS
BLUE KANSAS
PURPLE KANSAS. COLLEGE FOOTBALL HAS ALL THE STATES AND COLORS ITS CRAZY AND HARD TO NO WHAT STATE IS PLAYING.

 

[McLovin32]

JUST NOTICED WE ARE PAST PAGE 69

IT WAS GRATE WILE IT LASTED THO

 

[Easthawk1062]

ORANGE SOUTH CAROLINAS
PURPLE SOUTH CAROLINAS.
ORANGE OKLAHOMAS
CRIMSONS OKLAHOMAS WOW ITS CRAZY

 

[Easthawk1062]

NAME UR BEST AND WORST IOWA GAME UVE BEEN TO

 

[McLovin32]

NAME UR BEST AND WORST IOWA GAME UVE BEEN TO

BEST: 2021 IOWA PSU OR 2008 IOWA PSU

WORST: IOWA VS WESTERN MICHIGAN 2007

 

[BroncHawk]

NAME UR BEST AND WORST IOWA GAME UVE BEEN TO

WORST: AT MINNESODAS IN 2014 WHEN WE GOT SHIDDED ON

BEST: SASH INTERCEPSHUN LATERALZ TO HYDE FOR TUDDY AGAINST CAPTIN KIRK COUZIN

 

[Easthawk1062]

WORST: AT MINNESODAS IN 2014 WHEN WE GOT SHIDDED ON

BEST: SASH INTERCEPSHUN LATERALZ TO HYDE FOR TUDDY AGAINST CAPTIN KIRK COUZIN

I WAS AT THAT GREEN MICHIGAN GAME. I WAS IN THE END ZONE THEY RETURNED THAT INT TO CSB

 

[Easthawk1062]

Best 2009 BLUE MICHIGAN NIGHT GAME. AFTER THAT WIN IOWA HAD THE 2ND LONNGEST WINNING STREAK BEHIND BLUE FLORIDA.
WORST TOSS UP BETWEEN 2013 NORTERN ILLINOISE IT WAS 700 DEGREES AND WE LOST OR 2012 FUCAN CENTRAL MICHIGAN. HOLEY FUCAN SUCK BALLS

 

[BroncHawk]

WAS ANYONE AT NEVADA GAME IN 2022 WITH THE LIGHTNINGZ DELAYS

 

[Easthawk1062]

2012 CENTRAL MICH PROBABLY. I CANT EVEN TELL YOU HOW MANY WIDE OPEN WRS IOWA HAD 60 YARDS DOWN FIELD THEY DIDNT THROW TO AND CHEKCED DOWN. THEN AFTER THE GAME ON THE HAWKEYES EXPRESS DOLFIN IS TALKAN TO VANDENBURG ABOUT IT AND HE SAYS "WE REALLY ARENT COACHED TO LOOK FOR THAT" I ABOUT FUCAN SHID ALL OVER THE TRAIN THEN WE GET TO CORALVILE CIITES AND SOME FAD HOSS GOES "WANT HUHOTS" AND EVERYONE ON THE TRAIN GOES UHHHHH LETS GET HUHOTS UUUHHHHH LETS GET HUHOTS AND 500 MAD IOWA FANS START WALKING TO HUHOTS. ME WORKING AT HUHOTS SIOUX CIITES NEW THE RATH COMING TO THOSE WORKERS AND FELT BAD.

 

[McLovin32]

WAS ANYONE AT NEVADA GAME IN 2022 WITH THE LIGHTNINGZ DELAYS

NO AND I COODNT EVAN STAY AWAKE AT HOME IT WAS SO LATE

 

[Easthawk1062]

I ALSO WORKED AT HUHOTS THE GAME OF THE 2010 WISCONSIS FAKE PUNT AND THE WHOLE RESTAURANT WAS YELLING ITS GOING TO BE A FAKE!!!! AND EVERYONE IN THE WORLD YELLED ITS GOING TO BE A FAKE!!! ONLY 11 PEOPLE AND 10 COACHES IN THE WORLD DIDNT NO A FAKE PUNT WAS COMING APPARENTLY

 

[McLovin32]

DO U GUYS REMEMBER JAKE CHRISTANSSON?

 

[Moral]

DO U GUYS REMEMBER JAKE CHRISTANSSON?

One of the best to ever wear the uniform.

 

[Easthawk1062]

DO U GUYS REMEMBER JAKE CHRISTANSSON?

MY DUMBASSHOL BOUGHT AN IOWA NUMBER 6 JERSEY A WEEK BEFORE HIS FIRST START. YEA I FUCAN REMEBER

 

[Easthawk1062]

THE MONEY LEAVING MY BANK ACOUNT TO BUY THAT JERSEY

 

[McLovin32]

MY DUMBASSHOL BOUGHT AN IOWA NUMBER 6 JERSEY A WEEK BEFORE HIS FIRST START. YEA I FUCAN REMEBER

ONE TIME AT SPORTS COLUMS HE CAME UP TO THE BAR AND ASKED THE BAR TENDAR FOR 5 SHOTS OF JACK. THE BAR TENDAR TOLD HIM ITLL BE 25 BUCKS. JAKE SAYS "DO U EVAN NO WHO I AM?" AND THE BAR TENDAR SAID "YES, THAT'LL BE 25 BUCKS"

 

[Easthawk1062]

