I love emI effing hate door to door salesmen.
I love em
Just make sure you answer the door with a bathrobe onMaybe I'll give them another chance.
Just make sure you answer the door with a bathrobe on
We had one a couple months ago come through. My wife answered the door and he immediately goes, "Hi, can I speak to the head of the household?"I had one a few weeks ago.
Young black guy, had to have been like 20.
Knocks on door
I open: Not interested, thanks.
Start shutting door
Him: What? I just knocked
Me: Ya, i'm not interested in what you're selling
Him: How you know I'm selling something?
Me: Why else would you be here?
Him: .... ya...
"Why yes, let me summon m'lord"We had one a couple months ago come through. My wife answered the door and he immediately goes, "Hi, can I speak to the head of the household?"
Great opener.
BEST HOSS MEMENTS CAUGHT ON LIVE VIDEO VOL 69We had one a couple months ago come through. My wife answered the door and he immediately goes, "Hi, can I speak to the head of the household?"
Great opener.
"IS THERE A MAN HERE I CAN TALK TO"We had one a couple months ago come through. My wife answered the door and he immediately goes, "Hi, can I speak to the head of the household?"
Great opener.
DUDE SAID THAT TO A SALES REP AFTER HE ASKED THAT THE W IN HIS LOGO LOOKED LIKE "WOMEN'S BREASTS""IS THERE A MAN HERE I CAN TALK TO"
me walking to the front door"IS THERE A MAN HERE I CAN TALK TO"
IM THE WING KINGme walking to the front door
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I GOT WINGS LASTSATURDAYSI know it's not Wednesday....I WANT WINGS
IS TAHT A HARLY?@AFM22 @McLovin32 @Moral @The-Dude-Abides @Ktrain1969
CRANK UR FUCAN HAWG BOYZ
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YEA AND MY FUCAN TROPHIES HAVE SMALLER ONES WE RIDE AROUND CAUSING TROUBLE AND SAYING CRANK UR FUCAN HAWGIS TAHT A HARLY?
R U GUYS A GANG?YEA AND MY FUCAN TROPHIES HAVE SMALLER ONES WE RIDE AROUND CAUSING TROUBLE AND SAYING CRANK UR FUCAN HAWG
OH YEA. WE ROLL 4 DEEPR U GUYS A GANG?
Drunk drivers in Omaha keep hitting people riding these@AFM22 @McLovin32 @Moral @The-Dude-Abides @Ktrain1969
CRANK UR FUCAN HAWG BOYZ
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@AFM22 @McLovin32 @Moral @The-Dude-Abides @Ktrain1969
CRANK UR FUCAN HAWG BOYZ
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IM THE DRUNK DRIVER HITTING CARS ON THESEDrunk drivers in Omaha keep hitting people riding these
@McLovin32 IS THERE A MAN I CAN TALK TO HERE MA'AMThat's what the fucan door to door salesman was riding.
ONA SATURDAYS?TRED LIIKLEY MOTHAFUCKA
I hate it when door to door salesmen flaunt all their money like thatThat's what the fucan door to door salesman was riding.
So last night I was walkin my dog at about 9:30 and there were like 4 kids out riding big wheels and skateboards down this big hill. It was pretty dark. I told them "hey its pretty dark, cars might not see you, should do that on the sidewalk" and they told me to f*ck off hahahahaIM THE DRUNK DRIVER HITTING CARS ON THESE
LEAVE EM ALONE OLD MANSo last night I was walkin my dog at about 9:30 and there were like 4 kids out riding big wheels and skateboards down this big hill. It was pretty dark. I told them "hey its pretty dark, cars might not see you, should do that on the sidewalk" and they told me to f*ck off hahahaha
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CUBS FANS AMIRITE?HEY MAN U NEED TO CHILOUT U NO
FUCKU PAL U DIDNT SEE LIN MARS DO THATHEY MAN U NEED TO CHILOUT U NO
STAND UP FOR THE NATIONALS ANTHEMS ARE IM GUNA SMACK U RITE FUCAN NOW PALCUBS FANS AMIRITE?
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