It’s quite clear to me there are two very divergent, opposing realities existing in the United States of America—one within the realm of normalcy; the other in a distant, mystical land of make believe.
Sadly, the latter is where the current POTUS resides along with his merry band of bootlicking sycophants and halfwits.
To summarize tonight’s bafflingly insane, embarrassing parody of a stranger than fiction sh*t show, Donald Trump began the evening addressing what would undoubtedly prove to be jaw-dropping revelations about the 2020 election by taking a few minutes to first suck his own dick. And when his self-fellating had run its bizarre and unnatural course, Trump shifted to…check notes…blame his own appointed intelligence officers for bamboozling and snookering him by hiding valuable pieces of evidence that would have blown the 2020 election doors off its hinges.
Oh, and then there was some “Chy-nuh, chy-nuh, chy-nuh!” drivel he was in the process of beginning to piss and moan about—some dastardly insidious plan of China’s to obtain the publicly available voting records of Americans—when I decided to call it quits.
At this point, if you care about the United States of America and our reputation around the world and aren’t absolutely embarrassed by the Tangerine Toddler, you are unequivocally a f#cking retard with no redemptive value of any sort. I was at least hoping the speech would be somewhat entertaining in being delusional, but this was as painfully boring as it was epically stupid. I mean, that was the bombshell revelation Scrubby, Growls, and others had been spending all week edging in anticipation of?
Hoooooo-lee sh*t!
Sadly, the latter is where the current POTUS resides along with his merry band of bootlicking sycophants and halfwits.
To summarize tonight’s bafflingly insane, embarrassing parody of a stranger than fiction sh*t show, Donald Trump began the evening addressing what would undoubtedly prove to be jaw-dropping revelations about the 2020 election by taking a few minutes to first suck his own dick. And when his self-fellating had run its bizarre and unnatural course, Trump shifted to…check notes…blame his own appointed intelligence officers for bamboozling and snookering him by hiding valuable pieces of evidence that would have blown the 2020 election doors off its hinges.
Oh, and then there was some “Chy-nuh, chy-nuh, chy-nuh!” drivel he was in the process of beginning to piss and moan about—some dastardly insidious plan of China’s to obtain the publicly available voting records of Americans—when I decided to call it quits.
At this point, if you care about the United States of America and our reputation around the world and aren’t absolutely embarrassed by the Tangerine Toddler, you are unequivocally a f#cking retard with no redemptive value of any sort. I was at least hoping the speech would be somewhat entertaining in being delusional, but this was as painfully boring as it was epically stupid. I mean, that was the bombshell revelation Scrubby, Growls, and others had been spending all week edging in anticipation of?
Hoooooo-lee sh*t!
