It was a good movie, but I was honestly expecting better. I give it a 7/10.
That’s a lot of effort trying to justify the casting of a 5’1 scrawny girl as a mighty warrior!An underestimate but largely correct, per Claude. More like 5'7 (vs today's 5'10.
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Not quite — the comment gets the general gist right (ancient Greeks were shorter than today's population) but the specific numbers are too low, and the explanation is oversimplified.
What the skeletal evidence actually shows:
Physical anthropologist J. Lawrence Angel's classic studies of Greek skeletal remains found average heights of 170.5 cm (5'7.1") for Classical Greek males and 171.9 cm (5'7.7") for Hellenistic males, figures that have been corroborated by later studies of material from Corinth and the Athenian Kerameikos.
A more recent, larger-scale 2023 bioarchaeological study covering 9000 BC to 900 AD found that male stature over the last 10,000 years in Greece ranged from about 159.7 to 170.6 cm (roughly 5'3" to 5'7"), but importantly, heights weren't flat across that whole span — the study found a decrease from the Mesolithic to Neolithic, then a gradual increase from the Bronze Age through the Archaic/Classical period, followed by continued increase into the Roman era. So the low end of that range (5'3") reflects earlier/leaner periods like the Neolithic, not the Bronze Age–Classical stretch the comment is describing — by Classical times, men were closer to the top of that range, around 5'6"–5'7".
On the "agrarian diet" explanation: this is an oversimplification. Farming per se doesn't automatically stunt growth — plenty of well-fed agrarian societies produced tall populations. What actually drives stature in the bioarchaeological literature is more about diet quality and diversity (protein intake, variety), disease burden, and living conditions, not agriculture as such. In fact, some researchers (like Geoffrey Kron) have argued ancient Mediterranean populations ate a fairly good, varied diet and weren't dramatically disadvantaged compared to many later pre-industrial periods — heights actually dipped further during parts of the Middle Ages before climbing again. There's also regional variation worth noting: skeletal evidence suggests Macedonian remains show taller men than southern Peloponnesians, likely tied to a higher-protein diet with more cattle products, which is more about diet composition than "agrarian vs. not."
Bottom line: Ancient Greeks (Classical period especially) were shorter than modern Greeks (who average around 5'10" today), but the commonly cited Classical-era figure is closer to 5'6"–5'7", not 5'3"–5'6", and the "agrarian diet" explanation is more of a folk simplification than what bioarchaeologists actually point to.
Not really cast as a mighty warrior. Just a poor man's kid who ended up going to war.That’s a lot of effort trying to justify the casting of a 5’1 scrawny girl as a mighty warrior!![]()
Whether Achilles(which I never claimed) or some other mighty warrior…….having her scrawny a$$ play the part was a f’en joke.
Tell me you can’t watch the clip I posted above without laughing. Then watch the video below & you’ll laugh even harder!
Look at you defending probably the worst casting decision in movie history. Watching HER stumbling around in armor was f’en hilarious.![]()
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They should have gone full woke with this casting decision….go big or go home, baby!They were told by the Ministry of Truth Social that Page was playing Achilles so most of them probably still believe that.
They should have gone full woke with this casting decision….go big or go home, baby!
Braveheart?!Respectfully disagree. I lost 3 hours of my life and 69% of my hearing I'll never get back yesterday. I don't know why I gave in to my wife's idea to waste a Friday afternoon. I measure Braveheart as a 10, I'd give this a 3. AI video game type movies are not my thing...
Great,An underestimate but largely correct, per Claude. More like 5'7 (vs today's 5'10.
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Not quite — the comment gets the general gist right (ancient Greeks were shorter than today's population) but the specific numbers are too low, and the explanation is oversimplified.
What the skeletal evidence actually shows:
Physical anthropologist J. Lawrence Angel's classic studies of Greek skeletal remains found average heights of 170.5 cm (5'7.1") for Classical Greek males and 171.9 cm (5'7.7") for Hellenistic males, figures that have been corroborated by later studies of material from Corinth and the Athenian Kerameikos.
A more recent, larger-scale 2023 bioarchaeological study covering 9000 BC to 900 AD found that male stature over the last 10,000 years in Greece ranged from about 159.7 to 170.6 cm (roughly 5'3" to 5'7"), but importantly, heights weren't flat across that whole span — the study found a decrease from the Mesolithic to Neolithic, then a gradual increase from the Bronze Age through the Archaic/Classical period, followed by continued increase into the Roman era. So the low end of that range (5'3") reflects earlier/leaner periods like the Neolithic, not the Bronze Age–Classical stretch the comment is describing — by Classical times, men were closer to the top of that range, around 5'6"–5'7".
On the "agrarian diet" explanation: this is an oversimplification. Farming per se doesn't automatically stunt growth — plenty of well-fed agrarian societies produced tall populations. What actually drives stature in the bioarchaeological literature is more about diet quality and diversity (protein intake, variety), disease burden, and living conditions, not agriculture as such. In fact, some researchers (like Geoffrey Kron) have argued ancient Mediterranean populations ate a fairly good, varied diet and weren't dramatically disadvantaged compared to many later pre-industrial periods — heights actually dipped further during parts of the Middle Ages before climbing again. There's also regional variation worth noting: skeletal evidence suggests Macedonian remains show taller men than southern Peloponnesians, likely tied to a higher-protein diet with more cattle products, which is more about diet composition than "agrarian vs. not."
