McLovin took 100mg of THC again
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Same guy on the women’s board asking “ya but how many were me-bounds” after seeing she had 17 points 17 rebounds.
It’s Tuesday night. The slow pitch team is in the hunt for the playoffs. @Easthawk1062 has to send a sub for the 6th week in a row bc his fuc trophy has a little league game
the little league game:
I LOVE THE SUNDAY COMICKS IN THE NEWS PAPER I USUALLY LOOK AT THE PITCHERS AND LAFF BEFORE FALLAN ASELEEP ON MY LAZY BOY
EASTHAWK1062
PULLUR LAZY ASSUP BY THE BOOTSTRAPS AND GET A FUCAN JOB LIBROL
Posted from my house I bought in 81 for 17 dollars and a pack of MARBRIOL DARTS.
I was looking at zillow and this huge mansion i walk by sometimes went up for sale. $1.5 million. I went, fuc thats a lot.
Bought in 2013 for $500,000.
Sweet....
THATS WHAT MAKES THIS CUNTRY GRATE. PULL UR BOOTS UP AND GET A JOB. BACK IN 77 I WAS ABLE TO PUT MY KIDS THRU COLLAGE WORKAN AT SEARS SELLING BUSINESS SUITS FOR HALF AN HOUR THEN DRINKING WITH DALE AT THE LOCAL BAR. UNTIL MIDNITE. ITS NOT FUCAN HARD @McLovin32 WORK HARD PARTEY HARDER ASSHOL OKAY
My wife would lose her shid over that house. She loves that old style, whatever the specific name is for it.
I BOUGHT MY HOUSE IN 77 FEW 6,000 DOLLARS AND I GAVE THE REALTOR A BOTTLA BEAR FOOT WINE. NOW IM LISTEN MY HOUSE FOR 950K AND WONT TAKE A FUCAN DIME LESS. STUPAD LAZY MILLENILOS ARE TRYIN TO WHEEL AND DEEL ON ME
OKAY SO ONE YEAR IN FOOTBALL WE WERE PLAYIN 8 MANS FOOTBALL AND THE COACH WAS LIKE OKAY NOW FOOTBALL KICKER TRYOUTS WHO WANTS TO BE KICKER? HE GOT ABOUT 12 PEOPLE THAT THOUGHT THEY WERE FUCAN NATE KAEDING AND THEY ALL GOT A CHANCE TO KICK SOME FIELD GOALS.
THE CAOCH SAYS OKAY LINESMANS. PAT LINE GET OTU THERE. SO FOR SOME REASON HE HAD THE LINE STANDING THERE WHILE PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER KICKED A FIELD GOAL TRY TO KICK OVER THEM AND THROUGH THE UPRIGHTS.
ONE FUCAR KICKS AS HARD AS HE CAN AND BOOTS IT RIGHT INTO THE STARTING LEFT TACKLES ASHOLE. COACH SAYS "FUCAN A, DO IT AGAIN." KID LINES UP, KICKS IT AS HARD AS HE CAN INTO THE FUCAN LEFT TACKLES ASHOLE AGAIN. COACH SAYS OKAY DO IT AGAIN" AND HE FUCAN BOOTS THE BALL INTO THE BACK OF THE LEFT TACKLES HEAD.
COACH SAYS, THAT'S ENOUGH SON, GO SIT DOWN.
LATER WE WERE DOING CONDITIONING RUNNING SPRINTS AND SHID AND THE FUCAR THAT WAS KICKING WAS ABSOLUTELY GASSED BENT OVER HUFFING AND PUFFING AND HERE COMES THE LEFT TACKLE WITH A FOOTBALL AND PUNTS THE BALL AS HARD AS HE CAN RIGHT INTO THE FUCARS THROAT. LIKE 6 INCHES FROM FOOT TO THROAT.
COACH WAS LIKE "MAYBE NEXT TIME MAKE THE FIELD GOALS?"
Someday gen beta are going to be like effing millennials bought their houses for only 300k and now they are listing them for 2.7 million. Minimum wage will probably be $7.25 by then.
@AFM22 @McLovin32 @McLovin.sd @Moral @The-Dude-Abides @Ktrain1969 EVERY FUCAN YEER DURING IOWA GAMES WHEN THEY COME OUT IN LIBROL SHOTGUN AND THROW AN INCOMPLETION I START A NEW GROOP CHAT WITH ALL MY YOUNG FAMLEY MEMEBERS AND SAY "THIS IS WHY THEY SHULDNT RUN A SPRED OFFNCE." DO YOU GUYS WANT ME TO SEND YOU A GROUP CHAT THIS AUGUST
@Torbee NEXT TIME YOU WRITE TUSDAYS SNEAK ONE OF MY QUOTES IN ARE JUST SAY "EASTHAWKS GALLON JUGS AND 
THREDS ARE BEHIND A PAYWALL SO HE CANT SEE THEM ANYMORE"
THREDS ARE BEHIND A PAYWALL SO HE CANT SEE THEM ANYMORE"
Here's a Davenport mansion you can get for $575,000. Little bit of fixer-upper work, but in solid shape.
This one is pretty - $650,000.
YEA I DEFINITELY GOOGL SERCH HER WHEN THE WIFE IS SLEEPAN ON THE COUCH AND I GO INTO THE BATHROOM AND PULL MY TROUSORS DOWN AND THEN I GRAB MY
PRETTY SURE ITS REAL BECAUSE I CANT THINK OF ANY OTHER REASON WHY SHE WOULD FUC A DILLDO ON A TREE
YEA I GET THAT. THE REASON I ASK IS LAST NIGHT I WAS CRAVING A PIZZA AND I WAS IN THE GARAGE HIDING FROM THE OLE BALL AND CHAIN THEN I PASSED OUT DRUNK. I WOKE UP A FEW HOURS LATER AND OPEN THE FRIDGE AND A PIZZA WAS IN THE FRIDGE. THE PIZZA WAS ABOUT HALF GONE BUT I STILL GOT PIZZA. SEE WHAT IM THINKING IS MYSELF FROM THE FUTURE ORDERED ME A PIZZA. IDK SOUNDS CRAZY I NO BUT I THINK IT MIGHT BE A REEL THING
HE WAS FROM MISSISSIPPI AND LOOKED LIKE MICK FOLEY SO IT WAS MORE LIKE
RUNT UH'GAN