Democrats Have a Great New Political Candidate to Replace Nazi Rapist Graham Platner

RagnarLothbrok

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Bump

How are some of our resident low T’s feeling about this thing’s chances?
@dpic73 @Ghee Buttersnaps 2 @RollingballofButcherKnives @RagnarLothbrok @ClemsonCO14
Why am I tagged in this sh*t? I am not and never have been a Democrat.

Oh, and would you stop requesting nudes of me for you and your boyfriend to fap to? It’s getting a little tiresome. And no, I will not join you two for a threesome no matter how many times you private message me begging. I just don’t swing that way.

And this is the last picture request of yours I am going to accommodate:
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From now on, you will need to join my OnlyFans page like everyone else. Get the app and search for Ragnar “Half Dad/Half Gym BOD” Longcock. Just for you and your boyfriend, I am offering a BOGO 1/2 off special. Just enter the PROMO code: consumefeces69.

You’re welcome.
 

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Scrubby

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Why am I tagged in this sh*t? I am not and never have been a Democrat.

Oh, and would you stop requesting nudes of me for you and your boyfriend to fap to? It’s getting a little tiresome. And no, I will not join you two for a threesome no matter how many times you private message me begging. I just don’t swing that way.

And this is the last picture request of yours I am going to accommodate:
View attachment 1365165

From now on, you will need to join my OnlyFans page like everyone else. Get the app and search for Ragnar “Half Dad/Half Gym BOD” Longcock. Just for you and your boyfriend, I am offering a BOGO 1/2 off special. Just enter the PROMO code: consumefeces69.

You’re welcome.
1. You don't get to claim a dad bod if you don't have any kids (cats don't count). Dad's have an excuse to let themselves go a little, single men do not. You need to up your fitness game.

2. No thoughts on anal periods?

3. Do you think Webb is an improvement over the nazi rapist, or no?
 

dpic73

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Jul 27, 2005
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Tracks

How do you like shem compared to your boy, Platner?
For the record, there were eight candidates and the top four were in Debate A while the bottom four were in a separate Debate B because they didn't have enough support. She was in B because she doesn't stand a chance in hell unless we're casting for a Meatloaf movie.
 

RagnarLothbrok

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1. You don't get to claim a dad bod if you don't have any kids (cats don't count). Dad's have an excuse to let themselves go a little, single men do not. You need to up your fitness game.

2. No thoughts on anal periods?

3. Do you think Webb is an improvement over the nazi rapist, or no?
1. Dumb.

2. Anal periods? Is that the euphemism JHP goes with after his boyfriend was a little too rough?

3. What part of “I am not a Democrat” was confusing to you?
 

m.knox

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Yeah, they got themselves yet another "Manly man." lmfao......

These cultists are hilarious.
 
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Scrubby

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1. Dumb.

2. Anal periods? Is that the euphemism JHP goes with after his boyfriend was a little too rough?

3. What part of “I am not a Democrat” was confusing to you?
1. Not meant as an insult lol but I'll help train you if you'd like. I used to be a personal trainer once upon a time 😀

2. Yes, anal periods. It was a direct quote from Ashley Webb who is the topic of this thread lol you can see it if you scroll up.

3. Not being a democrat doesn't mean you can't have an opinion. Who would you like more as a candidate, the tranny with congenital anal periods or the nazi rapist? Dems sure know how to pick em, eh? (I know, I know, you're totally not a democrat. Which means you should agree)
 

JohnHughsPartner

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Why am I tagged in this sh*t? I am not and never have been a Democrat.

Oh, and would you stop requesting nudes of me for you and your boyfriend to fap to? It’s getting a little tiresome. And no, I will not join you two for a threesome no matter how many times you private message me begging. I just don’t swing that way.

And this is the last picture request of yours I am going to accommodate:
View attachment 1365165

From now on, you will need to join my OnlyFans page like everyone else. Get the app and search for Ragnar “Half Dad/Half Gym BOD” Longcock. Just for you and your boyfriend, I am offering a BOGO 1/2 off special. Just enter the PROMO code: consumefeces69.

You’re welcome.
I’m gonna be sick lol
 

RagnarLothbrok

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Jun 11, 2025
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1. Not meant as an insult lol but I'll help train you if you'd like. I used to be a personal trainer once upon a time 😀

2. Yes, anal periods. It was a direct quote from Ashley Webb who is the topic of this thread lol you can see it if you scroll up.

3. Not being a democrat doesn't mean you can't have an opinion. Who would you like more as a candidate, the tranny with congenital anal periods or the nazi rapist? Dems sure know how to pick em, eh? (I know, I know, you're totally not a democrat. Which means you should agree)
1. Oh yeah? You ripped? I’m 45 and look way better than most guys my size. But, yeah, I am open to your suggestions. Lol

2. Gross.

3. Uhmm… C: None of the Above?
 
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