Ooh ooh, I can answer that!!!
It's because you intentionally leave your posts vague enough for people to not understand wtf you're talking about, or believe that what you said was flat-out wrong, so that you can talk in circles and pretend that you're never actually wrong by telling people, "No that's not what I meant. Stop mischaracterizing me and read better."
Again, everyone sees you doing this sh**, but this is you:
"I stepped on a rake at the house the other day and my wife laughed."
Random person: Why'd you leave your rake lying around your house for you to eventually step on?
You: "I wasn't at MY house. Read better and try again."
Random person 2: I think it's funny that your wife laughed at you.
You: "I never said my wife was laughing AT ME. Stop mischaracterizing me and read better."
That is how you post.........Everyone knows it. Nobody cares if you wanna publicly deny that. Now shut the f*** up and kindly,