LET'S GO BRANDON 👏👏👏👏👏
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BLUE 62 RED 18 GO 
GO!!! HUT HUT GO!!! *Motions TE across formation. TE does the over exaggerated running in place thing so everyone knows the ball won't be snapped* GO!!! LETS GO BRANDON!!! SHID TIMEOUT TIMEOUT TIMEOUT. *Crowd goes crazy and the defense starts jumping around pumped*
GO!!! HUT HUT GO!!! *Motions TE across formation. TE does the over exaggerated running in place thing so everyone knows the ball won't be snapped* GO!!! LETS GO BRANDON!!! SHID TIMEOUT TIMEOUT TIMEOUT. *Crowd goes crazy and the defense starts jumping around pumped*
SORRY I WAS PRACTICING MY CADENCE TO TRY TO MAKE THE DEFENSE JUMP OFFSIDES. COLLEGE FOOTBALL GAME COMES OUT SOON IVE GOT TO GET READY
BLUE TIME TIME TIME STEP OUT STEP OUTBLUE 62 RED 18 GO
Blue grants time
“LETS GO BRANDON
”Batter strikes out
FUCAR I TOLD YOU LETS GO BRANDON MEENS TAKE ITBLUE TIME TIME TIME STEP OUT STEP OUT
Blue grants time
“LETS GO BRANDON
Batter strikes out
*BIGGEST AT BAT OF THE SEASON* COACH ON 3RD "BUDDY HEY!!!! BUDDY!!! HEY STEP OUT STEP OUT!!! "LETS GO BUDDY LETS GOBLUE TIME TIME TIME STEP OUT STEP OUT
Blue grants time
“LETS GO BRANDON
Batter strikes out
"KID STEPS BACK IN AND TAKES A HEATER OFF THE FACE WHILE SWINGING "STIIIIIIIII RIHHHHH HUH UHHHH RUHHH HREEEEEE UR OUTTA HEAR PAL!!!" GAME ENDS.
DAMN IT SPORT U COST US THE FUCAN GAME
PUGHHHHH*BIGGEST AT BAT OF THE SEASON* COACH ON 3RD "BUDDY HEY!!!! BUDDY!!! HEY STEP OUT STEP OUT!!! "LETS GO BUDDY LETS GO
KID STEPS BACK IN AND TAKES A HEATER OFF THE FACE WHILE SWINGING "STIIIIIIIII RIHHHHH HUH UHHHH RUHHH HREEEEEE UR OUTTA HEAR PAL!!!" GAME ENDS.
PUGGGGHHHHBRUGHHHHHHHHH *CROWD GASPS. 400 POUND MOM IN THE STANDS "WHAT?!!! OH COMON!!!! WHAT?!!! HOWS THAT A STRIKE?!!!! OH COMON BLUE!!!!"
400’pound mom after kid gets beaned in the nuts but blue calls it a strike 3
“GOOD CALL BLUE
DAM GOOD CALL”
I can legit hear the same "WHAT!!!! OH COMON!!!" high pitched voice everyone has experienced at the BALLPARKS400’pound mom after kid gets beaned in the nuts but blue calls it a strike 3
“GOOD CALL BLUE
@Easthawk1062 Did I tell you about the summer i spent umpiring traveling league, little league, and tee ball?
MOMENT 1, I WAS UMPIRING TRAVELING LEAGUE IN THE FIELD. I WAS DOWN BY THE 1ST BASE BC NO ONE WAS ON BASE.
KID WAS ABOUT HALF A STEP LATE AND WAS OUT.
COACH WENT BALLISTIC
KID WAS OUT, EASY
COACH GOT IN MY FACE AND ALL I SAID WAS "BUD CALM DOWN"
"BUD!?. BUD!? HE THINKS WE'RE BUDS!?"
CALLED ME BUD THE REST OF THE GAME.
CAME UP AFTER THE GAME TO TELL ME KID WAS SAFE AND ALL I SAID WAS
"TELL HIM TO RUN FASTER NEXT TIME."
KID WAS ABOUT HALF A STEP LATE AND WAS OUT.
COACH WENT BALLISTIC
KID WAS OUT, EASY
COACH GOT IN MY FACE AND ALL I SAID WAS "BUD CALM DOWN"
"BUD!?. BUD!? HE THINKS WE'RE BUDS!?"
CALLED ME BUD THE REST OF THE GAME.
CAME UP AFTER THE GAME TO TELL ME KID WAS SAFE AND ALL I SAID WAS
"TELL HIM TO RUN FASTER NEXT TIME."
MOMENT 2 I WAS UMPIRING TEE BALLS
THIS KID WAS JUST NOT GETTING ON BASE.
HE SUCKED ***.
