Bama Coach Nate Oats 51, marries former staff member who is 31. Would you recommend an iron clad prenup ?

KyKevin

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I must be getting old, she looks pretty damn good in that last picture. She's plenty good for that Jerk off b.astard, any way.
 
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Ash Williams

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Not only that but I wouldn't cohabitate with her. Keep the state out of it as much as possible. Let her stay in the carriage house out back. Have a religious ceremony with no official marriage certificate. Make her sign a contract that she will never pursue alimony but if there is a divorce, you include a $1 million dollar payout to her. She has to sign it.

If she refuses, move on to the next woman. 31 is no spring chicken and she won't find a better deal than that.
This is the way. No man should get married in America today.
 
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I saw a super hot chick in the gym and went over to talk to her but noticed she had an engagement ring. She clearly is getting married for love. That ring was unimpressive to say the least.

She'll probably figure it out after she divorces him down the road. 😉
 

Beatle Bum

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I saw a super hot chick in the gym and went over to talk to her but noticed she had an engagement ring. She clearly is getting married for love. That ring was unimpressive to say the least.

She'll probably figure it out after she divorces him down the road. 😉
Maybe it was a gym ring to keep dudes away.
 

Anon794131

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Hmm...snarky remarks from males, who probably can't do better? She has "thick arms"? Is it possible that she trains with weights? Not "hot enough"? Oates is not a gorgeous stud! Given that his daughter or more is or are in the wedding picture seems to imply that his family is fine.
 
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KentuckyCat420

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This guy has serious issues, I can’t comprehend why so many UK fans are obsessed with him.

Cal had a reputation for being a “scumbag” but it was 98% in relation to his recruiting. He turned out to be one of the better human beings I’ve ever witnessed in sports.

Oats is a “scumbag” of a human being, big difference.
 

Starrcade

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This guy has serious issues, I can’t comprehend why so many UK fans are obsessed with him.

Cal had a reputation for being a “scumbag” but it was 98% in relation to his recruiting. He turned out to be one of the better human beings I’ve ever witnessed in sports.

Oats is a “scumbag” of a human being, big difference.
A scumbag fan would want a scumbag coach. Simple math.
 

L.O.D.

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Nate Oats-Bill Belichick. What's the old saying, there is no fool like an old fool...
Not nearly same . Oats married a girl slightly older than his kids Bellichick is with a girl the age of his grand kid. 1 -
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oh my god omg GIF
 

Beatle Bum

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Q: “Hey, Babe, what did you do today?”

A: “Complained about Nate Oats’ wife.”

Q: “Do you think that may be one reason I am a figment of your imagination?”

A: “Hold on, I need to post an offseason jab against Mark Pope.”
 
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