IOWA FOOTBALL
2006-2012 MINUS SECOND HALF OF 2008 ALL OF 2009(EXCEPT 2009 NW and 2009 Ohio State OT) GRATEST HITS

 

[Easthawk1062]

ONE TIME AT SPORTS COLUMS HE CAME UP TO THE BAR AND ASKED THE BAR TENDAR FOR 5 SHOTS OF JACK. THE BAR TENDAR TOLD HIM ITLL BE 25 BUCKS. JAKE SAYS "DO U EVAN NO WHO I AM?" AND THE BAR TENDAR SAID "YES, THAT'LL BE 25 BUCKS"

I REMEBER HEARING A DREW TATE STORY WERE HE WENT TO A HOUSE PARTY AND SOME CHICK DIDNT NO WHO HE WAS SO HE SPLASHED BEER ON HER. #HOSSMOMENTSLIVEONVIDEO

 

[AFM22]

IOWA FOOTBALL
2006-2012 MINUS SECOND HALF OF 2008 ALL OF 2009(EXCEPT 2009 NW and 2009 Ohio State OT) GRATEST HITS

when all you want to do is watch mid 2000s highlights but some guy has to go "CACAAAWWWWWW" in the intro and then you have to hear one step closer to the edge.

 

[Easthawk1062]

when all you want to do is watch mid 2000s highlights but some guy has to go "CACAAAWWWWWW" in the intro and then you have to hear one step closer to the edge.

IM SO PUMPED FOR 2010 SEASON I CANT WAIT. EVERYONE IS CUMBING BACK LETS GOOOOOOO

 

[AFM22]

HIGH T

 

[Easthawk1062]

I MADE ON OF THE GREATEST CALLS EVER AT BOB ROES AFTER IOWA ESCAPED UNI IN 09 "THIS TEAMS LOSING 7 GAMES" THAT WAS BEOFORE I LERKED ON HAWKEYES REPORTS FOR 13 YEERS BEFORE POSTING.

 

[McLovin32]

when all you want to do is watch mid 2000s highlights but some guy has to go "CACAAAWWWWWW" in the intro and then you have to hear one step closer to the edge.

 

[AFM22]

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wonder what blue undershirt is up to these days

 

[Easthawk1062]

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AHHHHAAAA *PIMPS JERSEY. I WONDER WHAT THAT HOSS IS DOING NOW WE NEED MORE VIDEOS

 

[AFM22]

AHHHHAAAA *PIMPS JERSEY. I WONDER WHAT THAT HOSS IS DOING NOW WE NEED MORE VIDEOS

not from him we don't

 

[Easthawk1062]

I WISH I HAD A TIME MACHINE(THE GOVERNMENT HAS THEM AND HIDES THEM FROM US) I WOULD GO BACK AND DO SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT. ID GO BACK TO THE 2009 UNI GAME THREAD AND TALK SO MUCH SHID ABOUT THAT TEAM AND HOW MUCH THEY ARE GOING TO SUCK BALLS THAT YEAR

 

[AFM22]

I WISH I HAD A TIME MACHINE(THE GOVERNMENT HAS THEM AND HIDES THEM FROM US) I WOULD GO BACK AND DO SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT. ID GO BACK TO THE 2009 UNI GAME THREAD AND TALK SO MUCH SHID ABOUT THAT TEAM AND HOW MUCH THEY ARE GOING TO SUCK BALLS THAT YEAR

i'd go back to the play before richard stanzi breaks his leg and i'd tell ken o keefe to think fucan twice.

 

[Easthawk1062]

IOWA BLOCKS FIRST FIELD GOLE ATTEMP AND STANDS AROUND LOOKING AT THE BALL
"HOLEY FUCAN SHID WE WON IM EXCITED BUT GOING TO PRETEND IM NOT AND TELL EVERYONE AROUND ME HOW MUCH I HATE WATCHING THIS TEAM AND THEY FUCAN BLOW ASSHOLS"
*REF ANNOUCES UNI BALL STILL
"HOLEY FUCAN SHID THEY FUCAN SUCK BALLS I HATE THIS TEAM"
*BLOCKED KICK AGAIN
"WOW THESE GUYS FUCAN SUCK ASSHOLS I WISH THEY WOULDVE LOST SO THEY WOULD COME OUT MAD AND RUN THE TABLE NOW THEYLL ONLY WIN 5 GAMES IM DONE WATCHING THEM THEY SUCK"

 

[Easthawk1062]

i'd go back to the play before richard stanzi breaks his leg and i'd tell ken o keefe to think fucan twice.

PROBABLY A BETTER IDEA THAN MINE TO BE HONEST. I ABOUT CRIED ON MY COUCH YELLING AT THE TV. WHY WOOD U DO THAT KENT O KEEFS WHY WOOD U RUN THAT AT THAT ALL AMERICAN UNBLOCKED IN THE END ZONES WHY WOOD U FUCAN DO THAT MAN"

 

[AFM22]

PROBABLY A BETTER IDEA THAN MINE TO BE HONEST. I ABOUT CRIED ON MY COUCH YELLING AT THE TV. WHY WOOD U DO THAT KENT O KEEFS WHY WOOD U RUN THAT AT THAT ALL AMERICAN UNBLOCKED IN THE END ZONES WHY WOOD U FUCAN DO THAT MAN"

I WAS AT THE GAME AND LET ME TELL YOU TELL ME TELL YOU IT GOT REAL FUCAN QUIET IN THAT BUILDING