HE WOULDNT SWING AND WOULD STRIKE OUT AND CRY
I FELT BAD SO I SAID, IM JUST GONNA WALK THIS FUCAR
DUDE WAS 3-0 COUNT.
SWINGS AND MISSES
3-1 COUNT
SWINGS AND MISSES
3-2 COUNT. SURELY THIS KID ISN'T GONNA FUCAN SWING WHY IS HE SWINGING?
SWINGS AND MISSES AND WALKS BACK TO THE DUGOUT AND CRIES
THIS KID WAS JUST NOT GETTING ON BASE.
HE SUCKED ***.
HE WOULDNT SWING AND WOULD STRIKE OUT AND CRY
I FELT BAD SO I SAID, IM JUST GONNA WALK THIS FUCAR
DUDE WAS 3-0 COUNT.
SWINGS AND MISSES
3-1 COUNT
SWINGS AND MISSES
3-2 COUNT. SURELY THIS KID ISN'T GONNA FUCAN SWING WHY IS HE SWINGING?
SWINGS AND MISSES AND WALKS BACK TO THE DUGOUT AND CRIES
MOMENT 3 I WAS UMPRING TEE BALLS.
BEFORE EACH GAME I TELL THE COACHES I DON'T PLAY AROUND WITH THIS DROPPED STRIKE 3 BULLSHID. ITS COACHES PITCHING TO THEM AND NONE OF THESE FUCARS CAN THROW LET ALONE CATCH. EVERYONE IS GONNA BAT ANYWAY.
FIRST FUCAN BATTER, DROPPED STRIKE 3 AND THE KID TAKES OFF FOR FIRST.
I CALL HIM OUT
I SAY, I TOLD COACHES WE'RE NOT DOING THIS
KID'S MOM YELLS FROM THE BLEACHERS "I DON'T THINK HE TOUCHED HIM!"
YA NO SHID HE DIDNT TOUCH HIM, HE COULDN'T EVEN GET UP WITH THIS GEAR THAT'S 3 SIZES TOO BIG
MOM YELLED "I DON'T THINK HE TOUCHED HIM LIKE 3 MORE TIMES."
I TOLD THIS STORY TO MY BROTHER AND HE SAYS IT ALLLLLL THE FUCAN TIME
BEFORE EACH GAME I TELL THE COACHES I DON'T PLAY AROUND WITH THIS DROPPED STRIKE 3 BULLSHID. ITS COACHES PITCHING TO THEM AND NONE OF THESE FUCARS CAN THROW LET ALONE CATCH. EVERYONE IS GONNA BAT ANYWAY.
FIRST FUCAN BATTER, DROPPED STRIKE 3 AND THE KID TAKES OFF FOR FIRST.
I CALL HIM OUT
I SAY, I TOLD COACHES WE'RE NOT DOING THIS
KID'S MOM YELLS FROM THE BLEACHERS "I DON'T THINK HE TOUCHED HIM!"
YA NO SHID HE DIDNT TOUCH HIM, HE COULDN'T EVEN GET UP WITH THIS GEAR THAT'S 3 SIZES TOO BIG
MOM YELLED "I DON'T THINK HE TOUCHED HIM LIKE 3 MORE TIMES."
I TOLD THIS STORY TO MY BROTHER AND HE SAYS IT ALLLLLL THE FUCAN TIME
BUD?!!!! FUCKU PAL. SHULDA CALLED BALL 4 WHEN HE STRUCK OUT. WAS HIS MOM HOT I WOULDA CALLED BALL 4 FOR SURE
*ANOTHER PARENT WHO WAS AT THE CONCESSIONS AND MISSED WHAT HAPPENED*
"GET OFF UR KNEES BLUE YOUR BLOWING THE GAME I DONT THINK HE TOUCHED HIM. IN FACT I NO HE DIDNT"
NOW THIS ONE IS WHERE I FUGGED UP.
MOMENT 4. UMPRING TRAVELING LEAGUES. I WAS BEHIND HOME PLATE.
I WAS CALLIN A PRETTY GOOD GAME. IT WAS LOW SCORING SO I WAS LETTING THE ZONE WIDEN A BIT.
ANYWAY. BOTTOM OF THE LAST INNING AND ITS TIED 2-2.
PLAY ABOUT TO HAPPEN AT HOME
KID TAGS HIM HIGH BUT I "HE'S FUCAN OUTTTTTTA HERE"
HE WAS PROB SAFE. LMAO
ANYWAY. IM NOT GOING TO ADMIT I'M WRONG.
COACH BUD LOSES HIS FUCAN SHID. GOES BALLISTIC. I SAY 'WATCH IT BUD." AND IT MAKS HIM EVEN MORE MAD
ANYWAY. INNING ENDS 2-2 AND TEAMS GO BACK TO THEIR DUGOUTS.
