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OopsICroomedmypants

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I wish you luck on your journey. Its legit
3.5 months. It’s like I hit the resest button on everything. It’s hard for some people to, but I really enjoy it. I look like I’m 21 again and feel nearly that good. I’m going to get old, but I won’t be broke down and sick.
 
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If I'm going to eat a candy bar, I'm not going to waste those calories on some garbage like Zero bars that moonlight as healthy. I'm going straight for the Snickers, Twix, Hershey bar, whatever.

If I want to smoke, I'm opting for a Marlboro red over a vape.

If I'm day-drinking, I'm getting Miller Lite over Michelob Ultra. If I have a beer with a dinner or something, it's craft and not just Bud heavy or some shlt.
 

Dawgbite

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If I'm going to eat a candy bar, I'm not going to waste those calories on some garbage like Zero bars that moonlight as healthy. I'm going straight for the Snickers, Twix, Hershey bar, whatever.

If I want to smoke, I'm opting for a Marlboro red over a vape.

If I'm day-drinking, I'm getting Miller Lite over Michelob Ultra. If I have a beer with a dinner or something, it's craft and not just Bud heavy or some shlt.
The Zero candy bar was named long before all the other Zero products. It never was marketed as diet low calorie and I’ve never seen it claimed.
 
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The Zero candy bar was named long before all the other Zero products. It never was marketed as diet low calorie and I’ve never seen it claimed.
Ha, when I looked them up, I didn't realize Zero was actually a candy bar. For whatever reason, I was thinking of these because a dude I work with has them all the time:

 
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85Bears

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My wife was a sales rep for Mars candy in Arkansas. She set a company record for selling 3 musketeers. They asked her how she did that. She said the people here don’t have teeth.
There a forgotten candy bar that was pretty good, a Mars bar
 
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Curby

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As far as obscure candy bars goes....who remembers the ZagNut?

The scene in 48 Hrs with Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy gets me every time.
 
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BulldogBlitz

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Moon Pies...obviously successful but they taste like crap.
Was always indifferent to those. When I did work in Argentina, they had alfajores. Very similar to a moonpie. Found someone local here from Argentina who bakes all sorts of fun desserts, and she was shocked to hear me order them for my birthday because she does not have them listed.

I would say, if you can get a hold of any fresh made alfajores, moonpies would taste even worse.
 
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The Peeper

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Growing up there was a city owned swimming pool that would put candy bars in their ice cream freezer case for those that wanted them. My favorite frozen one was a ZERO. For those that don't remember them:

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My favorite was (non frozen) Snickers forever but they changed something or my taste buds have morphed because I can't eat them any more, gross.

My all time favorite one was a Butternut but I haven't seen one in a very long time

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