WWYD, Casey’s pizza edition

[BlIIlken2]

So I went into Casey’s this morning stoopidly hungover and needed to grab a breakfast pizza. Of course bacon but there was only one left. I grabbed it but it slipped out of the bag crust down on the floor. It maybe had 1 second tops of contact. Being the last slice I couldn’t get a new one and didn’t have the patience to wait for a fresh pie. I ate it anyway.

Would you have done the same? Does the 3 second rule apply to gas station floors? csb

 

[hawkeyetraveler]

So I went into Casey’s this morning stoopidly hungover and needed to grab a breakfast pizza. Of course bacon but there was only one left. I grabbed it but it slipped out of the bag crust down on the floor. It maybe had 1 second tops of contact. Being the last slice I couldn’t get a new one and didn’t have the patience to wait for a fresh pie. I ate it anyway.

Would you have done the same? Does the 3 second rule apply to gas station floors? csb

 

[AFM22]

So I went into Casey’s this morning stoopidly hungover and needed to grab a breakfast pizza. Of course bacon but there was only one left. I grabbed it but it slipped out of the bag crust down on the floor. It maybe had 1 second tops of contact. Being the last slice I couldn’t get a new one and didn’t have the patience to wait for a fresh pie. I ate it anyway.

Would you have done the same? Does the 3 second rule apply to gas station floors? csb

Hahaha fucan gross dude that’s a gas station floor.

 

[Lindemann]

Bacon? No.

Sausage? Still no, but at least I'd spend a few moments thinking about it.

 

[Rifler]

With a hangover OP likely had enough residual alcohol in his system to negate any gas station floor microbial nasties,... It's all good man.

 

[AlexanderUrinis]

So I went into Casey’s this morning stoopidly hungover and needed to grab a breakfast pizza. Of course bacon but there was only one left. I grabbed it but it slipped out of the bag crust down on the floor. It maybe had 1 second tops of contact. Being the last slice I couldn’t get a new one and didn’t have the patience to wait for a fresh pie. I ate it anyway.

Would you have done the same? Does the 3 second rule apply to gas station floors? csb

I have drank beer from a game worn rugby boot and would not eat Casey's Floor Pizza.

I really hesitate to write this, for several reasons, and I love you like a sister so please don't think I am trying to be mean here but.... you need to find some Jesus in your life bro.

 

[hawkeyetraveler]

Hahaha fucan gross dude that’s a gas station floor.

Exactly. I‘m guessing less than 10 minutes before he picked the slice off the ground someone had tromped through the piss covered Casey’s bathroom floor and then wandered over to the pizza area. Guarantee there was a little piss on the pizza.

I use the 3 second rule at home, but in a Casey’s? Hell to the no.

 

[Outbackbowl2017]

So I went into Casey’s this morning stoopidly hungover and needed to grab a breakfast pizza. Of course bacon but there was only one left. I grabbed it but it slipped out of the bag crust down on the floor. It maybe had 1 second tops of contact. Being the last slice I couldn’t get a new one and didn’t have the patience to wait for a fresh pie. I ate it anyway.

Would you have done the same? Does the 3 second rule apply to gas station floors? csb

 

[AFM22]

Exactly. I‘m guessing less than 10 minutes before he picked the slice off the ground someone had tromped through the piss covered Casey’s bathroom floor and then wandered over to the pizza area. Guarantee there was a little piss on the pizza.

I use the 3 second rule at home, but in a Casey’s? Hell to the no.

For a non fresh slice of Casey’s.

 

[SoProudNole]

OP was hungover on Friday morning? How old are you? What d oyou do for a living?

 

[Jayb01]

I'd just buy something better and eat that. Like a tube of toothpaste or something.

 

[Chick Huggins]

So I went into Casey’s this morning stoopidly hungover and needed to grab a breakfast pizza. Of course bacon but there was only one left. I grabbed it but it slipped out of the bag crust down on the floor. It maybe had 1 second tops of contact. Being the last slice I couldn’t get a new one and didn’t have the patience to wait for a fresh pie. I ate it anyway.

Would you have done the same? Does the 3 second rule apply to gas station floors? csb

 

[Hydro2.0]

OP was hungover on Friday morning? How old are you? What d oyou do for a living?