Bottom line: Ancient Greeks (Classical period especially) were shorter than modern Greeks (who average around 5'10" today), but the commonly cited Classical-era figure is closer to 5'6"–5'7", not 5'3"–5'6", and the "agrarian diet" explanation is more of a folk simplification than what bioarchaeologists actually point to.
Show me what “lies” I said……that Elliot “Mighty Warrior” Page is actually a tiny female?Oh, Pedo Mauler ... and here you are, caught telling lies that were fed to you by your handlers, and now trying to save face and pretend like the truth doesn't matter so you can go on spreading your hate, borne of your own insecurities and feelings of being less than a "real man."
Somehow you ended up being less of a man than someone born a woman. Sad.
Show me what “lies” I said……that Elliot “Mighty Warrior” Page is actually a tiny female?
Yes, they actually do. If you knew anything regarding Greek ancestry, there absolutely are blonds and blue eyed people in Greece. They were actually considered God like.Y'all know that Brad Pitt and Diane Kruger don't look even a little bit Greek right?
What? You don't like highly successful films? It won 5 Oscars. Maybe sit this one out due to ignorance. Jesus. Some of you are absolutely insufferable with your nonsense. It's literally pushing $275 million in revenue on a budget of $75 million.Braveheart?!
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Cool. Achilles hid as successfully for years as a woman, and Helen was born from an egg.Yes, they actually do. If you knew anything regarding Greek ancestry, there absolutely are blonds and blue eyed people in Greece. They were actually considered God like.
She was in it about 5 minutes worth of screen time, tops. Helen is barely a part of Odyssey, really only flashbacks and a little present day with his son (where she was disfigured, assumed they wanted that to be a surprise in the promotion of the film).Funny thing is, I've yet to see Lupita Nyong'o in a single commercial promoting the film.
Yes, they actually do. If you knew anything regarding Greek ancestry, there absolutely are blonds and blue eyed people in Greece. They were actually considered God like.
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Very cool. Real history. Maybe try owning your bs which wasn't remotely true.Cool. Achilles hid as successfully for years as a woman, and Helen was born from an egg.
History matters.Cool. Achilles hid as successfully for years as a woman, and Helen was born from an egg.
I get it, but originally, she was absolutely promoted for the movie. However, this timeline of the Odyssey is obviously after the Trojan horse episode.She was in it about 5 minutes worth of screen time, tops. Helen is barely a part of Odyssey, really only flashbacks and a little present day with his son (where she was disfigured, assumed they wanted that to be a surprise in the promotion of the film).
Dude, you do nothing but gaslight the board. You literally bring nothing to this board but ********. Now, walk away like a good little boy.Hell yes are we about to have a hotshoe’n
Could have just put my toddler in there. He’s already been in war and has a penis unlike this thing that’s pretending to.I had to laugh at this scene and super loud clomp, clomp, clomp of the horse's hooves on the sandy beach like it was a concrete road or something...
Wow — now McJizzle is lying about his kid serving in the armed forces. Way to raise a stolen valor toddler, you POS.Could have just put my toddler in there. He’s already been in war and has a penis unlike this thing that’s pretending to.
Hell yeah brother!Dude, you do nothing but gaslight the board. You literally bring nothing to this board but ********. Now, walk away like a good little boy.
I owns it. While I was correct that neither of them look like the great majority of Greek people, I was wrong in that Achilles was described as fair haired (Achilles wasn't in this movie, but I had referenced Brad Pitt)Very cool. Real history. Maybe try owning your bs which wasn't remotely true.
Next thing you're going to tell us is that Poseidon and Zeus aren't real.Hell yeah brother!
I’m just here to read MAGA tears from some casting choices of mythological characters
I never said she was Achilles…..so I guess we now who the real liar is!As I've already pointd out multiple times ...
You claimed: "You forgot to mention casting a 5’1 135lb FEMALE as the world’s most bad-a$$ warrior."
You thought, based on the chatter of your MAGAt handlers and fellow incels, that she was cast as Achilles. She was actually cast as Sinon. Sinon, in classical literature, was actually a deceiver ... a spy ... so you should be happy with the casting, right? Nolan changed up the part a bit so it wasn't that character, but if you're basing your assessment on how the cast is "supposed to be," a trannie can portray a deceiver, right? After all, they're trying to deceive us ... amirite?
You poor, dull, hateful creature.
If you had paid as much attention to what I already wrote on this subject as you do to those poor boys locked in your basement, we wouldn't need to revisit the same things over and over again.
Who in your mind from Odyssey mythology is “the world’s most badass Warrior”? After all, those are your own wordsI never said she was Achilles…..so I guess we now who the real liar is!
Speaking of being deceived…..Sinon wasn’t even mentioned in The Odyssey, you f’en dumb-a$$!!!!!!![]()
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I never said she was Achilles…..so I guess we now who the real liar is!
Speaking of being deceived…..Sinon wasn’t even mentioned in The Odyssey, you f’en dumb-a$$!!!!!!![]()
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I did not catch or appreciate in the movie, but I read somewhere that Achilles was one of the ghosts in the Hades scene.Achilles is not in the movie. Assuming you're talking about the world's most bad-a$$ warrior (who successfully hid as a woman for years) being Achilles.
That scene was insane. A lot of individual scenes were just really really good in isolation.I did not catch or appreciate in the movie, but I read somewhere that Achilles was one of the ghosts in the Hades scene.
Apparently it’s the legendary trans warrior, Sinon!Who in your mind from Odyssey mythology is “the world’s most badass Warrior”? After all, those are your own words
So not going to accept that you were wrong? @Hotshoe would tell you to own it.Apparently it’s the legendary trans warrior, Sinon!![]()
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