UMPIRE FROM THE FIELD WAVES ME TOWARD HIM, AND JUST WALKS TOWARD ME SHAKING HIS HEAD.
HOME TEAM ENDS UP WINNING ANYWAY. BALL DON'T LIE.
I AM AT THE BAR A WEEKEND OR 2 LATER AND WHO DO I SEE?
COACH BUD.
HE WANTS TO TELL ME HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT HIGH TAG
I TELL HIM IT WAS 2 WEEKS AGO AND TO MOVE ON.
UMPIRE IS ALWAYS RIGHT
HE SAYS HE HAS TO GO BEFORE HE GETS KICKED OUT
I'LL NEVER ADMIT I BLEW THAT CALL.
MOMENT 4. UMPRING TRAVELING LEAGUES. I WAS BEHIND HOME PLATE.
I WAS CALLIN A PRETTY GOOD GAME. IT WAS LOW SCORING SO I WAS LETTING THE ZONE WIDEN A BIT.
ANYWAY. BOTTOM OF THE LAST INNING AND ITS TIED 2-2.
PLAY ABOUT TO HAPPEN AT HOME
KID TAGS HIM HIGH BUT I "HE'S FUCAN OUTTTTTTA HERE"
HE WAS PROB SAFE. LMAO
ANYWAY. IM NOT GOING TO ADMIT I'M WRONG.
COACH BUD LOSES HIS FUCAN SHID. GOES BALLISTIC. I SAY 'WATCH IT BUD." AND IT MAKS HIM EVEN MORE MAD
ANYWAY. INNING ENDS 2-2 AND TEAMS GO BACK TO THEIR DUGOUTS.
UMPIRE FROM THE FIELD WAVES ME TOWARD HIM, AND JUST WALKS TOWARD ME SHAKING HIS HEAD.
HOME TEAM ENDS UP WINNING ANYWAY. BALL DON'T LIE.
I AM AT THE BAR A WEEKEND OR 2 LATER AND WHO DO I SEE?
COACH BUD.
HE WANTS TO TELL ME HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT HIGH TAG
I TELL HIM IT WAS 2 WEEKS AGO AND TO MOVE ON.
UMPIRE IS ALWAYS RIGHT
HE SAYS HE HAS TO GO BEFORE HE GETS KICKED OUT
I'LL NEVER ADMIT I BLEW THAT CALL.
WE PLAYED HINTONS THE OTHER NIGHT. EVERY TEAM JUST HAS KIDS STAY AT FIRST OR WHATEVER THE NEXT BASE IS. SO WE ARE WINNING BY LIKE 2 LATE AND THEY ACT LIKE ITS THE WORLD SEARS ANYWAY. SO THIS KID IS DOWN 0-2 AND THE BALL MISSED HER BY LIKE 20 FEET AND THE COACH GOSE DID THAT HIT YOU??!!!! SO THE UMP GOES UHH YEAH GO TO FIRST. NEXT GIRL HITS A ROCKET 10 FEET SHORT OF THE PITCHER AND SHE AIR MAILES THE BALL OVER FIRST AND THE COACH WAS LIKE GO!!!! GO GO GO GO GO!!! AND THEY SENT ALL THE RUNNERS EXTRA BASES AND WON BY 1 AND CELEBRATED LIKE THE CUBS WON IT ALL IN 16. WAS SUPER COOL I BET THEY WERE SO PUMPED TO WIN
LOOK BUD JUST ADMIT U ALMOST COST US THE GAME LIKE THE 85 CARDINOLS WORLD SEARS VS KANSAS JAYHAWK ROYALS
I remember chatting with a teammates dad while JV was playing and he was like "you have to try to get out of the way" and I said "not really, blue is gonna give you a first unless you are leaning into the strike zone."
his face got fucan red
NO YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF THE WAY
I said, okay next time someone throws it into my batters box im just gonna stand and we'll see if I get first.
Later that night the pitcher lets a curveball get away from him. slow as fuc. floated right at me and hit me on the leg at like 30mph.
Blue gave me first.
I pointed at my teammates dad and he was just like
THAT WAS LIKE 18 YEARS AGO THAT KID PROB HAS KIDS NOW AND TELLS HIS KIDS HOW I BLEW THAT CALL, WHICH I DIDNT
"I WONDER WHERE THE FUCAN HELL THAT BLUE IS. IVE GOT A TURNAMINT IN OMAHA CITIES I HOPE HE DOSENT LIVE IN THE AREA AND TRIES FUCAN MY TEAM OVER AGAIN"
THAT WAS THE ONLY YEAR I UMPIRED. SHID WAS NOT WORTH IT. I HAD TO TAKE THE CITY OF REMSENS TO SMALL CLAIMS FOR MY FUCAN LAST PAYCHECK.