Favorite Misheard Lyrics?

[alaskanseminole]

Mrs. Alaska messed this one up for years! So much so, I had her a shirt made on Etsy as a gag gift. LOL

Starship: Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now

Nancy went crazy
What do they know?

vs

Let 'em say we're crazy
What do they know?

 

[GesterHawk]

Say your prayers, little one
Don't forget, my son
To include everyone
I tuck you in, warm within
Keep your free throws in
'Til the sandman, he comes

 

[GesterHawk]

From the same song:

Something's wrong, shut the light
Heavy thoughts tonight
And they aren't of Snow White
Dreams of war, dreams of liars
Dreams of dragon's fire
And some warm apple piiiee

 

[AFM22]

Linkin Park's "Numb"

What it is: "Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow."

What I thought it was: "Caught in the cameltoe, just caught in the cameltoe."

 

[GesterHawk]

I had a roommate in college drop this one on me and I can't not hear it this way now:

Hold me closer Tony Danza

 

[RollingballofButcherKnives]

You lying so low in the weeds
I bet you gonna ambush me
You'd have me down, down, down, down on my knees
Now woodchuck, barracuda? Oh

 

[AFM22]

I had a roommate in college drop this one on me and I can't not hear it this way now:

Hold me closer Tony Danza

That is the correct lyric.

 

[GesterHawk]

That is the correct lyric.

Pete?

 

[AFM22]

Pete?

 

[GOHOX69]

Blinded by the light,
Rebbed up like a douche in the middle of the night.

 

[alaskanseminole]

I had a roommate in college drop this one on me and I can't not hear it this way now:

Hold me closer Tony Danza

 

[stillh8unlv]

Linkin Park's "Numb"

What it is: "Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow."

What I thought it was: "Caught in the cameltoe, just caught in the cameltoe."

Well, really just interchangeable

 

[Hydro2.0]

Make me fries kills me

 

[stillh8unlv]

 

[stillh8unlv]

 

[stillh8unlv]

Hendrix....

Excuse me, while I kiss this guy

 

[Rifler]

Bowie...

Like a leather messiah

 

[dpic73]

One of my all-time favorite songs - Bowie and Queen.

 

[Moral]

GIMME FUEL GOMME FIRE GOMME HOBBITS FROM THE SHIRE

 

[WDDT]

"One toe over the line sweet Mary, one toe over the line, waiting down town at the rail way station one toe over the line".

 

[Rifler]

"One toe over the line sweet Mary, one toe over the line, waiting down town at the rail way station one toe over the line".

Brewer and Shipley

 

[Wobmam Rulez!]

Steve Miller Band

Big ole jet had a light on.

 

[GesterHawk]

Steve Miller Band

Big ole jet had a light on.

I used to sing it as Big ole jet Carolina.

 

[aCEOuProbablyKnow]

Mrs. Alaska messed this one up for years! So much so, I had her a shirt made on Etsy as a gag gift. LOL

Starship: Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now

Nancy went crazy
What do they know?

vs

Let 'em say we're crazy
What do they know?


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"@TarponSpringsNole IS a lady"

- @alaskanseminole

 

[aCEOuProbablyKnow]

Blinded by the light,
Rebbed up like a douche in the middle of the night.

"Rebbed?"

 

[stillh8unlv]

"One toe over the line sweet Mary, one toe over the line, waiting down town at the rail way station one toe over the line".

Such a beautiful contemporary spiritual...