Lsu. Wait. OM. Wait. Notre dame

[TheDawg-Pound]

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[aTotal360]

With a parent like that steering him to make such sound decisions, there is no way this kid isn't successful.

 

[HotMop]

Where's the dad?

 

[Puppers]

Where's the dad?

Probably on a cruise

 

[mike tice]

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Man these 17ers are pathetic.

 

[mike tice]

Probably on a cruise

nice

 

[dawgman42]

Probably on a cruise

Daily Winner of the Internet award nominee, folks.

 

[Podgy]

I love college football. I can't enjoy a weekend unless some teenage multimillionaire chooses us, though. It'll be like this from now on.

 

[OG Goat Holder]

Who still follows this stuff? I honestly can’t believe the crootin coverage industry still exists.

 

[HotMop]

Probably on a cruise

 

[paindonthurt]

With a parent like that steering him to make such sound decisions, there is no way this kid isn't successful.

I’m all for piling on when it’s deserved and I don’t like the fake hat tricks but that seemed pretty tame

she also looks like she had him when she was 13

 

[patdog]

But where will he flip to tomorrow?

 

[theoriginalSALTYdog]

Probably on a Carnival cruise

FIFY

 

[Maroon13]

I bet when she flies, she jumps out her seat as soon as the plane arrives, shoving people out of the way to stand at the door.*

 

[Dawgbite]

Probably on a cruise

 

[ZombieKissinger]

Where's the dad?

If the answer is “not in the picture”, the next question goes to @ClintonInHelen

 

[GloryDawg]

Where's the dad?

No telling where they are.

 

[Ranchdawg]

Almost makes you want to give up on college football. There is an illness in America when all we want to do is throw money at entertainment. Kids sign contracts for millions to play a game but the evils of this country are CEOs that spent their life ascending???

 

[TheBannerM]

We used to be a hat on the table.