Giving strong dad vibes here. Let the fella cook.

 

[QChawks]

I would do anything for Casey's pizza

but I won't do that

 

[Rifler]

I would do anything for Casey's pizza

but I won't do that

 

[TC_Nole_OX]

Breakfast pizza this morning at Casey’s in North Utica, IL

 

[BlIIlken2]

Breakfast pizza this morning at Casey’s in North Utica, IL

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[TC_Nole_OX]

Also at N Utica Casey’s, firewood

 

[LafayetteBear]

So I went into Casey’s this morning stoopidly hungover and needed to grab a breakfast pizza. Of course bacon but there was only one left. I grabbed it but it slipped out of the bag crust down on the floor. It maybe had 1 second tops of contact. Being the last slice I couldn’t get a new one and didn’t have the patience to wait for a fresh pie. I ate it anyway.

Would you have done the same? Does the 3 second rule apply to gas station floors? csb

Was it in a service bay or inside the store portion of the gas station? If it's the latter, the 3 second rule clearly applies, and you're good.

 

[LafayetteBear]

Bacon? No.

Sausage? Still no, but at least I'd spend a few moments thinking about it.

It was crust side down, dude. No problemo. Plus, he was hungover. It's the hunger equivalent of beer goggles.

 

[GOHOX69]

So I went into Casey’s this morning stoopidly hungover and needed to grab a breakfast pizza. Of course bacon but there was only one left. I grabbed it but it slipped out of the bag crust down on the floor. It maybe had 1 second tops of contact. Being the last slice I couldn’t get a new one and didn’t have the patience to wait for a fresh pie. I ate it anyway.

Would you have done the same? Does the 3 second rule apply to gas station floors? csb

I used to respect pilots for the poon they got. Tsk tsk. FYI, I flew the Hair Bus 350. Good product. Very quiet and smooth. And yes, I eat like that daily haha.

 

[TC_Nole_OX]

No breakfast pizzas after 9 am today in Peru, IL

 

[OrlandNole]

OP was hungover on Friday morning? How old are you? What d oyou do for a living?

Relax. He's just an airline pilot.

 

[Hendy Hawk]

So I went into Casey’s this morning stoopidly hungover and needed to grab a breakfast pizza. Of course bacon but there was only one left. I grabbed it but it slipped out of the bag crust down on the floor. It maybe had 1 second tops of contact. Being the last slice I couldn’t get a new one and didn’t have the patience to wait for a fresh pie. I ate it anyway.

Would you have done the same? Does the 3 second rule apply to gas station floors? csb

Time will tell you.

 

[Torbee]

With a hangover OP likely had enough residual alcohol in his system to negate any gas station floor microbial nasties,... It's all good man.

Besides, it was crust side first. Just brush that s.hit off and go to town!

If it were cheese/toppings side on the floor - get a new slice.

 

[Towlie]

All the dirty sausage you've had in your mouth should have your immune system fully prepped for some dirty bacon. I think you're good. Relatively speaking, that is.

 

[TC_Nole_OX]

All the dirty sausage you've had in your mouth should have your immune system fully prepped for some dirty bacon. I think you're good. Relatively speaking, that is.

Motel Beta is back with yet another alt account

 

[THE_DEVIL]

I see nothing wrong here.

 

[HoggI74]

Relax. He's just an airline pilot.

 

[Wobmam Rulez!]

So I went into Casey’s this morning stoopidly hungover and needed to grab a breakfast pizza. Of course bacon but there was only one left. I grabbed it but it slipped out of the bag crust down on the floor. It maybe had 1 second tops of contact. Being the last slice I couldn’t get a new one and didn’t have the patience to wait for a fresh pie. I ate it anyway.

Would you have done the same? Does the 3 second rule apply to gas station floors? csb

I'd have done the same thing without batting an eye or thinking twice about it. It's the last slice of bacon frickin Casey's breakfast pizza available. Then, I also ate food in a sandstorm because I was hungry, so one might want to judge my thought process on making good decisions when it comes to what to eat and what not to eat.

 

[TC_Nole_OX]

Henry, IL