For the record, I would not hit the Seattle Storm co-owner…

[ClintonInHelen]

Nm

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

Nm

Too ugly to show?

 

[DawgNsuds]

Too ugly to show?

I will answer for him, absolutely she is.

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

I will answer for him, absolutely she is.

So, he is saving us from the misery.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

A basketball with feet

 

[Chesusdog]

Most regrettable google of the day... so far.

 

[patdog]

Well someone needs to hit her. As in literally punch her out.

 

[dorndawg]

Wonder what the buy-in for being a part-owner of a WNBA team is?

I don't know if it's her or not, but a linked in with this same person's name in Seattle shows she works in - and I'm absolutely not making this up - Feng Shui consulting.

 

[theoriginalSALTYdog]

She looks like Roger Ebert.......

 

[dawgman42]

We know you're not into bestiality, CiH, so no need to explain.

 

[Darryl Steight]

Wonder what the buy-in for being a part-owner of a WNBA team is?

I don't know if it's her or not, but a linked in with this same person's name in Seattle shows she works in - and I'm absolutely not making this up - Feng Shui consulting.

"Celeste Keaton does not have a publicly reported individual net worth, most likely due to making zero income for years from her private, full-time work as a feng shui consultant. However, she is tied to a multi-million or nine-figure household wealth as the long-time partner of former Microsoft executive and Seattle Storm co-owner Lisa Brummel."

So, she just married her sugar mama. In the interest of honest reporting, I did add the phrase "most likely due..."

 

[horshack.sixpack]

"Celeste Keaton does not have a publicly reported individual net worth, due to her private, full-time work as a feng shui consultant. However, she is tied to a multi-million or nine-figure household wealth as the long-time partner of former Microsoft executive and Seattle Storm co-owner Lisa Brummel."

So, she just married her sugar mama.

I believe she may have stepped on the eye of the dragon this time...

 

[GloryDawg]

They have a owner's group. Is she the fat ugly dude looking one?

 

[ETK99]

 

[dawgman42]

So, she just married her sugar mama.

 

[She Mate Me]

I get the impression the ownership group is just a bunch of lesbian mid level management Microsoft millionaires. A whole lot of people got pretty wealthy just from working at Microsoft and getting stock thru the 80’s and 90’s.

 

[patdog]

They have an owner's group. Is she the fat ugly dude looking one?

You’re going to have to be more specific in your question. Most of them are the fat ugly dude looking one.

 

[Dawg Raid]

She must be Heterophobic or she just jealous she can’t date Sophie