McLovin took 100mg of THC again
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TV I WISH I WENT PLACE IS PACKED. PROBABLY SOME HOT MILFS THERE
HIS LOOSE BUTT HOLE SUCKS THINGS UP LIKE KIRBY’s DREAMLAND FOR ORIGINAL GAMEBOY OR SMASH BROTHERS MELEE
ME FINALLY GETTING MY DOG TO GO OUTSIDE TO PISS AND MY NEIGHBOR WHO LOOKS LIKE THAT (WHO ALSO SPENT 6 HOURS TODAY WEEDS WACKING) BLOWING UP HIS GARAGE
I get a text “hey bro it’s your neighbor you mind if I shoot off a firework I know your kids are sleeping”
me: uhh sure I guess
*neighbor shoots a military grade mortar through my upstairs wall*
HEY I GOT THIS PALLET OF FIREWORKS STRAIGHT FROM THE ISRAEL DEFENSE FORCES NOW STAND BACK, THEY CAME WITH THIS TUBE BUT LOOKS WAY COOLER IF I HOLD THEM IN MY HAND.
@AFM22 @McLovin32 @Moral @The-Dude-Abides @Ktrain1969 I JUST WATCHED 4 HOSSES AT KINNICK RUB BUTTER ALL OVER THEMSELVES AND ROLL RACE ON TOP OF EACH OTHER WITH A CORN COB STUCK BETWEEN THEIR TIDS AND GUTS. LOSING TEAM HAD TO EAT OTHER TEAMS CORN
BETTER THAN WATCHING US LOSE TO PENN STATE IN WREATLING FOR THE 9th YEAR IN A ROW
"IM NOT AS ASHAMED WATCHING THIS AS I WAS WATCHING THE 23 IOWA OFFENSE"
HOPEFULLY NOT THE NAKED BOOTLEG VS NW I DONT WANT TO CRY AGAIN
THE BRING HIM OUT ON THE FIELD IN CUFFS
"GUYS I REALLY DONT WANT TO FUC UP MY LEG AGAIN"
"SHUT UP AND RUN THE BOOT INTO THIS 400 POUND HOSS"
