Phil Mickelson

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electricat2

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Seen him up close at Valhalla couple years ago.
Can't tell it on TV but he looked really really bad.
Hope he gets help
 

Catman100

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Phil drunk in the clubhouse.
"Bet ya $100 I can do whatever I want in here and not get kicked out."
You're on!

D'oh!!!
 

BetterThanYou

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From the Internet:

“I live in San Diego and know other GMs of country clubs out here, and the rumor was that he actually pulled out his penis and then proceeded to put his hand down the pants of the female employee. This is alleged, but I heard about this a few weeks ago and I guess it took a little while for the rumor to get to the national news attention.”
 

Catfan in Tn.

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From the Internet:

“I live in San Diego and know other GMs of country clubs out here, and the rumor was that he actually pulled out his penis and then proceeded to put his hand down the pants of the female employee. This is alleged, but I heard about this a few weeks ago and I guess it took a little while for the rumor to get to the national news attention.”
If true, what an idiot.
 

Starrcade

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I guess his home course now is Goat Ranch, Balboa, his other favorite…….if they let him on. 🤣 (It’s public, so he can barge up in there.)
 
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What kind of help does Phil need that all of our posters reference ?

I’m super rich, so I make unwanted advances on Highschool girls that work part time at my club. We don’t have to make up some complicated Brendan Sorsby story to explain somebody just being an *******.
 

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Video evidence or not, you don't just walk out on the course and permanently boot a world famous golfer for no real reason. Whatever actually happened, I suspect the club had every reason to believe it was serious. And I'm betting it wasn't the first time something like that occurred, so the club decided it would be the last.
I posted the link, not to support Phil, but to see if he had a response to the allegation. I 100% believe the victim here. How the heck did Phil think he was going to get away with this? What a dumbass.