No Happy Birthday thread?

What Would Jesus Do?

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JohnHughsPartner

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Today, Donald Trump brought a ladder to the White House to celebrate his birthday.
He heard that the drinks were on the house.

Trump is 80 years old and still does not need glasses. He drinks his booze right out of the bottle

Trump is pompous egomaniac, a serial liar and a corrupt human being. His future days are numbered.
Goat
 

dpic73

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No, that pure hatred wishing someone dead and going with pain.
You really need to take a long look in the mirror and ask yourself if I really this small of a person because all of your posts point that way.
Maybe you should have cared about "pure hatred" when you voted for that "small person" three times. But that's the thing, you loved his hatred, it was your favorite thing about him and now you blame others for what you have sown.
 

Moral

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No, that pure hatred wishing someone dead and going with pain.
You really need to take a long look in the mirror and ask yourself if I really this small of a person because all of your posts point that way.

He's a monster. In hindsight people will be like, yeah, moral you were right to say that. Typically how it goes when we are talking about pedo grifters.
 

What Would Jesus Do?

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"We love Cheney and Kristol now!"
Other than usually being wrong, I always kind of liked Kristol.

A lot of cons are sounding reasonable these days, but that's only because of Trump. When the non-Trump Rs are back in power, raping the underclass and the environment in their usual ways, it will become clear again that they aren't actually reasonable.
 
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LafayetteBear

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Happy birthday Mr President sir.

When you die I hope it is excruciating and takes a while.
My wish for Cheeto is that he has a massive stroke that renders the entire right side of his body useless and makes the right side of his face droop, but that it leaves him in full control of whatever cognition he has, so that he can understand the full impact of how limited he will have become. Consigned to a wheelchair, drooling, unable to wipe his own butt, and removed as POTUS. And unable to speak anywhere near normally. He has already made plenty of fun of physically disabled people, so his joining their ranks would be karma at its finest.

Then, they should prosecute him. They have jail accommodations for the physically disabled, no? :cool:
 

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Happy birthday to the best president in modern history! Hope he enjoys the flag day festivities. This UFC event is AWESOME!
 
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lucas80

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No, that pure hatred wishing someone dead and going with pain.
You really need to take a long look in the mirror and ask yourself if I really this small of a person because all of your posts point that way.
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My wish for Cheeto is that he has a massive stroke that renders the entire right side of his body useless and makes the right side of his face droop, but that it leaves him in full control of whatever cognition he has, so that he can understand the full impact of how limited he will have become. Consigned to a wheelchair, drooling, unable to wipe his own butt, and removed as POTUS. And unable to speak anywhere near normally. He has already made plenty of fun of physically disabled people, so his joining their ranks would be karma at its finest.

Then, they should prosecute him. They have jail accommodations for the physically disabled, no? :cool:
Get out of my head! The exact same thing I've wanted since 2020.
 

lucas80

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I’ve had enough 80-year-old presidents. Hope Trump is the last one in my lifetime.

I also miss the days when politics were not a theatrical white-trash soap opera.
Good luck. We have a WWE president. I laugh at the Republicans who think they just need to see Trump act normal for a few months and they’ll be fine in November. He needs drama. He craves drama. It’s all about outlandish plot lines, villains, and getting ratings.
When Iowans say goodbye to Chuck I’ll believe we’ve started to care about old leaders.
 

RagnarLothbrok

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Good luck. We have a WWE president. I laugh at the Republicans who think they just need to see Trump act normal for a few months and they’ll be fine in November. He needs drama. He craves drama. It’s all about outlandish plot lines, villains, and getting ratings.
When Iowans say goodbye to Chuck I’ll believe we’ve started to care about old leaders.
I’m aware.

I just long for the days of politics being boring.
 
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